Sticking Fry, Bender, and Leela in a comic book ad (for lack of anywhere better to put them), the Brain Spawn take Paper-Thin Disguise to astounding new heights:
Fry:[to Bender] Have you see a giant brain around here? Bender: You mean the lifeguard? [The Brain Spawn is shown on a lifeguard tower, wearing sunglasses, sunblocker, and shorts, despite having no legs) Brain Spawn: Oops! I mean… No horseplay! Did you wait an hour before swimming? [Fry punches the Brain Spawn.]
In a hilarious Nice Job Breaking It, Hero, Fry tells the Brain Spawn he and the rest of the Planet Express crew will find the giant brains in the comic and kick their butt until they're free again. The brains realize they can just send the Planet Express crew inside the comic without accompanying them and the crew will be trapped there forever ("I don't know why we didn't do that all these years"). As they're being sent into a Simpsons comic:
Farnsworth: Let me say it this time. Hermes: Go ahead. Farnsworth: Fry, you're an idiot.
How the rest of the Planet Express crew wound up there in the first place: Fry pointed out that even if he, Bender, and Leela are defeated, the others could potentially stop them. So the Brains go and fetch them as well.
Stuck in a Simpsons comic, with the rest of the crew missing, Fry and Nibbler discuss their options:
Fry: I refuse to give up as long as there's a shred of hope. Nibbler: There isn't. Fry: An iota of hope? Nibbler: No. Fry: How about false hope? Nibbler:[sigh] Yes. Fry:All right!
Bender, having wandered into Moe's, gets mistaken for the Duff mascot:
Bender: Then that's me, all right! The new mascot guy, spreading alcohol-fueled love and peace. Now, pour me a beer or I'll tear your arms off, jerk-wad!
Moe agrees to give Bender free beer for calling him "meatbag"... because that's what his mother used to call him!
Hermes and Zoidberg manage to wander into the power plant, and assume they're friends. It has to be seen to be believed.
Professor Farnsworth gets interred at the Springfield Retirement Castle, where he and Abe Simpson get into a ramble off, which Professor Frink witnesses:
Frink: Dad? Who is that man? Frink Snr: Oh, he's new. But he's making up stories like a pro already. He'll fit right in! Frink:[to a nearby nurse] Nurse, I wish to sign that man out. I have reason to believe he's as much a genius as I am with the brain power and the lateral thinking. Nurse: I'm sorry, Professor Frink, but only a family member or someone legally responsible for him can do that. Frink:[holding a remote] I didn't want to resort to this, but... [Frink presses on the remote. A robot smashes its way into the building. Cut to Farnsworth in a car with Frink and the robot.] Farnsworth: Why am I with you again? Frink: Because my robot may have artificial intelligence, but it's got real power of attorney Buh-hey!
At the climax, Homer tries to free a captive Zoidberg... and dunks him in radioactive waste. Zoidberg comes out hideously mutated. At least, by his standards. By humans... well:
Zoidberg:[as Leela, Marge, and Amy literally stare at him while drooling] It's worse than I thought. The women are all drooling with disgust!
The Simpsons Futurama Crossover Crisis II
When Farnsworth and Hermes enter the room right after Smitty and URL have arrested Frink:
Farnsworth:Good news, everyone! Hermes: "Good news, everyone" is a registered catchphrase of Planet Express. The management guarantees no actual good news.
Bender has his own thoughts on what goes in thumb wars.
Bart: You hit [Fry] with a chair! Bender: All's fair in thumb war, kid.
Lisa bemoans the unfairness of working as unpaid labor in exchange for not being sold as slaves.
Lisa: How is that different from being slaves? Fry: There's less whipping. Professor: Quiet, you! (whips Fry)
