Funny / The Santa Clause 2

• For some reason, Curtis can amplify the music of a dancing Santa animatronic to the whole entire Pole.
• Bernard and Curtis telling Santa about the Mrs. Clause, written in such fine print that Bernard pulls up bigger and bigger magnifiers like he’s an optometrist.
• When Scott briefs Charlie, Laura, and Neal on the Mrs. Clause and de-Santification situation, Charlie tells Scott he can't just give up being Santa:
  Scott: Oh, it's for the best. If I had spent more time with you, you'd spend less time in the spray paint industry.
• Curtis, trying to convince Lucy that he's not an elf, tells Lucy that he has pointy ears because he never ate his green vegetables.
  Curtis: Do you eat your green vegetables?
  Lucy: *Feeling her ears* Uncle Scoooott!
• Molly Shannon as an aspiring country singer whose obsession with Christmas is too much even for Scott. After she sings a parody of Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman" (with Christmas-themed lyrics, of course) in the middle of the restaurant...
  Tracy: Oh god, you hated it.
  Scott: It kind of scared me.
• Neal and Laura set up a date for Scott after he tells the family about the "Mrs. Clause". Scott comes downstairs in a sweater Neal lent him, and Laura offers him the use of their minivan to drive back and forth.
  Scott: Great. So I've got the sweater, the minivan...See you in about eight minutes.
• Toy Santa tells a joke to an elf just to ‘cheer him up’.
  Toy Santa: Knock Knock.
  Elf: Who’s there?
  Toy Santa: Aren’t you.
  Elf: Aren’t you who?
  Toy Santa: Aren't you supposed to get BACK TO WORK!
• All of the attempts to pull out one of Scott's teeth so they can summon the Tooth Fairy to bring him and Curtis back to the North Pole. Particularly when Neal tries to help out by using an old technique with a toaster he and his friends used when they were kids.
  Laura: (averting her eyes) I can't watch this.
  • After all the failed attempts, it turns out Scott went through all the pain and trouble for nothing as Lucy happens to lose one of her baby teeth by pure coincidence.