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  • Samson's monologue while Hans plays five finger fillet:
    Four years in the making Samson had been creating an unauthorized mecha. Since he had little skill in actual design what he constructed so far was a patchwork mess. Though the occasional function or partially operational equipment had a lot of time set for studying them to improve or ingrate together. So far the greatest part was what Samson dubbed the "Devil Matrix Rage Drive." In short, this allowed him to channel his anger, hatred, or burning manly passion through the integrated half-pilot suit to empower the mecha itself. Though why was Samson thinking to himself? Because watching Hans legitimately playing with a knife by stabbing it between his fingers was mind-boggling stupid.
  • This part of Samson's response to Dan's question about how their lives feel like some crazy anime:
    Samson: "Of course. There's the mysterious pasts floating everywhere, there's the mysterious secrets of Nexus and Mexa Nolan made blatantly obvious, and there's Faith dressing up in cosplay. Though speaking of, PR Director Melissa Winters has been working on an anime adaption of our lives. Barely met her in person, though she's quite friendly over the internet."
    • Followed up with this comment from Samson:
    Samson: "You need to ask what company would be animating this anime? With lives this messed up its only natural to have Gainax working on it."
    • Han's reaction,
Hans: I swear to god, If I get turned into a mentally troubled Bishie...
  • Han's reactions to the Delivery.
    Hans: That has got to be the most Hardcore Fed-Ex Delivery I have ever seen.
    WHICH JACKASS ORDERED A GODDAMN DRAGON!?!
  • When Nolan reveals that they recovered parts of the package from the wreckage of the blown up Erdedrache (dragon eldritch), Dan's reaction is:
  • Lethal Monday Burritos. No one's sure of what exactly happened with them yet other than a man died because of them.

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