Funny / Tales from the Cryptkeeper

• The Running Gag in Season 2 of the Old Witch being so ugly she breaks mirrors upon arrival.
  • She once breaks an entire mirror, not from looking at it, but from bending over in front of it while dressed in a one piece body suit.
  • Also whenever she blows a kiss in the viewers' direction, the "camera" cracks.
• "Caveman":
  • As Peter and the Caveman are being chased by all the people they angered in the attraction park, they end up cornered to a wall. The Caveman seemingly pulled a You Shall Not Pass! as he throws Peter above the wall to save him, then turns around to face the angry crowd, groaning, and... sticks up his tongue at them. Before jumping to join Peter while both of them laugh.
• "Sleeping Beauty":
  • Chuck trying to justify his constant bossing around of Melvin by saying he's the "first born", only for Melvin to remind him that he's only the oldest by about ten seconds, since they're twins.^note Chuck: NOT IDENTICAL!!!
    Melvin: (angrily muttering to himself) Ten seconds. Ten LOUSY seconds!
  • Chuck seals himself inside a room by leaving Melvin behind to be devoured by the vampire beauty... only to find out the room he trapped himself in is filled with all the vampire princes she collected.
  • When Chuck and Melvin finally arrive at the castle.
    Chuck: (nervously) Well… here we are…
    Melvin: Yes. Here we are…
    Chuck: I suppose we should… call out, or something. Announce our presence. What should we say?
    Melvin: How about, "come and get us"?
    (The door suddenly slams behind them, shrouding them in darkness)
    Chuck: (Screams Like a Little Girl)
    Melvin: Although, a bloodcurdling scream is just as good.
  • This exchange:
    Chuck: Melvin, may I introduce you to the... Living dead!
    Melvin: ... I wish you wouldn't.
  • After Chuck leaves Melvin at the mercy of all the vampire princes, Melvin bluntly states "I think I hate you, Chuck."
  • Why is Chuck unhappy with becoming a vampire? Because he no longer can see how handsome he is in a mirror.
  • After the vampire queen is killed, Melvin sees a chamber open and reveal another sleeping woman. In trying to decide whether or not to kiss her, he acknowledges how this is either the real sleeping beauty or another vampire looking to bite him. He decides to test his luck. Fortunately, she was the real deal.
• "While The Cat's Away": After a night of horror after horror in a house, our protagonists run out the front door to find... The Cryptkeeper himself, which sends them running screaming. The Cryptkeeper just watches them run away in confusion, not even bothering to question it. Even better, Stu (the older brother) runs back, shoves the poster of the bike they were trying to steal money for, and tells him "keep it."
  • While in a chamber, Stu excitedly digs and pulls out a chest he thinks contains a great treasure, but it turns out to just be one small item. Dwight is pissed.
    Dwight: A COMIC BOOK?! WE DID ALL THIS FOR A COMIC BOOK?!
    Stu: It's issue #1.
    Dwight: ISSUE #1?! Well, that's supreme-o! I'd hate to go through this for issue #2!
  • In the closing, the Crypt Keeper asks if the audience wants to see slides from his vacation. An off-screen crowd shouts a Big "NO!" and can be heard running for the door.
• In "Fare Tonight," Mildred and Eugene both get upset when they learn about the supposed death of TV character "Uncle Mikey‘s” puppet, leading to this glorious exchange:
  Camille: How can a TV show puppet die?
  Eugene: Ratings.