Funny / Legend (1985)

• Most of Gump's lines, just because he's such a Large Ham and such a little guy.
• While the goblin/demon things are quite scary to look at, most of their dialogue with one another is pretty humorous
  • Blunder, when he tried to usurp Darkness...only to immediately learn it was a bad idea.
    Blunder: Shit! Please! It was only a joke!
• Lili trying to brag about baking for Jack... then admits she just took the cookies from her peasant friend.
• Darkness tries to get Lili to sit at the table, symbolizing her compliance. After some initial refusal, she starts to... then stands back up and says with a grin, "I prefer to stand." making him throw a big hissy fit as she laughs wildly.
• Blix's assessment of Lili:
  Blix: May be innocent, may be sweet — ain't half as nice as rotting meat.
• Brown Tom's attempted Last Stand against the goblins who were coming for the unicorn mare ends when he takes an arrow in his hat. He thinks he's shot dead through the head and falls over - later it's revealed that what was hit was the wine bottle he keeps on top of his head inside the hat. And he still thinks he actually died back there! Then again, it was really good spirits, and it went to waste.

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