Funny / Hitch

• The scene where Albert prepares to go into Allegra's financial meeting, during which he manages to wet his pants, break a sink, and walk out without said pants.
• The dance lesson. Albert...shows Hitch his corny, ridiculously over-the-top Dad-dancing to Usher's "Yeah!". Hitch suddenly stops the CD:
  Hitch: Don't — EVER — do that again. Do you hear me?
  Albert: I was just expressing myself...
  Hitch: No. Neww. Nn-nn. Not like that you're not.
  • And then Hitch tries to teach Albert some more normal, subtle dance moves. It doesn't work.
    Hitch: [slaps Albert on the left cheek then the right] Get out.
  • The ones Kevin James does in the Hilarious Outtakes are even funnier, to the point where Will Smith can barely hold it together and doubles over laughing as soon as "Cut" is called.
• Albert and Hitch's "big kiss" — keeping in mind that Hitch was showing him what to do before a kiss:
  Hitch: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
  Albert: I was showing you the magic!
  Hitch: Nooo! I said you come ninety, then I come ten! You don't go the whole hundred!!! [storms off] My mouth was open, you overeager son of a...blegh!!!
• Hitch's allergic reaction to the coquille St. Jacques...particularly his reaction when he sees his face.
  Hitch: OH! OHHHH!!! Whoo-hoo!! [grabs every allergy medication he can get his swollen fingers on] Coquille St. Jacques—-DEATH ON A LEAF!!! [begins downing a bottle of Benadryl like water, while looking in a mirror expecting an instant result.] COME ON!!!
• During the speed dating scene, the woman who shares Too Much Information when Hitch and Sara are arguing:
  Woman: [stands up] You know, this is kind of distracting, and I haven't gotten laid in a YEAR!
  [the entire room goes silent]
• The Dance Party Ending at Albert and Allegra's wedding.