Hailey's On It! / Funny

"So that's me, Hailey Banks. Here to save the world... someday."

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When Hailey is going over the list during the theme, the music completely stops when she spots that one item on the list is kissing her Childhood Friend Scott. Scott then shows up at her bedroom window, which she slams in his face out of embarrassment, resulting in an Offscreen Crash and a Couch Gag of a different noise, from pinball bumpers to a bear roar ("Uhh, nice bear!").
Scott actually does his own theme song takeover, being the Cloudcuckoolander that he is it includes things like "teaching a bulldog to speak Spanish" and "ride a dragon". He also claims that everything he lists is doable. Beta is at first curled up in the Troubled Fetal Position when Scott starts the song then starts with his usual snark. Scott also wants to legally change his name to Larry, thus changing his theme song takeover to 'Larry's On It'.

The Beginning Of The Friend

Beta'd and Hooked

Hailey's narration opening the second episode… where she’s dreaming about Scott.
Present Hailey: (Still asleep) Scott… your pants are on backwards!
Narrator Hailey: (Shocked) WHAT?
Present Hailey: Kiss me… (Begins smooching her pillow)
Narrator Hailey: Nope! Uh-uh! Hailey, wake up!

Catching Felines

Hailey has an Imagine Spot where she fulfills the item of "make a female friend" with Kristine:
Kristine: (trying on and rotating a multi-sided hat) Do you like it this way, this way, this way, this way, or this way, or this way—?
Hailey: How about this way?!
(Hailey throws the hat out a window only for it to boomerang back on Kristine's head)
Kristine: EEEE! I love it! (squelches Hailey in a bear hug) You're the best, bestie!

The Puffle Kerfuffle

Hailey learns that an actor named Thatcher, who looks like an older version of Scott, married his best friend Bailey, who looks like an older Hailey — right down to the glasses — and shares similar interests. Needless to say Hailey is stunned, but imagines herself and Scott as them.

I Know What You Did Last Slumber

Hailey and her friends plan their sleepover until A.C. rudely interrupts them. As he shows off his extremely tacky "Extreme Elite Athlete" outfit, Hailey unleashes her inner Deadpan Snarker:
Hailey: Why are you dressed like you're going through your third divorce?

Frankly Fabulous

When Hailey says she didn't use to have a bird special enough and now she does, the camera pans to outside, where a bird chirps and holds up a wing to itself as if to say "What am I, chopped liver??" and goes inside its birdhouse and slams the door.

We Wish You a Merry Chaos-mas

Daryyl misspells "Festival" as "Pestival" on the banner he was tasked with painting. When Hailey corrects him, he spells it as "Phestival" instead.
Hailey created an awful instrumental for her "Keep Christmas Simple" song for the festival, being a dissonant cacophony of air horns, bells and whistles. While Beta and the Professor (rightfully) considers it terrible, Hailey unironically likes it, bopping her head along to it and even taking offense when they bring up its quality.
In their segment of the festival, Das Beat confuses the audience by slapping themselves with fish.
During their segment of the festival, Frank the Flamingo and his boyfriend Petey the Peacock do an amazing choreographed dance, eliciting cheers from the crowd. Moments later, Frank farts and grosses the audience out.
After his segment of the festival, Chip Dingle advertises his subscription-based "Chipflix". Hailey is in disbelief that anyone would want it, moments before Scott pipes up and claims he did.

Out of Body Slam Experience

Pretty much any time Scott falls under a hypnotic trigger throughout the episode. Be it becoming a chicken, snake, bull, rabbit or even a flying squirrel. All of which are used to defeat Rowdy Russ, the wrestler he accidentally insulted in hypnosis.
"Rowdy" Russ Stanton is a massive conspiracy theorist in addition to being a professional wrestler. Among his conspiracies? He doesn’t believe in birds.
Throughout the episode Hailey and Scott try to get Russ to take a picture with Beta, since he is a huge fan of his. Russ, being the conspiracy-crazed nut that he is, correctly deduces Beta is a robot sent from the future, before immediately laughing it off.
By the end of the episode, Beta gets his wish to not only get a picture with Russ, but to have his signature move preformed on him. Said move involves slamming his ass right into the robot's face, causing his teddybear form to let out an "I Wuv You!".

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