Hinkle: (deflated) Hey! We evil magicians need to make a living, too!
As flawed as Frosty Returns is, it's got Miss Carbuncle, who gives us this absolute gem of a line.
Miss Carbuncle: Before you know it, this darn snow turns into slush. And where's there's slush there's ice, and where's there's ice there's broken hips, and where there's broken hips there's substitute teachers!
And later when the kids are chanting "No more snow" she provides this line
Frosty: "Upset?! 'Upset' is waking up and finding out someone forgot to give you a belly button! 'Upset' is discovering your nose has been stolen to play foos-ball! This ain't upset, kid! THIS IS PANIC!