Hinkle: (deflated) Hey! We evil magicians need to make a living, too!
As flawed as Frosty Returns is, it's got Miss Carbuncle, who gives us this absolute gem of a line.
Miss Carbuncle: Before you know it, this darn snow turns into slush. And where's there's slush there's ice, and where's there's ice there's broken hips, and where there's broken hips there's substitute teachers!
And later when the kids are chanting "No more snow" she provides this line:
Frosty: Upset? "Upset" is waking up and finding out somebody forgot to give you a belly button. "Upset" is finding out somebody stole your nose to play foosball! This ain't "upset", kid! This is PANIC! I'm two squirts from being HISTORY!