- "My exit music, please?" *silence* Poor Amos.
- Even Amos' parents didn't notice him. "One day, I came home from school, and they'd moved."
- In the film version:Billy: My client never kept a diary!
Roxie: Yeah! And she broke the lock! - "So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... into his head."
- "And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!"
- Depending on the actresses involved, "Class" can very quickly turn into this.
- At the ending of Velma's spectacular dance number, "I Can't Do It Alone," trying to get Roxie to join her act:
- Billy denying that he's saying that the prosecution faked Roxie's diary. (beat) "But now that you mention it..."
- Roxie confusing the various aspects of her "background" story.Roxie: I was born on the beautiful Southern convent!
Mama: What? - Towards the end of "We Both Reached For The Gun", Roxie decides to answer one question on her own after Billy gets distracted.Mary Sunshine: Are you sorry?
Roxie: Are you kidding?!- Earlier, we get this gem:Reporter: When'd you get here?
Billy-as-Roxie: 1920.
Reporter: How old were you?
(Roxie elbows Billy angrily)
Billy-as-Roxie: Don't remember!
- Earlier, we get this gem:
- "SHE STOLE MY GARTER!"
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