Funny / Beast Machines

• One moment of pure hilarity is The Reveal that Thrust is actually Waspinator, not Silverbolt.
  "Does that mean Spider-bot not go steady with Waspinator?"
  • Also, from the very end, when Waspinator is reformatted into a wasp with a vehicon head. "Waspinator want glory! Waspinator want power! And what Waspinator get? (gets swatted away by Rattrap) WASPINATOR NEVER GET WHAT WASPINATOR WANTS!"
  • So how did Waspinator get to Cybertron? His proto-human subjects built a giant catapult which flung him into space, and then he flew there. It would seem stupid... if it was any other character. It's fitting for Waspinator.
• In "The Catalyst", Tankor feeds lines to the Diagnostic Drone to convince Megatron to use the Key to Vector Sigma:
  Megatron: What effect would this Key have on my own beast mode?
  Drone: After so many thwarted attempts, it will finally be eliminated!
  Tankor: (low voice) Driving you mad, until you go offline forever, leaving Cybertron under my control.
  Drone: Driving you mad -
  Tankor: No no! Don't say that!!
• 99.999% of what Jetstorm says.
  • When talking with Megatron about Tankor's "death":
    Your glorious army will shine less brightly without his guiding...Can I have his tank drones?"
  • From the same episode:
    (Blasts an entrance into the sewers) "Welcome to another exciting edition of DIGGING FOR MAXIMALS!"
  • From "Revelations Part I: Discovery":
    "Well well well, all I need's a spider and I've got the whole set! Gotta catch 'em all!"
  • In "Fires of The Past":
    (At the Shuttleport) "Well, well, well. Your situation exactly matches your location— TERMINAL!!!

• In "Sparkwar Pt. II: The Search," after finding themselves facing Strika and her drones:
  Rattrap: This calls for a strategic advance to the rear.
  Botanica: Meaning?
  Rattrap: (already zipping away in the opposite direction) RUN AWAY!
• In "Spark of Darkness," Rattrap is tasked with the all-important job of... building gardening equipment. Naturally, he doesn't take it well.
  (little girl voice) "And what'd you do in the war, Daddy?" (regular voice) "Well, honey, I made gardening equipment to help the troops plant petunias!" (little girl voice) "Really, Daddy?!"
  • Megatron's reaction when he realizes he has possessed a Diagnostic Drone, and Rattrap mocking him for it.
  Megatron: I LIVE! I- (realizes what body he is currently inhabiting) What kind of puny body is this? GRAAAAAAAGH! UGHHHHH!

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