Drinking Game / Kid Icarus: Uprising

Pit: Playing a drinking game while you're playing a video game doesn't seem like it'd provide a lot of success.

Palutena: Well, humans do love their alcohol. They don't usually play a drinking game when they actually want to experience something. It's really more of an excuse to get drunk than any serious play.

Pit: But half of these call for a drink when something painful happens to me! That would only make it harder for them to play!

Palutena: Which would make them fail more, thus causing them to take more drinks, and provide an excuse to get drunk.

Pit: ...This job really is the worst sometimes.

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Solo Mode: General Rules

• At the start of a chapter, if you set the Intensity to less than 2.0, take 2.0 - (Intensity) drinks.
• Take (Intensity) - 2.0 drinks every time you die.
  • Take an extra one on top of that if you got a Non-Standard Game Over.
  • Alternatively, fill your glass like it's the fiend's cauldron - drink proportional to hearts lost from the cauldron when you die.
• Take a celebratory drink every time you clear a chapter on Intensity 9.0.
• Lick the outside of the bottle or cup every time a character breaks the fourth wall. You'll still get drunk from osmosis.
• Take a drink every time the antagonists argue amongst themselves.
  • Take another if their troops are fighting each other.
  • If facing the Three-Headed Hewdraw... have fun with that one. Alternatively, just finish your drink and save yourself the trouble.
• Take a drink every time you get turned into an eggplant.
• Take a drink every time you get turned into tempura. Finish the glass if you get eaten.
• Take a drink every time you shoot a creature that you're aligned in some way with. (e.g. Forces of Nature troops and Underworld troops during the Aurum chapters.)
  • Take a drink every time something you're aligned with attacks you. Take two drinks if the attack was unprovoked.
• Take a drink every time a chest turns out to be a trap.
  • Take an extra one if it's a Mimicutie.
    • Take an extra two more if it kills you.
• Every time you see an Orne, start chugging and don't stop until it's destroyed or out of range (i.e. its music stops).
  • Finish the glass if it kills you.
• Take a huge drink every time a new Arc Villain is introduced.
• Take a drink every time Viridi complains about how Humans Are the Real Monsters.
  • Take another if Pit or Palutena call her out for being destructive herself.
    • Take yet another if Viridi tries to tell them they're no better.
• Take a drink every time Thanatos complains about not getting enough attention.
• Take a drink every time someone compares Pit to a chicken (including himself).
• Take a drink every time you reveal yet another Treasure Hunt objective that involves defeating a specific boss under specific conditions.
  • Take a drink every time you reveal a Treasure Hunt objective that involves StreetPass.
• Take a drink every time you get caught by a Reaper.
• Take a drink each time someone references another Nintendo game.
• Take a drink each time Dark Pit is called "Pittoo" or something similar by another character. Take another if he chews them out for calling him that.
• Take a drink each time Pyrrhon refers to himself in the third person.
  • Take two drinks for each interjection he makes.

Solo Mode: Chapter-Specific Rules

• In Chapter 9:
  • Take a drink whenever you have to fight a Clubberskull.
  • Take an extra one if you die.
• In Chapter 18:
  • Take a drink every time dog!Pit tries to move towards garbage.
  • Drown your sorrows when you meet possessed Palutena.
• In Chapter 19:
  • Take a drink when you reach the mid-Land Battle checkpoint.
  • Take a drink every time Pit asks "Are We There Yet?".
• In Chapter 21:
  • Take a huge drink if you fail to finish the Chaos Kin at the end of the air battle section, or fail to catch Dark Pit at the end of the Chapter.
  • Take a drink for every new wave.
• In Chapter 25:
  • Take a drink every time the Great Sacred Treasure changes modes.
  • If you get fail to enable Medusa's intervention, take a huge drink.

Together Mode

• Take a drink every time you get finished. No pausing to drink.
• After each match:
  • If playing Light vs. Dark, each member of the winning team has to drink.
  • If playing Free-for-All, each player takes a number of drinks inversely proportional to their standing (i.e. if there are 4 players, then the 1st-place player takes 4 drinks, the 2nd-place takes 3, etc).
• If you assemble the Daybreak, take a huge drink.
  • In Light vs. Dark, if you finish the entire enemy team, take another huge drink.
  • In Free-for-All, take a standard drink for every player you finish.
• When playing Far Away, take a drink if you get disconnected.
• Take a drink every time someone uses a Black Hole or Mega Laser. This means separate drinks for a Black Hole/Mega Laser combo.