Mickey the Dick
Voiced by: Max Gilardi
The main character. He was once just another punk on the streets of New York City until a company called Video Game Videos, Inc. abducted him and put him to work making Internet videos about video games, which he isn't too happy about.
- Depraved Kids' Show Host: As the series' title may suggest, the gaming-based videos Mickey makes for the Internet are intended for children, but he persistently swears, makes sexual remarks and abuses his film crew on-air due to not giving a rat's ass about his job.
- Jerkass: He isn't called Mickey the Dick for nothing. He can't seem to go two minutes without insulting everyone he's talking to.
- Lean and Mean: He's rather spindly and an unapologetic douchebag.
- Perpetual Frowner: It is rare for him to not be scowling.
- Politically Incorrect Villain: He has a habit of using ableist and homophobic slurs, in particular referring to June and Eric as "retards" and using the word "gay" in a negative context.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: A fair amount of his speech consists of cussing.
- Spiteful Spit: The first episode has him spit into Bossman's face to make it clear how little he respects him.
- Surrounded by Idiots: He doesn't think too highly of June and Eric's intelligence.
- Wham Line: His last line in the series has him admit that he actually knows why VGV captured and employed him specifically rather than any other New York crook.
June and Eric
Voiced by: Max Gilardi
Mickey the Dick's film crew, whose intelligence leaves a lot to be desired.
- Cloudcuckoolander: June oh so very much. One of her first lines is abruptly boasting about being a gamer when Mickey is in the middle of being chewed out for his behavior by Bossman.
- Gamer Chick: June takes pride in being a female gamer.
- Punny Name: Their names together sound like "generic", and they don't have much in the way of a personality.
- Ridiculously Human Robots: Eric at one point claims to be a robot, but is shown bleeding after receiving a beating from Mickey and is generally indistinguishable from a human being.
Bossman
Voiced by: Max Gilardi
The head of VGV with little patience for Mickey's shenanigans.
- Fat Bastard: He's overweight and a tremendous grouch.
- Jerkass Has a Point: He's not the most cordial of people, but his complaints about Mickey's brashness and apathy towards his job are far from unwarranted.
- Perpetual Frowner: Like Mickey, he's almost always shown scowling. And as revealed in a tumblr post by Max Gilardi the baggy underlined eyes are tattooed on, a mark signifying their membership in a street gang called "the dicks". The reason he kidnapped Mickey is to set him on a straight and narrow path like he has and leave his thuggish days behind.
