Dot and Randy
Two children who try their best to do well in school, but always get in trouble thanks to the Goose Lady.
- Butt-Monkey: No matter how hard they try, the Goose Lady will always show up to ruin their day and interfere with how well they do in school by distracting them with her stories.
- Cassandra Truth: Whenever they try to explain that it's the Goose Lady's fault they aren't doing well in school, no one believes them.
- Deadpan Snarker: They often make snide remarks about how the Goose Lady's stories are completely hackneyed and have morals that leave a lot to be desired or are contradicted by what actually happens in the stories.
The Goose Lady
An eccentric humanoid goose who forces Dot and Randy to listen to her tales, showing no regard whatsoever for how her actions interfere with their education.
- Karma Houdini: She is never seen getting punished for bugging Dot and Randy and tends to book it whenever an authority figure approaches.
- Non-Mammal Mammaries: She has a pair of small breasts.
- True Blue Femininity: Her clothes are blue.
The Goose Lady's talking magic wand, who narrates all her stories.