- Jason "Key" Sterling

Birthday: April 19
The 18-year-old protagonist, Key is a sarcastic loner who tends to lie. A lot. He has no real aspirations in life and hasn't planned past graduation. But all that changes when he is shoved into a puddle and subsequently wakes up in world deceptively called Paradise.
Some tropes that apply to Key:
- Consummate Liar: He is the titular "Liar" that winds up in Paradise.
- Idiot Hair: Grows along with the rest of his hair to the point that it seems to no longer be bound by gravity.
- Long-Haired Pretty Boy
- Messy Hair: After waking up after a rough night of escaping from a battle. Key hasn't yet figured out how to deal with his suddenly-long hair.
- Only Known by Their Nickname
- Rapid Hair Growth: VERY rapid. A least a foot overnight. Key is just a little startled by this.
- "Chas"

Birthday: September 10
High School chick-magnet and sickeningly arrogant jock, Chas isn't well liked by the local male population, especially Key. He seems to know more than he lets on and was the one who pushed Key into the portal-puddle.
Some tropes that apply to Key:
- Jerk Jock: Or so Key assumes, up until Chas drops him into Paradise via puddle.
- Jenen

Birthday: June 6
Of Yenen Clan. The first inhabitant of Paradise whom Key meets. He is not a woman. Do not call him a woman. DO NOT CALL HIM A WOMAN.
Some tropes that apply to Jenen:
- Dude Looks Like a Lady: The shawl doesn't help matters.
- Long-Haired Pretty Boy
- Crenen

Birthday: June 6
Leader of Yenen Clan, Crenen is a megalomaniac with a penchant for giving orders and eating gerani.
Some tropes that apply to Crenen:
- Elective Broken Language: Crenen can speak English well, but doesn't bother.
- Long-Haired Pretty Boy
- The Nicknamer: Every member of the cast (as well as some objects, animals, fruit...) gets a "Crenen" name, a three-word moniker describing Crenen's impression of them.
- Menen

Birthday: August 25
Of Yenen Clan. Tall, strong and loyal, he does Crenen's every bidding, especially the heavy-lifting jobs.
Some tropes that apply to Menen:
- The Big Guy: Especially when compared to the relatively-diminutive Key.
- The Quiet One
- Sasha

Birthday: October 15
Of Yenen Clan. She's a doctor (thus the "hurting") and she's a little (or a lot) bossy.
- Lon

Birthday: December 1
A man associated with the Seer Veija.
Some tropes that apply to Lon:
- Bishonen: As described in his Crenen name.
- Long-Haired Pretty Boy - Even moreso than the other characters.
- Veija

Birthday: May 3
Ditzy as she is beautiful, Veija is a Seer who appears to know what's going on, but explaining it is another matter entirely.
Some tropes that apply to Veija:
- The Ditz: And how!
- Beastie
Birthday: May 17
Key's loyal American Eskimo dog. He likes long walks and chasing squirrels. Is currently following Sick Nasty Dog around.
Some tropes that apply to Beastie: