- Voiced by: AT&T Mike
The "heroic" protagonist of the show.
- Voiced by: Speakonia Peter, Robert Stainton (in the spinoff named after him)
The only sane man of the town of 123 Greeny Phatom.
- Voiced by: Robert Stainton
The apparent villain of the show.
- Catchphrase: "Have a shippy, shippy, shippy, shippy day!"
- Voiced by: Robosoft Three
The infamous singer of Russian songs.
- Gratuitous Foreign Language: When he sings, he is this without any doubt.