"The only way we're gonna win here, is by being the best 'us' we can be."
You heard it right, this show about a virgin talking about stupid Nintendo games at his desk has Awesome Moments!- Polybius
- Scott turns the tables on the haunted arcade cabinet chasing him by knocking it out in one hit with a baseball bat.Scott: Luckily, I was diagnosed with a little something I like to call Street Smarts!
- Scott turns the tables on the haunted arcade cabinet chasing him by knocking it out in one hit with a baseball bat.
- It's Awesome Baby!
- Scott's Madden 08 Giant Robot facing off against the Supreme Leader's Giant Sega Genesis.
- Rated E for Irrelevant
- Scott's diatribe on parents who buy M-rated games for their kids and then blame the game for their actions.Scott: Disregarding that, so many parents just buy their kids M-rated games with no second thought. They just don't look at the ratings and then blame the game for being too vulgar for their kids. Why don't you actually be a parent and regulate what media your child consumes rather than blaming the media itself? Different people are into different things, meaning not every piece of media produced is going to be G-rated. That's true concerning everything, especially video games. Most of the video games that garner controversy for being unsuitable for children... are already rated M! But is that ever brought up when all these big shots who know nothing about video games talk about how video games are corrupting society? No, they just talk about how the newest Call of Duty is poisoning our children when guys! Guys! GUYS!
- Scott's diatribe on parents who buy M-rated games for their kids and then blame the game for their actions.
- The Greatest Gaming Mysteries
- Scott defeats Steel Wool with the power of a Call-Back and the Madden Curse.Scott: You ever hear of the Madden Curse?
(Scott brings out his first Madden "Fan Art", a piece of paper with Madden written on it and slaps it on Steel Wool's chest causing him to collapse.)
Steel Wool: Ow, my foot!
- Scott defeats Steel Wool with the power of a Call-Back and the Madden Curse.
- The Darkest Age of Nintendo - Chibi-Robo: Zip-Lash
- The animation on the Anti-Gex, giant sewer monster made out of flushed copies of Chibi-Robo: Zip-Lash, is incredible. Even its anti-climatic defeat.
- Borderline Forever
- The massive line-up of YouTubers Scott got to cameo for the opening skit, up to and including James Rolfe again in his AVGN role.
- The musical numbers throughout are wonderful, but Closing In is easily the highlight.
- Scott finally finds a use for all the Wii games he's been hoarding, building a working space rocket.
- Scott and the gang vs the Green Bay Packers, complete with a group Ass-Kicking Pose to rival those of modern superhero movies!
- Getting both Brett Favre and Vince Young, the Cover Athletes of Maddens 09 and 08 respectively, to cameo as well.
- Scott defeats the Blue Border with the opposite of Eternal Life, Virginity... represented by him throwing his entire collection of Wii games at it and delivering the finishing blow with the Spanish versions of Madden 08 for the Playstation 2 and Xbox 360.
- The finale of the Donkey Kong Barrel Blast video sees Scott completing the game and fighting the physical embodiment of its curse, with a montage of his "virgin moments" in between. All the while, the backing music transitions from "Breakout" to the new original theme "Break In" as a "passing the torch" moment between the songs.
- The entirety of "Next Best Thing" from Have A Bootleg Gaming Christmas. Scott trying his best to convince Target Employee and Terry the Vegan to buy the gang's home-made bootleg games...in SONG, with instrumentals provided by the Grammy-Award winning 8-Bit Big Band! Not only that, but the fact that it's accompanied by stellar, high-quality animation of Scott in various bootleg forms makes this Animaniacs-esque number a very memorable moment for Season 7. Sadly, the gang ends up in jail the moment Scott ends his final note. Oops.
