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It won't be for nothing. I'll make them pay.

Yes, even a channel like this deserves it's fair share of ass-kicking.


  • Page image provider is Lyman at the end of Garfield Gameboy'd Complete. Distraught at the Downer Ending, Lyman suddenly powers up, and swears he'll make Garfield pay for the damage he's caused and for Jon and Odies deaths to be avenged. Granted, this is all we see of the power-up, but judging by the purple aura, it's going to a worth-it long wait to see what Lyman can do in action.
  • A villainous one occurs in that same video — Garfield killing Nermal (depicted here as an amoral government agent who's extorting Jon into doing his bidding) after uttering one hell of a Pre-Mortem One-Liner.
    Garfield: I NEVER LIKED YOU.
  • While Lumpy Duck Hunt is mostly depressing, we have the ending. The hunter, not letting himself get blinded by past memories, picks up the rifle and challenges the dog head-on. Anyone who's wanted to shoot that prick can definitely relate.
    Hunter: I don't know what you are, but you AINT. MY. DOG!
  • While a bit difficult, you can indeed, defeat a Gorefield. And in three ways, no less!
    • Ask Lumpy for advice, he was one of the many Jons that actually conquered their Gorefield, and he did it by gunning down his Cancer!Gorefield and turning him into crab soup. Bullets don't work, eh?
    • The other two are just as awesome; any Jon smart enough can go full Fluffy Tamer mode and peacefully beat a Gorefield at a challenge or feed them a specialized lasagna, pacifying them. It'll be hard, but kickass if you can succeed. Especially in the case for Leo's and Capricorns, whose danger levels are at max capacity.
  • Most of the Horrorscope loot you can get from them are mostly made of cool. Some examples are Cancers Golden Cowl, witch lets you instantly master one skill per day, Sagittarus's 30 silver coins, witch can be used for anything requiring regular money(the only downside is one of them is cursed), Capricorns hand telephone, giving you access to call anybody, including things from the past, Pisces Silver Spoon, witch is essentially a hand-held FLDSMDFR, and Libra's Scales of Virtue, in witch with good karma you have boosted stats, and bad karma, you have not so good stats but the added bonus of getting psychic powers.
  • In Fruity Pebbles, unlike most protagonists of the Lumpy kind, Barney decides that, even with the revelation of eating his own baby, Fred would rather live in his dream world than face reality. And for that, Barney seals the lost cause in a cave for eternity.
    Barney: If you can't acknowledge your sins, Fred....Stay here in the hell you've created for yourself!
  • While most of the Lumpcrate loot isn't really something you'd want(especially in the case of the Liminal Loop), some admittedly sound awesome.
    • The Garf-ring, witch when put on, lets you take naps anytime and also has Jim Davis have your 6 everywhere you go.
    • The Hyper Hopper Honker, witch lets you eat flies and turn them into priceless jewels! The only downside is that you'll piss off any clown who hears it.
    • The Chillout Session disc, witch pretty much teleports you to an entire break room dimension when your favorite song comes on.
    • Both of Caterpillar Balugio's items. The silk, witch will make you invisible, but unfortunately needs you to kill poor Balugio to get it, and Balugio's butterfly form, witch essentially blesses you as long as he lives with positivity if you choose to keep him alive and protect his pupa.
      • In the latter case, you still get a reduced bonus after Balugio passes away. The lore explanation is that Balugio treasured your kindness so much, that he still tries to protect you even while he is in Heaven.
  • While Pizza Tower Z is an obvious Affectionate Parody of Dragon Ball Z and its tropes, it's hard to deny the thrill upon hearing the guttural exultation in the narrator's voice announcing Peppino's Super Mode transformation in Pizza Tower Z - Part 3:
    P-RANK PEPPINO
    PP:ONE. MILLION.

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