History WhamEpisode / Homestuck

* In the middle of an entirely unrelated incident, the focus cuts to Gamzee Makara, an entirely irrelevant joke character, staring at his computer, as the narration describes him as the most important character in ''Homestuck''. This entirely changes the adueince's perspective on Gamzee, who (again) had no significant role in the plot.

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[[caption-width-right:300: Something big just happened? '''YOU HAVE NO IDEA.''']]

'''> Describe dramatic turns of events.'''

** They then [[InstantSeduction immediately]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/5727 decide]] to have relations, [[SexEqualsLove get married]], and have a [[IncrediblyLamePun ZILLION]] BABIES...though not until after [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/5729 their ADVENTURE on Derse.]]

* Jack attempts to kill Jane and Jake, but Jade appears and banishes Jack to the void, and thus the Beta Heroes finally begin their arrival...
** An arrival that will be impeded by the fact that the Condesce, with the Tavros/Vriska powers of animal communion and manipulation that work on [=GCat=], [[BrainwashedAndCrazy makes]] Jade go [[IncrediblyLamePun GRIM]][[HellIsThatNoise BARK]] and, with Jade's and the Tiaratop's help, turns Jane Crockerdark. Jade banishes Dirk to the void, and the two variously eldritch-throed ex-heroes carry Roxy and Jake to the Condesce, who ends the whole act with a lipstick mark.

** They then [[InstantSeduction immediately]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/5727 decide]] to have [[HornyDevils relations]], [[SexEqualsLove get married]], and have a [[IncrediblyLamePun ZILLION]] BABIES...though not until after [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/5729 their ADVENTURE on Derse.]]

** It gets...more unusual, [[UpToEleven even for Homestuck.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/5712 Empowered in Trickster Mode, Jane dances enough energy to blast off from her planet.]] During launch, her PowerGlows enough to TerraForm half of LOCAH from [[DeathWorld barren land]] to [[JungleJapes a lush jungle]], KO's the undead enemies of the Void session - who were previously stated to be [[BossInMookClothing near invincible]] - into Zillium, [[ATwinkleInTheSky and shoots Gamzee off into the distance]]. Finally, Act 6 Act 5 (Act 1) concludes, on page number 7...[[ArcNumber 612.]]

'''> [[AudienceReactions Respond]] to dramatic turns of events.'''

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'''> [[AudienceReactions Respond]] to the story's events.'''

* The Webcomic series ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' first seemed like a lighthearted AffectionateParody of Sim-type games. Then the main character's house gets hit by a meteor, and the plot gets started.

--->''[[FinalDeath Just]]''

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006997 Calliope's true face]]. It's so much of a spoiler, that author provided a fake image and asked people not to spoil the twist.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007915 Terezi with seeing eyes.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008439 This update]] brings us four in short succession. First Gamzee has the Ring of Life. Then, he's actually being mind-controlled. Then, the mind-controller turns out to be [[BewareTheNiceOnes Aranea Serket]]. ''[[RunningGag Then]]'', she puts the ring on and is brought back to life.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009350 The update following the [=A6A6I5=] flash]] zooms into a Skaian cloud showing some of the kids and trolls '''on the endgame platform'''.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/5261 [S] Caliborn: Enter.]] [=UndyingUmbrage=]- real name Caliborn- takes control of Calliope's body, unchains himself by ''ripping off his foot with his teeth'', attaches a robotic leg and unveils his Cane-turned-Machine Gun weapon- the spitting image of Lord English, who is traveling through Paradox Space destroying dream bubbles and ''breaking reality on a small scale''. To bring the HSQ to an all-time high for Homestuck (as if that didn't already happen on a regular basis), because the cherubs' cruxtruder releases both his and Calliope's kernelsprites at the same time, they self-prototype and create a ''black hole'' which sucks in his planet and the dying red sun, the latter in the splitting image of the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007001 symbol]] that's been haunting Calliope for ''years''.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003829 The line]] to John from Karkat points to how things went south in the kids' session.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004510 Courtesy]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004517 of]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004518 Aradia]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004524 Megido]], the ultimate purpose of Sburb and the end goal of the comic as a whole: to create a new universe.

* A pretty big one came buried under lots of text [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005076 here]], where we learn that Jade's mysterious penpal is somehow her ''grandson''.

-->"While a timer counts down with no particular clock stepping forward to claim it...[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005119 The most important character in Homestuck fondly regards the miracle of a new beginning.]]"

-->"You slip into the fabled blackdeath trance of the woegothics, quaking all the while in the bloodeldritch throes of the broodfester tongues. You advise the members of your Complacency not to be alarmed, as they chronicle the event in tomes bound in the tanned, writhing flesh of a tortured hellscholar, with runes stroked in the black tears bled from the corruption-weary eyes of fifty thousand imaginary occultists. But they fail to not be alarmed. This is because, as is now painfully obvious to anyone with a brain, you have basically gone completely off the deep end in every way. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005543 You have officially gone grimdark.]]"

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006203 When John asks]] how long it will take him and Jade to cross the Yellow Yard and arrive in the new session:

--->[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008501 TALLY HO]]

---->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008551 "dead."]]

** And then came [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009491 Jasprosesprite^2]], not only the first sprite fusion, but technically the first ''third-tier'' one to boot, too.

* For the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/collide.html EOA]], [S] Collide: