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** One popular meme reveals that only 1 person has made Chuck Norris afraid. And that person was...''Creator/BettyWhite''.
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* {{Omniglot}}: Spoofed in one entry, which states "Chuck Norris can speak Russian... in Chinese."
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The site has been noted elsewhere, such as on ''Series/TheDailyShow'' and ''Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses''. It's influenced the long-running "Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld" ad campaign for Dos Equis beer. Chuck Norris himself has taken the site with good humor and seems to enjoy the extra media attention.
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The site has been noted elsewhere, such as on ''Series/TheDailyShow'' and ''Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses''.''Website/ChannelAwesome''. It's influenced the long-running "Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld" ad campaign for Dos Equis beer. Chuck Norris himself has taken the site with good humor and seems to enjoy the extra media attention.
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** When God said: "Let there be light", Chuck Norris answered: "Say "please"."
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* GooGooGodlike: Chuck Norris delivered himself and afterwards drove his mother home.
** When Chuck Norris was born, the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
** When Chuck Norris was born, the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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* GagPenis: A variant. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.
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* GagPenis: A variant. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by five. There are, however, many jokes which ''do'' involve his penis.
** Chuck Norris is responsible for the invention of the "yard", as it was easier than saying, "Hi, my name is Chuck Norris, and my dick is three feet long".
** Chuck Norris is responsible for the invention of the "yard", as it was easier than saying, "Hi, my name is Chuck Norris, and my dick is three feet long".
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* SmokingHotSex: {{Parodied}}. Rather than having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
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* StaringDownCthulhu: Chuck Norris stared evil in the eye, and it went into hiding.
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* StaringDownCthulhu: StaringDownCthulhu:
** Chuck Norris stared evil in the eye, and it went intohiding.hiding.
** Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with {{Medusa}}, and won.
** Chuck Norris stared evil in the eye, and it went into
** Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with {{Medusa}}, and won.
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* AManIsNotAVirgin: Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
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Then Chuck Norris stepped forward, and he gave baby Jesus the gift of [[BadassBeard beard]], which Jesus would carry with him all the days of his life. The three Wise Men were so outraged by the preference given to his gift over theirs that they conspired to have Chuck written out of Literature/TheBible. All three were later found to have died of mysterious roundhouse-kick-related injuries.
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Then Chuck Norris stepped forward, and he gave baby Jesus the gift of [[BadassBeard [[ManlyFacialHair beard]], which Jesus would carry with him all the days of his life. The three Wise Men were so outraged by the preference given to his gift over theirs that they conspired to have Chuck written out of Literature/TheBible. All three were later found to have died of mysterious roundhouse-kick-related injuries.
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* BadassBeard: As a symbol of masculinity, Chuck's beard is referenced by many Chuck Norris facts. Inverted by the example listed under AlwaysSomeoneBetter.
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** He takes 20 minutes to pass one hour.
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* SignatureMove: Just try to count how many times Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks someone. By the time you finish, he'll have added at least a dozen to the tally.
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** He also once walked down a street with an erection. There were no survivors.
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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, [[BaitAndSwitch the cobra died.died]].
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* MotherOfAThousandYoung: Gender-inverted. Chuck Norris is single-handedly responsible for the overpopulation of China. He hosted a martial arts tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles spontaneously became pregnant.
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* MotherOfAThousandYoung: Gender-inverted. Chuck Norris is single-handedly responsible for the overpopulation of China. He hosted attended a martial arts tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles spontaneously became pregnant.
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'''[[Creator/ChuckNorris Booker]]''': Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain... [[BaitAndSwitchComment the cobra died]].
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'''[[Creator/ChuckNorris Booker]]''': Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain... [[BaitAndSwitchComment the cobra died]].died.
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* TheDreaded: Even [[TheGrimReaper Death]] and {{Bogeyman}} are afraid of him!
-->''"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."''\\
-->''"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."''\\
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* TheDreaded: Even [[TheGrimReaper Death]] TheGrimReaper and the {{Bogeyman}} are afraid of him!
-->''"Chuck Norris died 20 yearsago, ago; Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."''\\
-->''"Chuck Norris died 20 years
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%% ** To eliminate obsolete pennies, Chuck Norris stretches them into $5 bills - since Lincoln is on bothanyway.anyway.
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%% ** When Chuck Norris was born, the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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** The whole site is an InUniverse parody.
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** The whole site is an [[InvokedTrope invokes]] this InUniverse parody.as a [[ParodiedTrope parody]].
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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, ''the cobra died''.
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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, ''the the cobra died''.died.
* IdealizedSex: When Chuck Norris has sex, he is always on top. Chuck Norris never fucks up.
* ImmuneToBullets:
** If Chuck Norris gets shot today, tomorrow will be the bullet's funeral.
** Chuck Norris blocks bullets with his beard. UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln prefers [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter instead]] to [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory catch them]] with [[DeathAsComedy his skull]].
** If Chuck Norris gets shot today, tomorrow will be the bullet's funeral.
** Chuck Norris blocks bullets with his beard. UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln prefers [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter instead]] to [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory catch them]] with [[DeathAsComedy his skull]].
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* PlayfulHacker: Chuck Norris' computer keyboard does not have a Ctrl button. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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* TopTenList: Supposedly chosen by Chuck himself (at least a few were), and read by the man himself [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE here.]]
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* TopTenList: Supposedly chosen by Chuck himself (at least a few were), and read by the man himself [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE here.]]here]].
* UnusualUserInterface: Chuck Norris' computer keyboard does not have a Ctrl button. Chuck Norris is always in control.
* UnusualUserInterface: Chuck Norris' computer keyboard does not have a Ctrl button. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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** In Soviet Russia, [[ZigZaggineTrope roundhouse kick Chuck Norrises you]].
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** In Soviet Russia, [[ZigZaggineTrope [[ZigZaggingTrope roundhouse kick Chuck Norrises you]].
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* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? Because his chin was less manly than Creator/BruceCampbell's.
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* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: AlwaysSomeoneBetter:
** Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? Because his chin was less manly thanCreator/BruceCampbell's.Creator/BruceCampbell's.
** Creator/BruceLee defeated Chuck Norris in ''Film/WayOfTheDragon'' - and [[HumbleHero Chuck has claimed]] that [[GracefulLoser Bruce could have defeated him in real life as well]].
** Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? Because his chin was less manly than
** Creator/BruceLee defeated Chuck Norris in ''Film/WayOfTheDragon'' - and [[HumbleHero Chuck has claimed]] that [[GracefulLoser Bruce could have defeated him in real life as well]].
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* AnArmAndALeg: Chuck Norris lost both legs in a car accident but was still able to WalkItOff.
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* AnArmAndALeg: Chuck Norris lost both legs in a car accident but was still able to WalkItOff. When [[InvokedTrope listing this fact in his book]], Chuck admits that it may come across as [[DudeNotFunny insensitive to actual limb amputation victims]].
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* FrivolousLawsuit: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming [[Series/LawAndOrder "Law" and "Order"]] are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up: ''Series/{{MacGyver|1985}}'' and [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.
* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up: ''Series/{{MacGyver|1985}}'' and [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.
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* FrivolousLawsuit: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming [[Series/LawAndOrder "Law" and "Order"]] are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
legs[=/=]fists.
* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up:''Series/{{MacGyver|1985}}'' Series/{{MacGyver|1985}} and [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.
* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up:
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* TankGoodness: Subverted. The [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M4_Sherman Sherman tank]] was originally going to be called the Norris tank, but Chuck ordered them to change the name because he found the tank to be weak and fragile. The U.S. Army officially apologized and promised to run future projects by him before using his name again. To date, no military weapon has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
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** Chuck Norris is [[Series/DiffrentStrokes what Willis was talkin' 'bout]].
** Chuck Norris is the reason [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] is hiding.
** Chuck Norris is the reason [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] is hiding.
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** In Soviet Russia, roundhouse kick Chuck Norrises you.
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** In Soviet Russia, [[ZigZaggineTrope roundhouse kick Chuck Norrises you.you]].
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* ShoutOut: Chuck Norris shaves using [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason's]] machete, combs his hair using [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy's]] glove, and flosses his teeth using [[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} Pinhead's]] chains.
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* ShoutOut: ShoutOut:
** Chuck Norris shaves using [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason's]] machete, combs his hair using [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy's]] glove, and flosses his teeth using [[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} Pinhead's]]chains.chains.
** Chuck Norris is [[Series/DiffrentStrokes what Willis was talkin' 'bout]].
** Chuck Norris is the reason [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] is hiding.
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** Chuck Norris is [[Series/DiffrentStrokes what Willis was talkin' 'bout]].
** Chuck Norris is the reason [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] is hiding.
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* GodModeSue: The whole site is an InUniverse parody.
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* GodModeSue: GodModeSue:
** The whole site is an InUniverse parody.
** The whole site is an InUniverse parody.
* GreenAesop: Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
* MoonwalkDance: Chuck Norris invented the Moonwalk, and it went forward. When Music/MichaelJackson used a backward version in one of his performances, Chuck threatened to roundhouse kick him off the stage if he tried it again. Michael got so scared, he [[DiseaseBleach turned white]].
* PowerSource: A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, if tapped, could provide enough electrical energy to power all of UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity for 45 minutes.
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** Chuck Norris is the reason [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] is hiding.
** Chuck Norris is the reason [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] is hiding.
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* ShmuckBait: If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole punch.
* SuperStrength: When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down. Chuck actually put together [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4 a video demonstrating this fact]] as a gift to [[IllGirl a hospitalized boy]].
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* WorkoutFanservice: When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down. Chuck actually put together [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4 a video demonstrating this fact]] as a gift to [[IllGirl a hospitalized boy]].
* WorthyOpponent: Mr. T and Segata Sanshiro.
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* WorkoutFanservice: When WhiteCollarWorker: If you work in an office with Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down. Chuck actually put together [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4 a video demonstrating this fact]] as a gift to [[IllGirl a hospitalized boy]].
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* WorthyOpponent:Mr. T Creator/MrT and Segata Sanshiro.Advertising/SegataSanshiro.
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* AManIsNotAVirgin: Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
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* BadassBeard: As a symbol of masculinity, Chuck's beard is referenced by many Chuck Norris facts.
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* BadassBeard: As a symbol of masculinity, Chuck's beard is referenced by many Chuck Norris facts. Inverted by the example listed under AlwaysSomeoneBetter.
* BlasphemousBoast:
--> TheThreeWiseMen stepped forward to approach the manger containing the baby UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}. The first Wise Man, Caspar, offered Jesus a gift of gold; the second Wise Man, Melchior, offered Jesus a gift of frankincense; and the third Wise Man, Balthasar, offered Jesus a gift of myrrh.\\
Then Chuck Norris stepped forward, and he gave baby Jesus the gift of [[BadassBeard beard]], which Jesus would carry with him all the days of his life. The three Wise Men were so outraged by the preference given to his gift over theirs that they conspired to have Chuck written out of Literature/TheBible. All three were later found to have died of mysterious roundhouse-kick-related injuries.
--> TheThreeWiseMen stepped forward to approach the manger containing the baby UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}. The first Wise Man, Caspar, offered Jesus a gift of gold; the second Wise Man, Melchior, offered Jesus a gift of frankincense; and the third Wise Man, Balthasar, offered Jesus a gift of myrrh.\\
Then Chuck Norris stepped forward, and he gave baby Jesus the gift of [[BadassBeard beard]], which Jesus would carry with him all the days of his life. The three Wise Men were so outraged by the preference given to his gift over theirs that they conspired to have Chuck written out of Literature/TheBible. All three were later found to have died of mysterious roundhouse-kick-related injuries.
* DudeNotFunny: InvokedTrope in his book, where he mentions that some of the facts are "inappropriate" and specifically notes the example listed under AnArmAndALeg as potentially offending actual military veterans disabled by war wounds.
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* {{God}}: In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothingness in the face and said 'Get a job.' That is the origin of the universe.
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* {{God}}: In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothingness in the face and said 'Get said, "Get a job.' " That is the origin of the universe.
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* InSpiteOfANail: Chuck travels back in time and saves John F Kennedy by catching all the bullets with his torso. JFK is so surprised, his head explodes.
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** For some men, one testicle is larger than the other. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other.
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** For some men, one testicle is larger than the other. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other.others.
* MyOwnGrampa: It is an accepted impossibility for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The current scientific consensus is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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* {{Portmanteau}}: Someone once made a videotape of Chuck Norris getting pissed off. The title? ''Walker: Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
* PreAsskickingOneLiner: Ask Chuck Norris what time it is and he'll always say "Two seconds till." When you ask "Two seconds till ''what''?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
* PreAsskickingOneLiner: Ask Chuck Norris what time it is and he'll always say "Two seconds till." When you ask "Two seconds till ''what''?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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* {{Portmanteau}}: Someone once made a videotape of Chuck Norris getting pissed off. The title? ''Walker: ''[[Series/WalkerTexasRanger Walker]]: [[Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacre Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Massacre]]''.
* PreAsskickingOneLiner: Ask Chuck Norris what time it is and he'll always say "Two secondstill.'til." When you ask "Two seconds till 'til ''what''?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
* PreAsskickingOneLiner: Ask Chuck Norris what time it is and he'll always say "Two seconds
** Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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* RussianReversal: When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into Chuck Norris, instead.
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** In Soviet Russia, roundhouse kick Chuck Norrises you.
** When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into Chuck Norris, instead.
** In Soviet Russia, roundhouse kick Chuck Norrises you.
** When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie. The zombie turns into Chuck Norris, instead.
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* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: "Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? Because his chin was less manly than Creator/BruceCampbell's."
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* AwesomenessIsVolatile: When Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar, the place exploded due to not being able to contain that much awesome.
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* AwesomenessIsVolatile: When Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar, the place exploded due to not being able to contain that much awesome.awesomeness.
* BadassBookworm: Chuck Norris knows every word in the dictionary except for "mercy."
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** Chuck Norris can strangle you to death... with a cordless phone.
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** Chuck Norris can strangle you to death... death with a cordless phone.
* BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce:
** Chuck Norris invented napalm as a cure for heartburn.
** Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce for eye drops.
** Chuck Norris invented napalm as a cure for heartburn.
** Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce for eye drops.
* CheckAndMate: Chuckmate! You lose!
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* CureForCancer: Chuck Norris' tears. [[MenDontCry Too bad he has never cried. Ever.]]
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* CluckingFunny: When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
* CureForCancer: Chuck Norris' tears. [[MenDontCry Too bad hehas never cried. Ever.]]cries]].
* CureForCancer: Chuck Norris' tears. [[MenDontCry Too bad he
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* FrivolousLawsuit: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Series/LawAndOrder" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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* FrivolousLawsuit: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Series/LawAndOrder" [[Series/LawAndOrder "Law" and "Order"]] are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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* {{God}}: "In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothingness in the face and said 'Get a job.' That is the origin of the universe."
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* GagPenis: A variant. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.
* {{God}}:"In In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothingness in the face and said 'Get a job.' That is the origin of the universe."
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* IntimidatingRevenueService: Inverted. On tax day, Chuck Norris sends the IRS blank forms and includes [[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou a photo of himself crouched down and ready to attack]]. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. Ever.
* MotherOfAThousandYoung: Gender-inverted. Chuck Norris is single-handedly responsible for the overpopulation of China. He hosted a martial arts tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles spontaneously became pregnant.
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* RushmoreRefacement: Subverted - they wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.
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* TheSleepless: Chuck Norris once ate many sleeping pills just to try to sleep. The pills only made him blink.
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* TheSleepless: TheSleepless:
** Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
** Chuck Norris once ate many sleeping pills just to try to sleep. The pills only made him blink.
** Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
** Chuck Norris once ate many sleeping pills just to try to sleep. The pills only made him blink.
* StealingTheHandicappedSpot: The handicapped sign does not indicate a parking space reserved for handicapped people. It indicates that the space is reserved for Chuck Norris, and if you park there, he will make you handicapped.
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* SwissArmyTears: Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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* SwissArmyTears: Chuck Norris's tears can [[CureForCancer cure cancer.cancer]]. Too bad he never cries.
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** Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King — and actually got it! ''And'' they got it '''right'''!
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** Chuck Norris ordered [[WrongRestaurant a Big Mac at Burger King King]] — and actually got it! they gave it to him! ''And'' they got it '''right'''!
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** A StrawFeminist once invited Chuck Norris to her house and challenged him to a duel. Not even 5 minutes later, he left her house with a [[StayInTheKitchen sandwich and his shirt ironed]].
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** A StrawFeminist once invited Chuck Norris to her house and challenged him to a duel. Not even 5 minutes later, he left her house with a [[StayInTheKitchen with a sandwich and his shirt ironed]].
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** They wanted to make a Chuck Norris-brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
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** They wanted to make a Chuck Norris-brand toilet paper, but paper. It was rough, it wouldn't was tough, and it would not take shit from anyone.anyone.
* TongueTwister: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...[[HowManyAllOfThem All of it]].
* TongueTwister: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...[[HowManyAllOfThem All of it]].
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* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up: ''Series/{{MacGyver|1985}} and [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.
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* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up: ''Series/{{MacGyver|1985}} ''Series/{{MacGyver|1985}}'' and [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.
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* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up: Series/MacGyver and [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.
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* FinalBattle: Subverted. One time Chuck Norris invited all of TV's badasses to an all-out brawl-for-all to determine who was the supreme badass. Unfortunately, only two of them dared showed up: Series/MacGyver ''Series/{{MacGyver|1985}} and [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]]. And when they saw who the competition was, they scampered.
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* AntiHumor: "[[https://www.reddit.com/r/CroppedNorrisJokes/ Cropped Norris Jokes]]", which take out half the joke, resulting in them turning into TriviallyObvious statements or complete nonsense.
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Getting Crap Past The Radar needs to discuss how it actually got past the radar, it's not simply any innuendo (and if it's a web work, then lack of a radar disqualifies it)
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* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Chuck Norris can play the "Name Game".
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** Chuck Norris can strangle you to death... with a cordless phone.
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* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: Chuck Norris is right behind you.