History WebVideo / KilianExperience

* ActionSurvivor: [[UnfortunateNames Wine]] from ''Pokémon Platinum'' only got roped into saving the universe because she didn't want [[TheRival Dragazo]] to stab Professor Rowan.

* UnfortunateNames: Billy Goose, Bootyetr, Pilsner, [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Delivery Man]], Friskies, [[ProtagonistTitle Fallout 3]], [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece Noswineflufiveme]]...

* EveryoneIsGay: A FreezeFrameBonus in "Is ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' The Best Game Ever?" reveals that Kilian's been reading ''War and Peace'' (apparently, no relation to [[Literature/WarAndPeace the book]]), [[DoorStopper a 560,000-word fanfic]] whose summary details Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge (noted to have gone through HRT) and Doctor Robotnik all shagging. "It's a lot of shagging."

** In [[https://youtu.be/e-Mf0IAWryU "How Tony Stark WILL Defeat Thanos In Endgame"]], one of Kilian’s theories is that Thanos, after realizing his plan to half the population of all living beings [[RealityEnsues has utterly failed to accomplish what he intended]], will [[DeadlyEuphemism defeat himself]] in a [[BathSuicide bathtub,]] with pills and vodka. He then goes on to say that that resulting movie will be [[TrueArtIsAngsty praised by every critic in the world,]] but would not result in the box office hit Disney wanted.

* RealityEnsues: Sometimes, instead of describing what happens in a game, he'll describe a more realistic outcome.

** Kilian's attempt at a recipe: a crab boiled in Pepsi Max soda for three hours. In the same video, he recommends cooking a baguette upside-down, and making French white wine by mixing American red wine with Turkish yogurt because they cancel out [[AchievementsInIgnorance (which somehow worked).]]

** Kills both kid Butch and the entire population of Little Lamplight in ''VideoGame/Fallout3'', averting Bethesda's usual InfantImmortality. In the former case, he claims Butch "[[TheCoronerDothProtestTooMuch died of natural causes]]" while holding a bloody [[ChainsawGood Ripper]]; in the latter case, he [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill breaks out the Fat Man.]]

* HollywoodToneDeaf: Most of the times Kilian "sings," he's off-rhythm and monotone. The major exception is the "[[WebAnimation/DumbWaysToDie PUBG ways to die]]" joke from "Garbage Guide to PUBG," where he reveals surprising talent.

* RummageFail: In his ''VideoGame/PlayerunknownsBattlegrounds'' video, one of the things he notes as [[WebVideo/DumbWaysToDie a way to die]] is "use a Molotov instead of your SCAR", in reference to accidentally tossing one in an enclosed space when he meant to draw his rifle.

** Briefly at the beginning of "Best Theme Park Ever", he mentions that theme parks were invented by TheReptilians to distract humans. The end of the video showed that it was his plan all along that the video would distract you so the Reptilians could [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs take over]].

** In his video "World's Best [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros]] Player", Nintendo of Japan responds to Kilian's request in an email written in Japanese. Bilingual viewers will recognize the text of the email to be... a section of the Wikipedia page for [[{{Hermaphrodite}} futanari.]]

* VigilanteExecution: In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M70_lvE90f0&t=159s "Which Animal Crossing Villager Is Going To Nintenhell? - ACNH meets Ace Attorney
"]], Kilian briefly accuses Redd of stealing his own paintings for [[InsuranceFraud Nooksurance fraud]]. Tom Nook, the judge of the trial, proceeds to shoot Redd dead that very instant without even a trial.

* {{Crossover}}: The episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M70_lvE90f0&t=159s "Which Animal Crossing Villager Is Going To Nintenhell? - ACNH meets Ace Attorney"]] is a crossover between ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons'' and ''Franchise/AceAttorney''. The prosicutor [[spoiler: and culprit of the murder]], Not A Snowman, is even an {{Expy}} of Godot.

* {{Crossover}}: The episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M70_lvE90f0&t=159s "Which Animal Crossing Villager Is Going To Nintenhell? - ACNH meets Ace Attorney"]] is a crossover between VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons and Franchise/AceAttorney. The prosicutor [[spoiler: and culprit of the murder]], Not A Snowman, is even an {{Expy}} of Godot.

* {{Crossover}}: The episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M70_lvE90f0&t=159s "Which Animal Crossing Villager Is Going To Nintenhell? - ACNH meets Ace Attorney"]] is a crossover between VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons and Franchise/AceAttorney. The culprit of the murder, [[spoiler: Not A Snowman]], is even an {{Expy}} of Godot.

* FramingTheGuiltyParty: How Kilian interprets the execution of Ezio's father and brothers. Ezio's father and older brother were both assassins, and therefore murderers (or accomplices to murder) who deserved to die. And his younger brother ? Well, he was [[AdaptationalVillainy selling military secrets to France]].

* HideYourGays: Parodied at the end of his video on Disney remakes, where he declares that the remake of his ''Civ V'' video will feature, for the first time, gay representation. Cue a shot of Kilian hitting on [[HistoricalGenderFlip Lesterina]] while, in the distant background, two guys share a friendly handshake. (Even funnier, prior Kilian videos ''have'' featured quite a few explicit same-sex relationships.)

** At the end of his video on Disney remakes, he parodies the rather shallow attempts at cultural sensitivity or social progressivism in the remakes by declaring he's going to remake his ''Civ V'' video, which includes changing Lester B. Pearson into [[HistoricalGenderFlip "Lesterina"]] (so that he can initially scoff at her [[ShowingUpChauvinists for being "just a woman"]]), and turning the line "Oh-tay-way? The fuck is Oh-tay-way?" into "Ottawa? The wine capital of Canada?"

--> '''Kilian''': "For [music] to come back from this point a musician better than all other previous musicians would have to come forth. The odds of that are not astronomical, they are proof of DivineIntervention. Yet ... it happened ... Out of the ashes rises the Pitbull!"

* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: Melvin gets most of the Warriors of Chaos on his side simply by rebranding as "The Defense Force of Disorganization" and referring to their tribes as "communities." To be fair, there wasn't much else to do for them GrimUpNorth.

* CruelTwistEnding: Kilian describes the remake of Cinderella ending in this way.

* InferredHolocaust: In his video on Disney remakes, he claims that the ending of ''Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmations'' where the family adopts all the puppies would have resulted in them being financially ruined, since they'd be taking stewardship over 99 puppies of a very high-maintenance breed.

* MeaningfulFuneral: In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5izXaq0hcA A Reverse Christmas Carol Portrayed In The Sims 4]], when the three ghosts are teaching Ebenezer Gen Rouge [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop to be greedy]], the final ghost shows his funeral as being this.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1MXYDkXZAE In The Entire History Of Music]], Kilian describes Music/Pitbull as saving music itself after its death in 2008.

* HistoricalHeroUpgrade: Kilina describes UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar as being "the most beloved person in the world" and "ancient Creator/TomHanks".

** [[Franchise/{{Warcraft}} Khadgar]], despite being TheArchmage, is actually "a pretty shit wizard", due to the fact that his duty is supposedly to keep the Dark Portal closed but [[CardboardPrison something manages to get through it basically every other week.]]