History WMG / MorkAndMindy

** But on the other hand, [[WhatAnIdiot everyone has the intelligence of cheese]]. And then there's [[TheScrappy that stupid]] [[GratuitousAnimalSidekick pink dog-thing sidekick]].

[[WMG:Mearth was conceived by Mork performing oral sex on Mindy.]]
More specifically (spoilered because it's kinda {{Squick}}y): [[spoiler:When Mork [[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Earning%20Red%20Wings earned his red wings ]]. Hey, the DNA had to come from somewhere.]] Mork was the one who was "pregnant" (he laid the egg) with Mearth. He laid the egg out his belly button, so the egg must have been developing in his stomach (or the Orkan equivalent thereof) beforehand. And it's implied that Mearth was conceived sexually. This is the most logical conclusion.
** As much as I really want to dispute this, I can't. Good call.

Even though Mork is otherwise male, he mentions in the pilot that it's hard to tell if men date women on Ork because "parts are interchangeable". In later episodes it's implied he does have something similar to human male genitalia (for example in "Mork's Vacation" when he switches bodies with another alien, he tells Mindy not to let them run away with the good parts "Especially that"). If we take all of this to be true (and ignore the fact that the show can't keep it's continuity straight), then, well, this is the logical conclusion. None of this seems to play a part in Orkan reproduction (see the Mearth's conception WMG above). Still, that must have one wild honeymoon.

[[WMG: Mork knew all along that his penpal wasn't the real PeterPan.]]

[[WMG:The whole series is a daydream/hallucination of Sy Parrish from ''OneHourPhoto''.]]

* Or he has really bag breath.

It's the only way to explain away all the [[TheyJustDidntCare contradictions from the original series]].

** It's definitely an alternate universe. One episode has Mork's parents showing up, when in fact, Mork was a test tube baby in the original series (they kept the aging backwards thing though). Clearly the series is a HighSchoolAU written by a bunch of people who [[TheyJustDidntCare just didn't care]] (and were probably on several illicit substances).

** And not just anyone's Instrumentality, either. The opening credits say "Directed by '''RobinWilliams'''". Perhaps we should discuss the greater implications of that.

[[WMG:Exidor is (or was) the prat-falling guy from ''CatalinaCaper''.]]

* Note that if we couple this with the above theory, that would mean ''CatalinaCaper'' is also his daydream. This seems improbable.

* Well duh, everyone knows [[RoleAssociation Mork]] [[Film/{{Hook}} is the real Peter Pan]].

** That would be assuming that Mork can understand metaphors, which would be quite a stretch.

** Or he has really bag breath.

[[WMG: Orson can [[BreathWeapon Shoop da whoop]].]]
Mork calls him "laser breath". That's the only way for it to make sense.

* In season 4, episode 2, Orson does not want Mork to get married with Mindy because marriage is against Orkan law, so he turns Mork into a dog. Then Mindy talks to him through Mork's mind, and during the ceremony, a dog (that looks exactly like the dog Mork turned into) enters the church, followed by what appears to be Mork, back into an anthropomorphic shape. But if the transformation has reverted, [[FridgeLogic how can that dog even exist?]] '''Answer:''' Orson decided that, by turning Mork into a dog, he had made a tort to ''Mindy'' (by not letting her get married), ''not'' to Mork (who, from Orson's point of view, was just receiving a punishment for breaking the law). So, in order to appease her, he created a clone of Mork, with all of his memories, who got married with her. Meanwhile, [[FridgeHorror the real Mork kept living in the body of a dog for the rest of his existence, which was drastically shortened because of his condition.]]

* In season 4, episode 2, Orson does not want Mork to get married with Mindy because marriage is against Orkan law, so he turns Mork into a dog. Then Mindy talks to him through Mork's mind, and during the ceremony, a dog (that looks exactly like the dog Mork turned into) enters the church, followed by what appears to be Mork, back into an anthropomorphic shape. But if the transformation has reverted, [[FridgeLogic how can that dog even exist?]] '''Answer:''' Orson decided that, by turning Mork into a dog, he had made a tort to ''Mindy'' (by not letting her get married), ''not'' to Mork (who, from Orson's point of view, was just receiving a punishment for breaking the law). So, in order to appease Mindy, he created a clone of Mork, with all of his memories, who got married with Mindy. Meanwhile, [[FridgeHorror the real Mork kept living in the body of a dog for the rest of his existence, which was drastically shortened because of his condition.]]

[[WMG:Alternate theory #2: The final episode takes place in [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Instrumentality]].]]

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An otherworldly being with long hair and some wild ideas comes to Earth. The show says he's here to learn from us... but in a lot of ways, he is the one teaching us. He is innocent and pure of heart, and he has shown many times that he would sacrifice himself for Mindy. In fact, there was one episode where Mork has a "birthday" and must re-energize himself at the right time with an egg-shaped "gleek", or else he'll die. Well, he starts acting weirder than normal, and HilarityEnsues as usual. But the ending has him desperately trying to find the gleek in a carton of eggs; he smashes egg after egg against his head, but when he finally finds the gleek, he collapses before he can use it. Somehow he gets revived anyway. Divine intervention, perhaps?

[[WMG: Mork from Ork is [[{{Warhammer40000}} MORK OF DA ORKS!]]]]
RapidFireComedy is just like MoreDakka but with jokes! Sooner or later Mork gets fed up with all the idiocy he sees with us puny humies, Orson becomes Gork, and in 40000 years or so he launches his WAAAAAAAAAGH!

It's the only way to explain away all the [[TheyJustDidntCare contradictions from the original series]].

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[[WMG:Mindy Is HaruhiSuzumiya]]

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** But on the other hand, [[WhatAnIdiot everyone has the intelligence of cheese]]. And then there's [[TheScrappy that stupid]] [[WonderDog pink dog-thing sidekick]].

* Well duh, everyone knows [[RoleAssociation Mork]] [[{{Hook}} is the real Peter Pan]].

[[WMG: Mork [[Series/DoctorWho put his Orkan DNA in a fob watch]] and took on a bunch of different identities after "Gotta Run."]]

[[WMG: Mork [[DoctorWho put his Orkan DNA in a fob watch]] and took on a bunch of different identities after "Gotta Run."]]

Perhaps by [[DoctorWho The Doctor]]. First the rescuer took care of Kalik [[FateWorseThanDeath much like he did to the Family Of Blood]], and then he took Mork & Mindy back to Boulder, where they fixed the apartment and lived happily ever after.