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* The WWII Canadian army song "Gee Ma, I Wanna Go Home" - which has been adapted to be sung by summer campers and Girl Guides as well - features a literal one of these.
--> They say that in the army, the food is mighty fine/A bun rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine.
--> They say that in the army, the food is mighty fine/A bun rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine.
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* ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'': When Fizz jokingly offers to cook breakfast, Ozzy's response is HaHaHaNo.
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*** Bob used this fact to his advantage when she burned down his house trying to cook a big dinner, making it part of his backstory to his rapper persona.
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*** Bob used this fact to his advantage when she burned down his house trying to cook a big dinner, making it part of his backstory to his rapper persona.
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* ''WebAnimation/LaceyGames'': PlayedForHorror in the bad ending route, where Lacey, in her SanitySlippage and anger towards her customers, serves food made of ''cigarette butts, dead roaches, porn magazines, meth, used condoms, broken glass, and [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies human flesh]]''.
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The primary reasons for their failures can vary from case to case, but common culprits tend to be either too klutzy, or too experimental. The first case is prone to burning things, mixing the wrong (or non-edible) ingredients, forgetting important steps, or even negelcting the basic "wash your hands" before starting. The other type seems to function on the idea that using a cookbook or recipe is cheating or that they're otherwise nonexistent, and instead attempt to make something from scratch with whatever they think works best, failing to realize that not all foods are meant to be mixed together.
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-> ''"Terrible, isn't it? On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most revolting and one being almost edible, I believe that rating this recipe would require the use of exponents."''
-->-- '''Invidia''' (on the Vord Queen's cooking), ''[[Literature/CodexAlera First Lord's Fury]]''
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-> ''"Terrible, isn't it? On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most revolting and one being almost edible, I believe that rating this recipe would require the use of exponents."''
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* A husband and wife are eating at a fancy restaurant.
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'''Wife''': Honey, you always say your prayers before dinner.\\
'''Husband''': That's at home. Here, the chef knows how to cook!
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* ''Creator/WillMcDaniel'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkpStMrZ_uQ How to Bake a Cake for a Racist]] is an {{Invoked}} example of this trope. Since the cake is supposed to be going to [[AcceptableTargets a racist]], Will instructs the viewer to toss in laxative, gravel, broken glass, [[TakeThat and a page from The Daily Mail]].
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* ''Creator/WillMcDaniel'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkpStMrZ_uQ How to Bake a Cake for a Racist]] is an {{Invoked}} example of this trope. Since the cake is supposed to be going to [[AcceptableTargets a racist]], racist, Will instructs the viewer to toss in laxative, gravel, broken glass, [[TakeThat and a page from The Daily Mail]].
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* Website/{{Vine}}: A mother asks her three children what they think of her cooking. The toddler cries, the daughter takes a bite and gags almost immediately, and the son shrugs and says "It's something".
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* ''WebAnimation/MoniRobo'':
** [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iXdDc1ETAJs&feature=youtu.be "My husband told me my cooking was disgusting…"]]: featured a zigzagged example. Sorao often accused Nano of being this and always happily praised his mother’s, Iyo’s, cooking. However, it soon becomes clear that Iyo doesn’t properly prepare the food (not cleaning fish and leaving vegetables undercooked) and overseasons her cooking, which Sorao grew used to. Everyone else immediately hates her food and vastly prefers Nano’s, complimenting her on cooking and seasoning everything perfectly, making her a SupremeChef instead.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfbvSPwg0SI "My mother-in-law broke my computer because she thought I was being lazy…"]]: When Nano returned to the house to confront her abusive, mother-in-law Iyo for slandering her to other moms when picking up Sakura from school on top of mooching off of her and Masayoshi, she opened the door to a lot of smoke that came out of the kitchen; she tried to shallow-fry chicken and ''left it unattended''. Turns out it wasn't the first time these kinds of accidents happened, as she did the same while boiling vegetables.
** [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iXdDc1ETAJs&feature=youtu.be "My husband told me my cooking was disgusting…"]]: featured a zigzagged example. Sorao often accused Nano of being this and always happily praised his mother’s, Iyo’s, cooking. However, it soon becomes clear that Iyo doesn’t properly prepare the food (not cleaning fish and leaving vegetables undercooked) and overseasons her cooking, which Sorao grew used to. Everyone else immediately hates her food and vastly prefers Nano’s, complimenting her on cooking and seasoning everything perfectly, making her a SupremeChef instead.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfbvSPwg0SI "My mother-in-law broke my computer because she thought I was being lazy…"]]: When Nano returned to the house to confront her abusive, mother-in-law Iyo for slandering her to other moms when picking up Sakura from school on top of mooching off of her and Masayoshi, she opened the door to a lot of smoke that came out of the kitchen; she tried to shallow-fry chicken and ''left it unattended''. Turns out it wasn't the first time these kinds of accidents happened, as she did the same while boiling vegetables.
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* [[ConversationalTroping Conversed]] in ''Podcast/MomCantCook'', which took its name from the number of Creator/DisneyChannel movies where the main character's mother would either be unable to cook at all or would prepare things like bowls of varietal tree bark regardless of the tastes of everyone else involved. At one point the hosts theorise that there was a New Agey healthy-eating fad in the late nineties that was popular with the wives of the people who wrote the movies. Naturally, they point it out whenever it shows up in the movie they're discussing, including cases like ''Genius'' where the main character's mother being unable to [[EndangeredSouffle keep a souffle from collapsing]] is ''the only thing we ever learn about her''.
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*''WebAnimation/HunterTheParenting'': Big D's omelette recipe includes sulfur, graphite from an RMBK reactor, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rice]]. He mentions that he'd probably die if he ate it; instead, he feeds it to Kevin as a form of torture.
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* In ''Animation/HappyHeroes'', Sweet S. is shown on multiple occasions to be absolutely terrible at cooking, to the point where it's been said that her cooking is essentially a biological weapon. The other heroes and Doctor H. do everything in their power to keep themselves from having to eat dinner whenever Sweet S. prepares it. In the [[Animation/HappyHeroesTheStones third movie]], [[spoiler:she has finally learned to get her cooking skills improved and has become a competitor in the Master Chef Copmetition alongside an octopus chef]].
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* In ''Animation/HappyHeroes'', Sweet S. is shown on multiple occasions to be absolutely terrible at cooking, to the point where it's been said that her cooking is essentially a biological weapon. The other heroes and Doctor H. do everything in their power to keep themselves from having to eat dinner whenever Sweet S. prepares it. In the third movie, [[spoiler:she has finally learned to get her cooking skills improved and has become a competitor in the Master Chef Copmetition alongside an octopus chef]].
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* ''Wiki/{{Killerbunnies}}'': Gunhilde, otherwise known as "Greasestain" is one of these and, apparently, she isn't safe eating her own cooking, seeing as she uses "unconventional" ingredients and the fact she's suffering from some of the side-effects (she's balding as per her profile pic). Somehow, [[FridgeHorror she got a job as a lunch lady.]]
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Sometimes their food merely tastes bad. However, it has also been known to cause nausea, vomiting, or hospitalization. If you're [[GoneHorriblyWrong particularly unlucky]], it can cause, [[ScrewballSerum well, just about anything]]. If [[RussianReversal dinner eats you]], you're probably in a lethal chef's kitchen.
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* ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'': Meggy Spletzer, whether she is an Inking or a cute anime girl, had been shown to be ridiculously bad at cooking.
** The first meal she ever made is only the least deadly thing she made: a mutated teleported bread loaf with tentacles, rusted railroad spikes, and what looked like a pile of rust flakes. Since then, all she ever did was cause fires and explosions.
** Her cooking is so terrible that even being asked to help Meggy with the oven made [[HorrifyingTheHorror Death run like hell!]] She once even exploded the entire kitchen before she can even start to cook!
** Even Mario, [[TooDumbToLive who would drink bleach or urine from a bottle]], [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt refuses to eat Meggy's soup]], something that should be simple to make!
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** The first meal she ever made is only the least deadly thing she made: a mutated teleported bread loaf with tentacles, rusted railroad spikes, and what looked like a pile of rust flakes. Since then, all she ever did was cause fires and explosions.
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** Even Mario, [[TooDumbToLive who would drink bleach or urine from a bottle]], [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt refuses to eat Meggy's soup]], something that should be simple to make!
** Even just diluting Meggy's cooking by turning it into an ingredient (ex. when Mario made cake) doesn't stop it from killing people, as shown when Tari committed Darwinism by eating a cake that used Meggy's cooking as frosting.
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* ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'': [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a-half-j SCP-666½-J]] is a crab-stuffed mushroom dish that was given SCP status the day after it was presented. According to the file, it tastes relatively fine, other than an odd salty flavor, but soon enough sets off what can only be called a localized apocalypse on the eater's digestive system. It’s effects are so bad that it was able to kill [[NighInvulnerable SCP-682]].
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* ''WebAnimation/{{Shishihara}}'': Yurika is so bad at cooking, it makes everything she cooks explodes, leaving nothing but smoke behind.
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* ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'': [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a-half-j SCP-666½-J]] is a crab-stuffed mushroom dish that was given SCP status the day after it was presented. According to the file, it tastes relatively fine, other than an odd salty flavor, but soon enough sets off what can only be called a localized apocalypse on the eater's digestive system.
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** Astrid in the first ChristmasEpisode ''WesternAnimation/GiftOfTheNightFury''. Nobody liked the smell let alone taste of the Yak Nog she invented. By the time of 'WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragonHomecoming', seeing how far you can spray Astrid's Yak Nog with your mouth had become a holiday tradition.
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