History Main / FreudianSlip

* , ''Fanfic/{{Hivefled}}'': Used through a reference to ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}''. When Jade thinks Gamzee is a runaway violent criminal, she offers him and Tavros candy, saying "I know you guys like Lawbreakers!"

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}'': When Anna is asked by the Duke of Weselton if she has magical powers like her sister, Hans is quick to parrot her when she describes herself as "completely ordinary", only to back-pedal and assure her that he [[BlatantLies means it in the most inoffensive way possible]]. [[spoiler:Actually, this is how Hans really felt about her when he gloats about his EvilPlan on seizing control of Arendelle by faking his romance with Anna in TheReveal.]]

** Hello, and welcome to your first session of Freudian analysis. Now, what seems to be the ''penis''?
** Ok, word association time. I'm going to say a word and I want you to say the first thing that pops into your ''breasts''.

** An elderly contestant introducing herself:
--->'''Contestant:''' I live in Orange County... I'm retar- I mean ''retired...''

* ''Series/MatchGame'': A blooper that did not officially air but has been seen in blooper shows had Gene Rayburn introducing new contestant Karen Lesko, then commenting on her dimples. Instead he said "nipples".

* ''Series/TheNewlywedGame'': At least twice during his long tenure as host, Bob Eubanks said "25-point [[RagingStiffie boner]] question" instead of "bonus".

* In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory4'', Woody, having fallen out of Bonnie's family's RV while trying to retrieve Forky, tries to convince Forky that they need to get back to Bonnie, since toys should be there for their kids. While making his argument, he inadvertently says "Andy" instead, showing that he still misses his kid from the first three films.

'''Woody:''' …They're called s'mores, Buzz.\\
'''Buzz:''' …Right. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Has anybody seen Woody's hat yet?]]

'''Doctor Doppler:''' Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically… amamomically! …as… astronomically. ''[facepalm]''
* ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromitTheCurseOfTheWereRabbit'': When Victor asks the vicar how to kill the Were-Rabbit (who he secretly knows is Wallace), he says, "Tell me how to kill him... I mean, it."

-->'''Shrek:''' We're headed back to Far Far Away whether you like it or not! And you're gonna be a father!\\
'''Artie:''' [[BigWhat What!?]]\\
'''Donkey:''' You just said father!\\
'''Shrek:''' I said king! You're gonna be king!

'''Woody:''' …they're called s'mores, Buzz.\\
'''Buzz:''' …right. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Has anybody seen Woody's hat yet?]]

* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}'', after the main character Rodney Copperbottom saw that the landlord had a [[{{Pun}} huge bottom]], he tried to introduce himself.

* In the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic ''Farce Contact'', Captain Archer keeps doing this, such as greeting the [[LivingAphrodisiac incredibly gorgeous Deltan ambassador]] with "[[IComeInPeace I come all over your face]]".
* ''Fanfic/GhostsOfEvangelion'': Asuka calls Shinji an idiot in a deleted chapter… and then she slips she thinks he's an idiot because he stays with her.

* In ''Fanfic/GroupOfWeirdos'', "Hookshot" is frequently spelled as "hookshit". According to the author, this is not accidental.

* Reference to ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' in, of all things, ''Fanfic/{{Hivefled}}''; when Jade thinks Gamzee is a runaway violent criminal, she offers him and Tavros candy, saying "I know you guys like Lawbreakers!"
* In ''Fanfic/HuntingTheUnicorn'', Blaine's thoughts at the end of the twelfth chapter are either this or AccidentalInnuendo: He's thinking about what to say to Kurt, and it blurs together into "I want you." [[DeconstructionFic It's not comedy,]] considering that [[spoiler:Blaine used to believe SexEqualsLove, tried to ''invoke'' it in his first relationship, and had it fail miserably]].
* In the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' fanfic ''Fanfic/IchLiebeDich'', Marty recalls accidentally calling Doc "Dad" back in 1985. He even calls it a Freudian slip.

* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerPuffGirls1998'': In "Pee Pee G's", one of the girls tries to say that she and her sisters were "preoccupied" with trying to determine who [[EmbarrassingDampSheets wet their shared bed]], but accidentally says they were "pee-occupied".

* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerPuffGirls'': In "Pee Pee G's", one of the girls tries to say that she and her sisters were "preoccupied" with trying to determine who [[EmbarrassingDampSheets wet their shared bed]], but accidentally says they were "pee-occupied".

* In ''[[https://www.deviantart.com/weavillain/art/Bake-a-Load-Off-PART-1-715209981 Bake a Load Off]]'', Rita tries to say that it's good news when [[LethalChef Leni]] cooks, but accidentally says it's ''bad'' news.

* ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGrommitTheCurseOfTheWereRabbit'': When Victor asks the vicar how to kill the Were-Rabbit (who he secretly knows is Wallace), he says, "Tell me how to kill him... I mean, it."

-->'''Tara:''' Oh, but you're way beyond me there! In just a few- I mean ... it frightens me how powerful you're getting. \\

* ''WebAnimation/FTLKestrelAdventures'': Iin episode 24, Cremity has one. Lampshaded by Manon.

* ''Manga/LuckyStar'':
** Kagami slips one of these in the OVA, where Kagami has a (seemingly-drug-induced-it's-so-weird) dream involving a Cinderella story with wrestling, and to return stuff to normal, she must yell an incantation and (waking up), doing so, says "Let's join our bodies". Tsukasa's reaction is priceless.
** Hiyori Tamura is also prone to let things slip. She once referred to dodgeball positions as "{{seme}}" and "{{uke}}" (when the positions are known as "seme" and "mamori").
** Seme and uke, in addition to their usage by the {{Yaoi}} and {{Yuri}} crowd, also are used by the martial arts crowd. But eh, funny is funny.

* ''Manga/Change123'': After [[ShrinkingViolet Motoko]] becomes willing to somehow return [[{{Otaku}} Kosukegawa's]] feelings for her, Kosukegawa starts to [[CovertPervert have fantasies]] of how their relationship will develop in the following couple of months. These musings culminate with his imaginations of having sex with her and then, immediately after that, when he wants to ask Motoko where should they go (''"Doko e ikō ka na?"''), he blurts: "Where should we do it?" (''"Doko de shiyō ka na?"'')
* ''Manga/{{Bakuman}}'':
** From Volume 5:
-->'''Miura:''' Let's crash and burn! ''Let's do this!''\\
'''Takagi:''' I don't think "crash and burn" was the right phrase there…\\
'''Miura:''' Oops, you're right, Freudian slip.
** In Volume 7, Aoki calls Takagi to ask him whether he would like to see panty shots, after her editor suggests that she include three in each issue. Unfortunately, since she has a crush on him, she asks, "Would you like to see ''my'' panties, Takagi?", with Takagi pointing out how Aoki specified herself.
* Kanna from ''Manga/KoeDeOshigoto'' has rather embarrassing slips on two occasions. First, she called someone she had a crush on "master" after spending a little too long in a maid cafe. The other time was while she was singing at a convention and forgot she was supposed to censor a line.

* In ''LightNovel/{{Oreimo}}'', Kirino tells her brother Kyousuke to buy a 30,000 yen (about $380 or so) ring for her in episode 7 while shopping and doing research for her novel. He refuses, and asks why she even needs it. She mentions that her main character in the novel was out on a date before a disaster's supposed to hit. And that the ring has emotional value and should therefore come from the one you love. Then she immediately blushes, turns away, and says [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial she's talking about the novel.]]
* Non-sexual example in ''LightNovel/FateZero''. Gilgamesh suggests that Kirei use the Holy Grail to grant himself pleasure, with Kirei angrily declaring he could never do anything that sinful. Gilgamesh gets rather interested in the idea that Kirei associates pleasure with sin and [[EvilFeelsGood finds out why.]]
* In ''Manga/MyBrideIsAMermaid'', on separate occasions, Sun and Lunar's fathers catch them with Nagasumi and are enraged. Nagasumi, while trying to calm them down, accidentally calls them Dad, making them even angrier.
* In ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'', Yuuki refers to Asuna as "Big Sis" twice. The first time's in the middle of a boss fight, so Asuna doesn't have time to ask about it, but the second time is as they're celebrating getting their names on the Monument of Swordsmen. When Asuna asks about it, Yuuki suddenly tears up and logs out with barely a word. [[spoiler:Asuna reminded Yuuki of her later older twin sister, and was afraid that Asuna would end up SpottingTheThread and realizing that Yuuki has AIDS.]]
* ''Manga/IThinkOurSonIsGay'': Part and parcel of Hiroki's TransparentCloset. In the first chapter he lets slip wanting to have a boyfriend cook for him, only to immediately correct it to a girlfriend. In another chapter, he mentions finding an athlete attractive and then backpedals, saying he's only [[OrSoIHeard relaying what his female classmates think]]. None of these attempts at correction fool Tomoko.
* ''Manga/MolesterMan'': When explaining to Kansai what happened between him and Loli, Molester Man accidentally says "Look, the reason why I didn't do Loli is..." before realizing what he said.

* Brainy in ''ComicBook/TheSmurfs'' story "Salad Smurfs" accidentally refers to Papa Smurf as Papa Pea right after he gets transformed into a pea.

* Franchise/{{Superman}}:
** In "The Reign of the Supermen" part of ''ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman'' storyline in the early 1990s, ComicBook/{{Superboy}} meets ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} for the first time right in the middle of rescuing a car from almost driving off the bridge, and [[DistractedByTheSexy he gets distracted by her appearance]].
---> '''Supergirl:''' Was that high school stunt really necessary, Superman, or were you trying to impress me?\\
'''Superboy:''' Aw, I was chest choking... ab, ah, I mean--I was just joking!
** In ''ComicBook/KryptonNoMore'', Franchise/{{Superman}} was having a breakdown, and the Kandorians talked Linda Danvers -aka ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}- into making her cousin believe he was human and Krypton never existed into order to help him (Kryptonian shrinks are a weird bunch). He bought her lie for a while, but Linda kept calling him "cousin" and "Kal". That and Krypto's existence tipped Superman off.
** At the end of ''ComicBook/SupermanVsTheAmazingSpiderMan'', Franchise/SpiderMan mentions MJ is his girlfriend. Since Franchise/{{Superman}} had previously met Peter and MJ, Spider-Man practically blurted out his Secret Identity. Either he trusted Superman with his secret, or he slipped.

* ''Fanfic/AnIncognitoQuery'': Reagan accidentally lets a few secrets regarding Cognito Inc. and her true job slip throughout the snippets, with her often immediately slapping her mouth shut a little too late.

* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': In chapter 2, [[FieryRedhead Asuka]] [[TomboyAndGirlyGirl and]] [[{{Tsundere}} Hikari]] are talking:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\
"Or who?" Hikari asked.\\
"Ssssssschelbert-san. Guy I knew in Berlin. Nice guy, very... er... tall. You don't know him,"

* In chapter 17 of ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'' Asuka slips:
-->"This whole thing... this whole mess... Keel and his merry men were pushing me about Shinji. Wanted to know how I felt about him, what I thought about him. They were asking me more about him than about me--really pushing it. I mean Misato, I don't even know what I feel about Shinji--if anything," she hastened to add.

* In ''Fanfic/HuntingTheUnicorn'', Blaine's thoughts at the end of the twelfth chapter are either this or AccidentalInnuendo: He's thinking about what to say to Kurt, and it blurs together into "I want you." [[DeconstructionFic It's not comedy,]] considering that [[spoiler:Blaine used to believe SexEqualsLove, tried to ''invoke'' it in his first relationship, and had it fail miserably]].
* Throughout the majority of ''Fanfic/FaceTheStrange'', the author messes up "gays" and "guys" all the time, leading to unintentional hilarity when you remember the whole fic is basically about [[SelfInsertFic Da ll]][[AuthorAvatar y]] and her harem killing Dumbledore for being gay.
* ''Fanfic/ScarTissue'': In chapter 10:
-->'''Asuka:''' I'll tell him whatever I dam well please! You just want him for his looks!\\
'''Misato:''' Oh! So you admit he's handsome!\\
'''Asuka:''' I… I did not! You just have a thing for pretty-boys!\\
'''Misato:''' So he's pretty, huh?\\
'''Shinji:''' I'm pretty?\\
'''Asuka:''' Shut up! Both of you! Just… just watch the damn movie! Misato, go get us some food, we're starving!
* ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy'': As arguing with Dev-Em, ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} accidentally lets slip that she loves him:
-->Supergirl grimaced. "I feel like slapping you again. If I didn't love you more now than I ever have before, I'd do it. I--"\\
Her hand went to her mouth. Dev looked at her. His expression was caught coming up from anguish into hope.\\
"So you said it," he murmured.\\
Kara was flustered.

* In ''Fanfic/MoonDaughter'', one of the author's notes tells the flamers "in ur feces." Also, Alabaster "shit magic" at Kronos's face.
* In the ''Fanfic/EmpathTheLuckiestSmurf'' story "I Dream Of Smurfette", Empath tries to hide the fact that he had been dreaming [[NocturnalEmission a particular kind of dream of Smurfette]] and fumbles in his words.
-->'''Empath:''' Oh… well, it's just a little something that rises… I mean, raises this smurf's interest in you, Smurfette.\\
Uh, of course not, Smurfette. This smurf would never insert myself into you… I mean, insert you into this smurf's dreams like that to… uh, do anything to you… that is, uh, of that kind of nature.\\
We're trained to have our thoughts free of anything that would be distracting. This smurf was very sex full… I mean, successful at it before returning home for you… uh, for good.
** Hefty also does this in "Hefty, The Luckiest Smurf".
--->'''Hefty:''' You're smurfing out to be a pretty girl fighter… I mean a pretty good fighter, Smurfette.
** And Handy also does this in "Who's That Smurfette?" when he and Smurfette first introduce themselves.
--->'''Handy:''' And you can call me anytime, Smurfette. I mean, you can call me Handy.
** And Greedy to Hogatha as the female Smurf Wonderette in "The Other Smurfette".
--->'''Greedy:''' So what can I do you for today? I mean, what can I do for you today?
* In the ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' fanfic ''Fanfic/IchLiebeDich'', Marty recalls accidentally calling Doc "Dad" back in 1985. He even calls it a Freudian slip.
* Reference to ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' in, of all things, ''Fanfic/{{Hivefled}}''; when Jade thinks Gamzee is a runaway violent criminal, she offers him and Tavros candy, saying "I know you guys like Lawbreakers!"
* In ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3297710/chapters/7200014 In Your Arms]]'', Molly asks if she can "sleep with" Harry. She hurriedly clarifies that she meant it in a platonic way, but given [[spoiler:her later attempt to seduce him]], the sincerity of that statement is questionable.
* The very title of [[Creator/DetsniyOffSkiword Professor Layton Vs Jack The Raper]], which is clearly meant to be referring to UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper.
* In the censored version of ''Fanfic/DarkSecrets'', the Draco[=/=]"Mary Sue" sex scene is replaced with a line saying they had "a night of hot, steamy, intoxicating passion", except that a typo made it read "''not'', steamy, intoxicating passion". Considering the IKEAErotica of the original, this isn't far wrong.
* Invoked/discussed in the WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fanfiction [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/45705/of-earth-ponies-and-their-magicks Of Earth Ponies and Their Magicks]]. Twilight hears Pinkie make a fourth-wall reference to ''Literature/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy'', "something about every fru frood (4) [[GrammarCorrectionGag (sp?)]] knowing where her towel was"; the author made a note in a comment [[DontExplainTheJoke explaining the joke]] and then added:

* In ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears'', ComicBook/JeanGrey slips when ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} avoids to tell her where his tattoo is located.
-->'''Jean:''' You know, between changing in the locker room and the bad guys pretty much blowing our uniforms off, there's possibly about six inches of you that I haven't seen.\\
'''Scott:''' I didn't know you looked.\\
'''Jean:''' I never... I didn't mean... I just catch a glimpse... You're enjoying this way too much, Summers.
* In the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic "Farce Contact", Captain Archer keeps doing this, such as greeting the [[LivingAphrodisiac incredibly gorgeous Deltan ambassador]] with "[[IComeInPeace I come all over your face]]".
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13278911/11/Who-d-Believe-It-Anyway Who'd Believe It Anyway?]]'':
-->'''Harry:''' Hey, Ron, what are some normal things a bloke dreams about?\\
'''Ron:''' Girls. And, uh, other things too. Why? You're a bloke, you ought 'ta know.\\
'''Harry:''' My dreams aren't exactly the standard fare. What about you Nev, what do you dream about?\\
'''Neville:''' Girls. And, uh, other thighs. THINGS! I meant things!
* ''Fanfic/MustLoveNedFlanders'': Naomi has a crush on Ned and so accidentally calls him "hot" instead of "sweet".

* In ''Fanfic/GroupOfWeirdos'', "Hookshot" is frequently spelled as "hookshit". According to the author, this is not accidental.
* In ''Worm''/''DC Universe'' crossover ''Fanfic/EchoesOfYesterday'', Taylor elaborates how high school has been Hell to her, and Kara agrees that human schools tend to be terrible. Taylor right away notices that's a very unusual choice of words.
-->Stupid tears welled up in my eyes. I took my glasses off and wiped at my eyes. "I don't want to talk about this anymore. It's stupid and petty."\\
"I found most of human high school to be like that, yes." Supergirl replied.\\
Whoa, wait, what?\\
I replaced my glasses and stared at her. She raised a brow, before her word choice registered. I swear I could see the f-bomb detonating behind her eyes. Perfect, now I had my own ammunition I could use against her.\\
"'Human' high school, huh? You look pretty human to me."\\
"T-that's because I am!" Supergirl said quickly. She hopped off the table. "Just a poor choice of words, you know! Long day, not thinking straight!"\\
"Uh huh."
* In ''Fanfic/DirtyLittleSecrets'', Monoma gets a DeerInTheHeadlights look after casually commenting on how Bakugou thinks he can get by on his power and good looks.
* In ''Fanfic/LegendOfTheMonkeyGod'', Yamcha makes a couple slips the day after he accidentally saw Bulma nude, such as saying he'd hoped to steal their stuff and make a "clean-shaven getaway" then insisting it was just a "slip of the tit".
* In ''Fanfic/DenounceTheEvils'', Jessie has the slip of "Lickitung probably still spent years wondering where I had gone and why I had abandoned it. I mean, who am I, my mo—?"

* ''Fanfic/PokemonResetBloodlines'' has a few examples:
** In the S.S. Anne Interlude, Misty asks for Ash's opinion on some swimsuits she's trying. When she can't decide which ones to buy, Ash says that "with a body like that, any of those looks good", before he realizes what he said. Misty for her part is equally amused and flattered, and from there on out she often teases him to get similar reactions.
** In the [[ChristmasEpisode Holiday Special 2020]], Serena is working at a local bakery in Vaniville Town. One of her workmates shows her some Christmas photos Ash posted with his female companions, and tells her that she might have "competition". Serena tries to shrug it off by saying there's nothing wrong with Ash having female friends, but accidentally lets slip that he's not ''yet'' her boyfriend, which her friend quickly points out much to her embarrassment.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6568360/10/Out-of-the-Darkness Out of the Darkness]]'':
-->'''Draco:''' Well, if you're alright... Uh... I think I'll get in your pants.\\
'''Harry:''' What?\\
'''Draco:''' GET you some pants! You know, clothes... in general.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9994857/1/Competitive Competitive]]'' Harry and Draco compete to win a brand-new broom.
-->'''Scorpius:''' Father.\\
'''Draco:''' Scorpius. I'm afraid I lost the competition.\\
'''Scorpius:''' That's okay I appreciate the effort. Besides I'm sure Al would let me ride him—I mean it. Let me ride it.

* This was Doctor Doppler's trademark in ''WesternAnimation/TreasurePlanet'', switching "deplorable" for "adorable", "felon" for "fellow" or this dialogue:
-->'''Captain Amelia:''' Actually, doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.\\
'''Doctor Doppler:''' Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically… amamomically! …as… astronomically. ''[facepalm]''
* In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':
-->'''Buzz:''' In just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire, with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!\\
'''Woody:''' …they're called s'mores, Buzz.\\
'''Buzz:''' …right. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Has anybody seen Woody's hat yet?]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory4'', Woody, having fallen out of Bonnie's family's RV while trying to retrieve Forky, tries to convince Forky that they need to get back to Bonnie, since toys should be there for their kids. While making his argument, he inadvertently says "Andy" instead, showing that he still misses his kid from the first three films.

* Used in a [[VisualPun literal sense]] in ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'' when Sugmund Freud, singing along with "Paris Holds the Key", slips on a banana.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Coco}}'': [[spoiler: "[[AndThisIsFor That's for]] murdering the ''love of my life''!" Coming from an infuriated Mama Imelda, it clues Héctor and the others in that she is still in love with him after all these years despite being angry. However, when questioned, she angrily responds, "I don't know, I'm still angry at you!"]]
** Before giving their blessing to Miguel, [[spoiler: Ernesto]] says they hope Miguel will "die really soon". While they actually meant they hoped to see Miguel again in the Land of the Dead and it came out wrong, this slip indicates that [[spoiler: Ernesto]] is jealous of Miguel's talent and skill and does not want the boy to outshine them.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}'': When Anna is asked by the Duke of Weselton if she has magical powers like her sister, Hans is quick to parrot her when she describes herself as "completely ordinary", only to back-pedal and assure her that he [[BlatantLies means it in the most inoffensive way possible]]. [[spoiler:Actually, this is how Hans really felt about her when he gloats about his EvilPlan on seizing control of Arendelle by faking his romance with Anna in TheReveal.]]

* ''Film/BruceAlmighty'':
** Bruce sarcastically makes [[FauxdianSlip faux Freudian slips]] on Evan ''Baxter'''s name.
** After Bruce uses his powers (supposedly) to enlarge Grace's breasts, she asks him if they look bigger to him. When he finishes his breakfast, he remarks "This has been the breast beck… breast… thank you."

* In ''Film/{{Hamlet 2}}'', Dana Marschz and the tight-ass principal of the school at which he teaches drama are having an argument about the appropriateness of staging a play which contains (minimal) nudity, sex and a controversial mangling of Creator/WilliamShakespeare's greatest play, organised religion, time travel and [[CreatorBreakdown Dana Marschz's]] [[WellDoneSonGuy daddy issues]] when out of the blue Dana suddenly screeches "You never believed in me daddy ''I hate you''!"
* In ''Film/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'' Sirius telling Harry "Nice one, James!", a stark change from [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix the book]] where Sirius' mixing up of Harry and his father is something he's fighting and is not stated so directly nor does he show signs of it when he's not stuck under house arrest in the former abusive home he ran away from as a teenager.
* In the 2007 ''Film/{{Hairspray}}'' film, Velma Von Tussle inadvertantly comments that the kids need to be steered in the "white direction". She pretends she didn't say it when Corny calls her on it, but it's fairly obvious.

* In ''Film/AnalyzeThat'', Billy Crystal's character is talking with a pair of plainclothes police detectives (one of whom is an attractive, short-skirted woman) and mentions his late father, whose funeral he's just returned from.
-->'''Crystal:''' He was a great, great legs. Man.
* ''Film/AnnieHall'':
-->'''Annie:''' Well, she said that I should probably come five times a week. And you know something? I don't think I mind analysis at all. The only question is, is "Will it change my wife?"\\
'''Alvy:''' Will it change your wife?\\
'''Annie:''' Will it change my life?\\
'''Alvy:''' Yeah, but you said, "Will it change my wife?"\\
'''Annie:''' No I didn't. I said, "Will it change my life, Alvy?"\\
'''Alvy:''' ''[to audience]'' She said, "Will it change my wife?" You heard that, because you were there. So I'm not crazy.
* In ''Film/TwentySevenDresses'', when Jane introduces her sister and her boss it goes as follows:
--> '''Jane:''' Right! George, this is my sister Tess. Tess, this is my George. I mean--not ''my'' George, he--Uh--
* In ''Film/SleepyHollow1999'', Ichabod Crane has a moment where he keeps on repeating the word "Which" when talking to a woman he assumes is a "Witch".
* George [=McFly=] from ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' is often known for his tendency to confuse the word "density" with the word "destiny." In one conversation his time-traveling son Marty casually refers to him as "dad," which after some nervous stammering he covers up with "Daddy-O."

* In ''Film/{{Transformers}}'', Sam has a minor Freudian slip that would make any girl inch away, when offering to drive Michaela home:
-->'''Sam:''' I was wondering if… if I could ride you home… I, I mean if I could give you a ride home.
* In the first ''Film/SexAndTheCity'' film, Samantha sees Dante taking an outdoor shower completely naked, when he notices her.
-->'''Samantha:'''I'm sorry, I'm your next door neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick… deck!
* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'': "I'll have the cleavage. Uh, the special." (Barf at the diner staring at the waitress)
* ''Film/XMenApocalypse'': While talking to Hank, Charles' subconscious can't hide his lust for Moira when he's supposed to be concerned about an unusual energy surge in Cairo.
-->'''Xavier''': I want to go check her out--check out the situation. ''(awkwardly clears his throat)''
* In ''Film/SupermanTheMovie'', Daily Planet editor-in-chief Perry White tells Jimmy Olsen to get him a coffee black with two sugars, and after Jimmy says, "Yes, Chief", Perry adds "And don't call me sugar" without even correcting himself. The whole thing is a joke about Perry's usual "Don't call me Chief" line to Jimmy.
* In the 1996 live-action version of ''[[Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians1996 101 Dalmatians]]'', Roger tries to offer Anita a cup of tea to warm herself with when he first met her, but instead says, "Do you want a cup of marriage, uh, tea?"
* In ''[[Music/TheRutles The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash,]]'' as a parody of John Lennon's "more popular than Jesus" statement, his Rutle {{Expy}} Ron Nasty claimed the Rutles were bigger than God, but he meant to say bigger than ''Rod''… Music/RodStewart.
* In ''Film/{{Komaa}}'', Hassan invites Maryam to "his" house, and asks her if she wants cucumber or banana.

* ''Film/FletchLives''. Fletch even does it while serving as TheNarrator.
-->''Now the lead-lined containers painted with innocent bluebirds added a crucial piece to the puzzle that had begun way back in Amanda Ross's pants...I mean, bedroom.''

* ''Film/PillarsOfSociety'': A pretty obvious foreshadowing of TheReveal when Bernick says "I haven't raised my daughter" (to boss her around) and then says "uh, I haven't raised Dina as my daughter." Dina is commonly believed to be the illegitimate daughter of Bernick's brother-in-law Johann, but is later revealed to be Berwick's daughter.

* In one volume of Creator/PiersAnthony's pun-filled ''Literature/{{Xanth}}'' series, ''The Color of Her Panties'', the well-endowed Mera ''wears'' a Freudian [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_%28clothing%29 slip]]. It keeps, well, slipping and showing a bit more than she intended.
* Genghis Khan commits a rather heartwarming slip in ''[[Literature/{{Conqueror}} Lords of the Bow]]''; talking about the expansion of the Mongol nation, he pointedly tells Jochi that it could all be taken away from him by an annoying son who doesn't know when to shut up. Jochi notes that this is the first time Genghis has acknowledged him as his son.

* ''Literature/TwentyThousandLeaguesUnderTheSea'' has a non-sexual slip-up. Arronax is rather perturbed when he finds out he is to go shark-hunting, and later accidentally replaces the word "pearls" with "sharks".
* In the afterword of ''LightNovel/FateZero'', Gen Urobuchi notes that he made a typo, accidentally writing "courage" as "lingering ghosts." He hypothesizes that this is the result of using HATRED...Whoops, he meant [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_IME IME]].

::: Harry immediately lampshades that it was a "big old Freudian slip."

* ''[[MagnificentBastard Lord Vetinari]]'' of all people makes one in ''Literature/{{Snuff}}'' when he refers to the good ship Wonderful Fanny as...well...the Enormous Fanny.

* ''Literature/JourneyToChaos'': Nolien is casting a status buff on his teammate/[[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend not-girlfriend]] during the events of ''Literature/LoomingShadow'' and makes a minor modification to the incantation...
--> "As I am Chaos, you are Order divine. As the sun to the moon, you shall shine. Take my power and me mine...I mean like a ley line! MANA TRANSFER!”
* ''Literature/NinaTanleven'': In ''The Ghost in the Third Row'', when Nine and Chris are in the library’s reference room, Nine gets an immediate crush on Sam, the new librarian, and when Chris starts to say “We’d like to look at your files of local newspapers”, Nine accidentally cuts her off with “At your eyes” instead. Sam either didn’t hear her or pretends not to.
* In the ''Literature/CuriousGeorge'' parody ''Bi-Curious George'':
-->''George and the man with the sassy purple beret walked down the gangbang--''
-->''"[=GangPLANK=]," corrected the man--''
* ''Literature/JaineAustenMysteries'':
** [[spoiler:Conrad Devane does this by saying he saw Dickie Potter making out with Veronica Hubbard in Patti's gazebo]] in ''Killing Bridezilla''. [[spoiler:The problem is that it's Patti's "secret gazebo" which is only visible from the balcony.]] Thus, [[spoiler:the only time he could have seen this happen is if he was on the balcony, sabotaging the railing.]]
** One of these really screws over the killer in "The Dangers of Gingerbread Cookies". [[spoiler:When Dr. Preston [=McCay=] asks Clyde "Doc" Wilkins if he's the famous cardiologist Clyde Wilkins, he says yes... except he actually isn't. He would have been more careful, but he had just been hit in the eye with a ping-pong ball and wasn't thinking straight.]]
** A non-suspect variant appears in ''Death by Tiara'', after Heather Van Sant has she slugged another contestant's mom in the face, thus getting her daughter Taylor kicked out of the pageant:
-->''Meanwhile, Taylor was whining, "Mom, can't we please go home?"''\\
''"Are you kidding? We're not going anywhere without my tiara-I mean, your tiara."''

* The chorus of Music/HomerAndJethro's "The Battle of Kookamonga" has this line: "We learn to make sparks by rubbing sticks together." In a live performance, they flubbed the last occurrence of the chorus line as:
-->We learn to make sparks by rubbing girls... uh, sticks... rubbing sticks together.
* MF DOOM lets one fly in "Accordion".
--> That's why he brings his own needles\\
And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos\\
Slip like Freudian\\
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion
* Music/EricBogle's song "Nobody's Moggie Now" contains the lyric "Decapitating tweety birds, and masticating mice". On one live recording, Eric sings "masturbating" instead of "masticating". It takes more than a minute before the band and the audience are ready for the song to continue.

* Wrestling/BookerT's major Freudian slip of "Wrestling/HulkHogan, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8 We Comin' For You Nigga!!]]"

* In ''Theatre/OnTheTown'', [[LadyDrunk Madame Dilly]], finding her bottle empty, excuses herself from the room, telling Ivy, "I'll be back before you can say Jack Daniels--Jack Robinson."

* In the all-female Chalmers{{spex}} of 2012, Cristal asks George to put away the picnic. George grumbles about how he has to do everything around here--Thomas, his object of mutual [[HomoeroticSubtext uncertain affection]], blurts this out:
-->'''Thomas:''' I'll help you, gorgeous--Georgeous--George!
* In ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'', during the Noah's Ark AudienceParticipation sequence, the players may suddenly realize that the two ducks selected from the audience are both women. They tell each other not to worry about Noah having two female ducks: "this is a perfectly good pair of dykes and--DUCKS!!! Ducks!! Oh, I'm really sorry..."
* Played for drama in ''Theatre/DearEvanHansen'', after Heidi learns that Evan (her son) has been spending every night with the Murphys, who think he was friends with their son Connor before he killed himself.
-->'''Heidi:''' They think you're their ''son!'' These...these ''people!''\\
'''Connor:''' They're not "these people", they're my f...(''realizes that he's about to say "family" and cuts himself off'')\\
'''Heidi:''' (''understandably angry and clearly aware of what he was about to say'') WHAT!? WHAT ''ARE'' THEY, EVAN!?\\
'''Evan:''' [[BlatantLies I DON'T KNOW, OKAY!?]]

* In ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', Phoenix remarks about April May, a rather suspicious witness with a large bust, "I'll get to that woman's bottom! Wait… I mean… you know what I mean."
* ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'': When encountered in Castelia City, Ghetsis has a minor one when he accidentally discusses his plans for Unova, only to immediately correct himself and say [[AnimalWrongsGroup Team Plasma]] instantly. Blink and you'll miss it, but this slip [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] his [[ManipulativeBastard true]] [[BigBad nature]]. He does this again in the [[VideoGame/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2 sequels]] in the reverse order, fitting his true nature as the cat has already been let out of the bag.

* In ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil'', a soldier tells Jade:
-->'''Soldier:''' If you want to know the truth, buy the [[VoiceOfTheResistance IRIS paper]]. Uh… I mean the [[KentBrockmanNews Hillyan Word]]. No… anything but the Hillyan Word.

* [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Kari]] of ''VideoGame/DeadInVinland'' potentially expresses her [[{{Tsundere}} confused feelings]] toward [[TheMissionary Angelico]] by exclaiming that she wants to "kiss him in the nuts," much to the hilarity of her parents and aunt. ([[DeadpanSnarker Moira's]] reaction? "Quick aunt advice: start with his mouth first, even if he asks you to take care of his nuts.")

* ''WebAnimation/FreedomToons'': In the Dr. Mac short "Gentrification" Dr. Mac, despite always claiming to be against racism, refers to the inner city as a "minority infested neighborhood", which guest speaker Timmy is quick to pick up on.
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]. More than once he has let slip that he is not TheCasanova, but a mere CasanovaWannabe.
** One episode has him confusing the words "missionaries" and "mercenaries" during a presentation about his mercenary [[BlatantLies career]]. Wasn't exactly Freudian per se, but still an embarrassing Slip.
* ''WebAnimation/FTLKestrelAdventures'': Iin episode 24, Cremity has one. Lampshaded by Manon.
-->'''Pavalo:''' Are you sure? Are you hoping to find what's left of your group's research, or are you out for revenge?\\
'''Cremity:''' Finding the revenge would be great. And I'd like to continue.\\
'''Pavalo:''' Hold on. Did you just say'find the revenge'?\\
'''Cremity:''' No. I said 'research'.\\
'''Manon:''' Freudian slips are common among those experiencing moments of extreme emotional-\\
'''Cremity:''' Can we just go?
* The very first line of ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick's'' review of ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'': "I think everyone remembers their first bone--[[Music/DavidBowie Bowie]]!"
** And then WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic does it too in his review of ''Barb Wire''. "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't boobies! I mean, er... boobies, with the booby boobies...[[FreudianSlipperySlope boobyboobyboobies]]!"
** From the ''A Kid in King Arthur's Court'' review:
--->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Hey, they're actresses first and sisters second, and that's good enough in my porno--[[VerbalBackspace book]].
** When about to review ''Film/FantasticFourRiseOfTheSilverSurfer'', the Critic accidentally messes up the title this way:
--->'''Critic:''' Let's take a look at ''Fantastic Four: Rise of the Middle Finger''-- I mean, ''Silver Surfer''.
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick is also guilty of this, albeit unlike most examples, she didn't realize it. During her video concerning ''Film/{{Divergent}}'' and other [=YA=] movies, while listing the [=YA=] movies of 2013, she mispronounces "[[Film/TheMortalInstrumentsCityOfBones City of Bones]]" as "City of ''Boners''".
* In ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', the Emperor lets it slip that he was trying to access the Webway because Eldar hookers are much less shoddy, then backtracks and says that Eldar ''transport'' is much less shoddy. Given that it took Custodes' BigWhat for him to correct himself, this might've been him trolling Kitten. Then Kitten does the same in the very next episode while discussing the Tau, mentioning that the Tau males lust for "Greater Goods", then backtracking to mention their superior technology and firepower.

* [=EditZP=] (who is slightly memetic for making large quantities of workbenches then abandoning them), accidentally slipped up during his ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' ''Golden Hearts'' LetsPlay
-->'''[=EditZP=]:''' Alright, I need to make a wankbench... a wankbench. ''[laughs]''
::In the same episode, "Swastika."

* Happens to [[DarkActionGirl Tex]] of all people in ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', while discussing the naked alien.
-->'''Tex:''' I was just admiring… his alien… muscle structure.\\
'''Tucker:''' Yeah, one particular part of his muscle structure.\\
'''Tex:''' Well, that's just a matter of penis. I mean opinion! Opinion! That's--that's it.\\
'''Church:''' Smooth.

* The Riddler gets one in ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight''
-->'''Riddler''': DIE, [[DaddyIssues FATHER]]!! I mean, Batman.
* During Closed Alpha play of ''VideoGame/DeepRockGalactic'' [[https://youtu.be/7K9AdJuvFr8?t=598 uploaded by GaLmHD]] after a Glyphid Praetorian appears (a giant armoured spider monster) ''LetsPlay/ChilledChaos'' can be heard exclaiming "It's a Patriarchy!"
* ''WebAnimation/DSBTInsaniT'': Alex frequently lets it slip that he liked being evil and doing bad things. For example:
-->'''Alex''': My two bodyguards were female back in the good ol' day- I MEAN bad! Bad days! The days when I was evil!

* In a [[https://twitter.com/thejoeydavis/status/1435612363785338881 tweet]] by [=thejoeydavis=], a person tries to backtrack after accidentally ordering an iced latte "with breast milk". Unfortunately for the poor guy, they [[CringeComedy just keep saying it]]. Parodies of the post play it straighter by making the barista they're talking to have a noticeably large chest.
--> "hi can i get an iced latte with [[BrokenRecord breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk sorry i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean]]"

* Set up and used further down the page in [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/5/06 this]] ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' strip.
* ''Webcomic/YuMeDream'': [[http://rosalarian.com/yume/?ppd=263 "I'll just be a sex. I mean... sec."]]
* Used in small text in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' with a [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0747.html drunk Haley]].
-->'''Haley:''' Baby, I'm gonna sit on this spin until the room stops chairing.
* Lampshaded in the form of a "lightbulb" joke in [[http://www.pvponline.com/2004/11/29/november-29-2004/ this]] ''Webcomic/PvP''.
--> "Ladder! I meant ladder!"

* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', [[StraightGay Justin]] laments the fact that Elliot is forced into GenderBending regularly due to PowerIncontinence.
-->'''Justin:''' It's like the universe is plotting against me. ''Elliot!'' Plotting against Elliot.

* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' presents: [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2630/ Freudian slip]], VisualPun edition.
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'': Dex: "I... I think you're very nice and boring, Zoë. I just said 'beautiful', right? 'Nice and beautiful'?"
* In ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'', this is Unity the zombie's reaction to hearing that a virtual reality accident might turn one of her compatriot's brains into (metaphorical) pudding.
-->'''Unity:''' That sounds delicious. I mean delicious. I mean tragic.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Consolers}}'', Konami ends up making some unfortunate autocorrect errors:
-->"Also, I have no idea about this forever pachinko." "shit I meant *farewell pachinko" "***PARTY dammit farewell party!"\\
"Haha, goddamn auto corrupt am I right?" "AUTOCORRECT god donut"

* ''Series/TheCallOfWarr'': When Ashes sees Durkin is upset, she asks:
--> ''What's wrong? Don't you like me? I mean... don't you like beans?''

* In ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' Johnny Rancid was the lowest tier criminal to ever appear; just a violent jerk with a motorcycle and a small laser gun. Then he gets the power to rewrite the rules of reality and turns the world into a gothic hellscape.
-->'''Raven:''' Cool... I mean oops.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** In "Fear of Flying", when Principal Skinner was at a psychiatrist's office, he mentions his "[[MyBelovedSmother beloved smother—mother]]!"
** In "Lisa's Sax", during Bart's first day of school, Skinner introduces himself to the new intake of students as "Principal Sinner", and, when they burst out laughing, mutters, "Oh, that does it, I've lost them forever."
** And in "The Last Temptation of Homer" when Homer is trying to avoid his attractive new co-worker Mindy and unexpectedly ends up in an elevator with her: "I guess we'll be going down together, I mean getting off together, I mean... That's okay, I'll just press the button for the stimulator."
** When Marge's RomanceNovel–inspired daydream is interrupted by Lisa's saxophone practice, she says "Lisa, stop blowing my sex! I mean stop blowing your sax! Your sax! Stop it!"

* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', Buster shoplifted something and was paranoid about getting caught when he and Arthur returned to the store. "Lemme just get these Lawbreakers--''Jaw''breakers!"
** In another episode:
--->'''Mr. Ratburn:''' Arthur? Do you have a headache?\\
'''Arthur:''' Do I! …I mean, no…
* One of the most famous examples in ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'':
-->'''Jack Spicer:''' ''[after defeating the monks and the Black Vipers]'' Say, who are all these people?\\
'''Jessie:''' We're the Black Vipers, the most elite all-girl gang to ever roam these wild plains.\\
'''Viper Girl:''' And since you have defeated us, our law demands that you inherit leadership of the Black Vipers.\\
'''Jack:''' Yes... I guess this makes me QUEEN!\\
''[everybody stares]''\\
'''Jack:''' Uh... king.
* The 1944 ''WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}'' cartoon "Puppet Love" has a deliberate Freudian Slip. Popeye finds out Bluto crossed him with Olive with a Popeye marionette, so he knocks Bluto out and uses ''him'' as a marionette, staging an attempt on Olive's life. As Popeye jumps into to the "rescue":
-->'''Popeye:''' Unhand that swine, you girl! Er, that girl, you swine!

** Hogatha in "The Fake Smurf" when she thinks she has poisoned the Smurfs' soup refuses to eat the soup when Greedy tries to force her to eat it, saying "I'm on a low-poison diet."
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012'':
** Donatello accidentally slips up when he's trying to convince April to try some pizza gyoza.
--->'''Donnie:''' Just try one! Sometimes [[InterspeciesRomance things that don’t seem like they go together]] actually make a great couple! ''[realises what he just said]'' I mean food.
** Donnie slips again in "The Gauntlet", refering to April as 'my April', before [[VerbalBackspace verbally backspacing]] to 'our April', and then finally settling on just 'April'.

-->'''Steven''': Hey... Pearl? I didn't mean to mess up your training, but all that "you're nothing" talk was really freaking me out.\\

* In ''[[Toys/EverAfterHigh Spring Unsprung]]'', Alistair steps between Bunny and a would-be suitor, snapping, "Dude, she's with me!"
-->'''Alistair:''' [[CanNotSpitItOut Ah, I—I mean… standing… right here… with me.]]\\
''[cut to the other students' unconvinced expressions]''

* In the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' episode "Hereafter", Superman is [[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated apparently]] disintegrated. Batman concludes that something else must have happened because the disintegration left no traces behind and insists that he [[HesJustHiding isn't really dead]], but after his attempts to confirm his suspicions come up empty his confidence starts to waver as he [[TalkingToTheDead addresses Superman's memorial]]:
-->'''Batman:''' Despite our differences, I have nothing but respect for you. I hope you knew... ''know'' that.
* ''WesternAnimation/TwelveOunceMouse'': There are several points where characters reflexively say things which reveal they know more than they’re letting on, such as Liquor nervously warning Roostre that he’s “[[spoiler:[[EternalRecurrence too close to resetting everything]]]]” and hurriedly changing the subject when what he said is noticed. This happening a few too many times is part of what makes Fitz realize there’s something weird about the city, like the fact that [[OntologicalMystery he doesn’t actually remember ever moving there]]...
* In ''WesternAnimation/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot'', Brad, while explaining the concept of puberty to Jenny, demonstrates its effects on girls by showing pictures of girl named Sally who grew up into a [[BuxomIsBetter rather buxom]] HotScientist. Later, while Jenny’s body is being altered by malware, including [[BreastExpansion causing her chestplate to warp and expand]], Brad says “what’s the hurry, [[VerbalBackspace Sally—I mean Jenny]]”.
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'': In "Summer Belongs To You" as Isabella is trying to convince Phineas to not give up hope, she begins to say, "Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn I fell in..." only to embarrassingly correct her thought: "...to this situation with."
* In the ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "A Flea In Her Dome", Sandy picks up a flea after returning from Texas. During the party [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick throw for her, Sandy itches like crazy and can't stop scratching.
--> '''Sandy:''' ''(opens a gift box and takes out a purple sandboard)'' A new itch board? I mean, a new snowboard? Boy, I sure can't wait to scratch this down chafe mountain.
--> '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Don't you mean ride this down Scab Mountain?
--> '''Sandy:''' Thank you very rawness, [=SpongeBob=] and Pat.
--> '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Uh, you're welcome, Sandy. Hey, uh, are you still up for some karate chops?
--> '''Sandy:''' ''(Still scratching her neck)'' Rashy sore. I mean, sure.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'': In one of the ''WesternAnimation/OhYeahCartoons'' shorts, Cosmo catches the Fairy Flu, which causes him to lose control of his magic. One of [[SneezeOfDoom his sneezes]] turns Timmy's head into a toilet. As Wanda changes him back, she accidentally calls him "Toitey".
* ''WesternAnimation/CentralPark'': In "Episode One", when Bitsy starts to make her case about razing the park, she greets the audience with "Hello, every[[MoneyFetish money]]--er, everybody".
* In the 1993 revival of ''WesternAnimation/SecretSquirrel'', Secret is assigned to bring in Won Ton, a rampaging panda, without hurting him as he's an endangered species. Secret decides to try psychoanalysis, but it doesn't work--Won Ton shoves him in the filing cabinet.
-->'''Secret''': (''emerging all bent and creased'') Is my Freudian slip showing?

* Taken UpToEleven in a [[https://twitter.com/thejoeydavis/status/1435612363785338881 tweet]] by [=thejoeydavis=], where a person tries to backtrack after accidentally ordering an iced latte "with breast milk". Unfortunately for the poor guy, they [[CringeComedy just keep saying it]]. Parodies of the post play it straighter by making the barista they're talking to have a noticeably large chest.

** In Volume 7, Aoki calls Takagi to ask him whether he would like to see {{panty shot}}s, after her editor suggests that she include three in each issue. Unfortunately, since she has a crush on him, she asks, "Would you like to see ''my'' panties, Takagi?", with Takagi pointing out how Aoki specified herself.

* In a common anecdote, a vicar attempting to introduce actress Diana Dors by her real name--Diana Fluck--was so nervous about mispronouncing her name that he introduced her as 'Diana Clunt'.

** In a 2022 speech, Bush was denouncing Putin's invasion of Ukraine when he said "The result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of Ukraine."

** Similarly, if a male (say) teacher is working in a school with no other male staff, he should get used to being addressed as "Miss" or "Mrs" very quickly, especially from the younger kids.

** Lois says to [[BiggusDickus Chris]]: "Meet me in the ten inches or less line--items!"

* In ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', Phoenix remarks about April May "I'll get to that woman's bottom! Wait… I mean… you know what I mean."