History HypocriticalHumor / LiveActionFilms

* Ludicrus Sextus from ''Film/UpPompeii'' wants to stamp out debauchery in Pompeii yet has no problem throwing lavish orgies.

* ''Film/DoctorAtSea'': When Captain Hogg tells his crew the new ship rules added to accommodate for Miss Mallet and Helene, one of his rules is "No ruddy swearing".

** In ''International Man of Mystery'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8 Austin is collecting some of his things from a clerk]]. The clerk gives him a penis enlarger. Austin denies it is his and claims he would never need such a thing. "This sort of thing isn't my bag, baby!" The clerk then proceeds to hand him his credit card receipt of purchase of a Swedish-made penis enlarger... and a photograph of him endorsing the enlarger... and [[OverlyLongGag a copy of the book]] ''Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (This Sort of Thing IS My Bag, Baby)'' by Austin Powers.
** In ''Austin Powers in Goldmember''. The eponymous villain is the Dutchman Johann "Goldmember" Van Der Smut.

* ''Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8 Austin Powers is collecting some of his things from a clerk]]. The clerk gives him a penis enlarger. Austin denies it is his and claims he would never need such a thing. "This sort of thing isn't my bag, baby!" The clerk then proceeds to hand him his credit card receipt of purchase of a Swedish-made penis enlarger. And a photograph of him endorsing the enlarger. And [[OverlyLongGag a copy of the book]] ''Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (This Sort of Thing IS My Bag, Baby)'' By Austin Powers.
* ''Film/AustinPowersInGoldmember''. The eponymous villain is the Dutchman Johann "Goldmember" Van Der Smut.
-->'''Nigel Powers:''' There are two kinds of people that I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and the ''Dutch''.

* ''Film/BackToTheFuture'': When Marty goes over the game plan with his father-to-be George to court Lorraine at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance while George hangs up laundry, Marty mentions that he will “take advantage” of Lorraine to get her angry with him and George, holding a bra, asks “You mean you’re going to touch her on her...?” To which Marty quickly responds “no”, and then ''takes the bra and throws it on the ground.''

* In the World War 2-era propaganda film "Know Your Ally: Britain," two American servicemen stationed in Britain listen with annoyance at British radio before turning it off and complaining that they can't understand a word the British say... while speaking in indecipherable regional American accents.

* In ''Bloody Summer Camp'', the Sheriff and his deputy, ostensibly investigating a string of murders at a summer camp, run into the camp groundskeeper Marche, who is covered in what looks to be blood and wielding a machete. The sheriff calmly asks him a few questions, seems to buy his explanation of the red on his clothes being paint, and simply confiscates his knife and lets him go. When the deputy asks about Marche seeming suspicious, the deputy admonishes him about "profiling"... Moments later, Cornbread, the TokenMinority of the camp staff, is seen running, unarmed and clearly in distress; the sheriff of course immediately arrests him at at gunpoint.

-->'''Nigel Powers:''' There are two kinds of people that I can't stand: People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures... and the ''[[AcceptableTargets Dutch]]''.

* ''Film/TheRoom'': "I cannot tell you, it's confidential. Anyway, [[WeirdAside how's your sex life?]]" As with everything else in this movie, it's very unclear if it was meant to be funny.

** When Phileas asks Lord Kelvin which proof he has that the former had stolen from the bank of London, Kelvin retorts that they are in the Academy of Science, which means he doesn't have to proof anything.

* ''Film/AroundTheWorldIn80Days2004'':

** Upon reaching San Francisco, Phileas remarks how happy he is to be back "in civilization", while the sound of gunfire, broken bottles, and women's screams can be heard nearby.

* ''Film/AroundTheWorldIn80Days'':

** Upon arriving at St Francisco, Phileas remarks how happy he is to be back "at civilization", while the sounds of gunshots, broken bottles, and women screaming can he heard nearby.

* In ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'', while they're escaping from the prison complex, Vespa is tossed a gun, but says that [[DoesNotLikeGuns she hates guns]]. Then [[BerserkButton her hair is singed by stray blaster fire]]. She then proceeds to gun down all of the mooks trying to stop them.

* ''Film/{{Lolita}}'' (1997). Pedophile Humbert does his OverprotectiveDad routine when he sees Dolores talking to a strange man.

* In ''Bloody Summer Camp'', the Sheriff and his deputy, ostensibly investigating a string of murders at a summer camp, run into the camp groundskeeper Marche, who is covered in what looks to be blood and wielding a machete. The sheriff calmly asks him a few questions, seems to buy his explanation of the red on his clothes being paint, and simply confiscates his knife and lets him go. When the deputy asks about Marche seeming suspicious, the deputy admonishes him for "profiling"... Then Cornbread, the TokenMinority of the camp staff is seen running, unarmed and clearly signalling for help - the sheriff of course immediately arrests him at at gunpoint.

%%* ''Film/BobRoberts'': "But they complain and complain and complain..."
%%* ''Film/TheBoondockSaints'': "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP3jA9UEwkE Cuddle? What a fag.]]"

-->'''Wallace:'''I hate you. Even I would think twice before dating a 17-year-old.\\

* WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck and WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck in ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'': At the Ink and Paint Club, a frustrated Daffy Duck, despite talking with a lisp, vows to stop playing music with Donald Duck for his hard-to-understand speech: