Scooter 007 / Tropers

"But then, my stupidity is probably legendary at this point..."

Scooter007, posting a reply on the You Know That Thing Where... boards

Yes, this really is an accurate depiction of me.

What to say about myself? I'm a middle-aged male, living in the Mid-Western United States. But enough about me!

Like many other contributors here, I fancy myself a writer. In fact, for me the biggest appeal of this site is the familiarity of so many tropes — not because I've seen them, but because I've used them myself (see below).

Ever since my first appearance here in late June 2007 I have spent much time poking around, familiarizing myself, sticking my two cents into discussion threads where it's not wanted, and occasionally launching actual tropes — although these days I'm mostly content to add Works/Creators pages and an ocassional Recap.

The background I bring to my contributions is that of a Speculative Fiction geek (Science Fiction or Sci-Fi for those less "hardcore", like me), big 70s/80s music lover, B-Movie nut and classic television fan. Newer TV/music, not so much, but still there. Oh, and a huge fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Comedy? Awesome! Drama? Meh. Incredibly Lame Puns? Whoo-HOOO!

Generally a Splitter, but I've drifted toward Lumper during my time here; something of a Grammar Nazi, and very much a Serial Tweaker. A firm believer in Bizarre and Improbable Giraffe Herding Techniques and the Rule of Cautious Editing Judgment; and I do tend to be somewhat snarky and cynical most of the time. I do it for the bragging rights and a sense of personal satisfaction.

I launched the following tropes:

All or Nothing
- mad props to the Tropers for great examples
Aspect Ratio
- Letterbox
- Visual Compression
Ass Kicking Pose
Blade Lock
- name by Arivne
Bonus Space
Cataclysm Climax
Confession Cam
Consolation Prize
Contrived Coincidence
- with much much MUCH help from the Tropers!
- name derived from a suggestion by an Unknown Troper
Conveyor Belt Video
- name by Sci Vo
Dress Rehearsal Video
- name by (again) Sci Vo
Fee Fi Faux Pas
Follow the Leader
- name by Heart Burn Kid
Game Show Host
- name may seem obvious, but nonetheless was suggested by Idledandy
Great Balls of Fire! (the trope, not the movie)
- idea sparked from a comment by Matthew The Raven
Hair Metal
Hall of Mirrors
- the science bit was submitted by Andrusi
Hint Dropping
- name by Lord TNK
Hitchhiker Heroes
- name by Op Megs
Hollywood Web Cam
- with thanx to the Tropers who helped me keep my facts straight.
Identity Impersonator
- name by Ununnilium
I Meant to Do That
Immortality
Kid Com
Koosh Bomb
- Freezair For A Limited Time provided the correct spelling
Law Enforcement, Inc.
Lyrics/Video Mismatch (originally Narrative Non-Sequitur)
Memento MacGuffin
- after much re-writing; name, lots of key wording and all initial examples provided by Fanti Sci, to the point that I believe she should take credit for the entry
Monster Misogyny
- name derived from a suggestion by Dark Sasami
Multi-Take Cut
My Nayme Is
Nails on a Blackboard
No-Gear Level
- originally Warring Without Weapons, derived from a suggestion by Andrew Leprich
No Sidepaths, No Exploration, No Freedom
Other Common Music Video Concepts
- with helpful advice from Sci Vo
Pitch Mob
- name by Attilargh
Playing Against Type
- name by Alexandra Erin
Plug 'n' Play Technology
- Credit Where It's Due: The body text was excellently rewritten by Stratadrake, and now flows much more smoothly than my original contribution while still conveying the trope exactly as I had proposed.
  - (Really? I considered it more of a half-witted attempt at merging one of my YKTTWs that people thought was too closely related. —Stratadrake)
Porky Pig Pronunciation
- name by twelfth
Progressive Rock
Rhymes on a Dime
- name by Zinfandel
Right in Front of Me
- name by Tangent128
Right on Queue
Scapegoat Ad
Screw the Electric Bill
- name by adam850
Scylla and Charybdis
- The very first trope I ever wrote for this wiki... and boy, does it show!
Shrug Take
Sitcom Character Archetypes
- Special thanx to maxmordon, who provided the comparison to Commedia Dell'arte
Sliding Scale Of Videogame Objectives
Space Amish
- name by Ununnilium
Stop, or I Will Shoot!
Stunt Casting
Sword Drag
Sword Limbo
- idea by Silent Hunter
- name by an Unknown Troper
Train Escape
- Type 2 suggested by Jonny D
- Type 3 added by Merlyn Le Roy
Truth Serums
- idea (and much of the wording) by an Unknown Troper
The Vanna
- Which has since been expanded and evolved into The Lovely Assistant.
Villain Corner
- Again, thanks to the Tropers for helping me get my act together with some great examples!
Vocal Tag Team
Walk-In Chime-In
- name derived from a suggestion by an Unknown Troper
Who Will Take The Kids?
You Just Told Me
- name by Puck
- originally called Rumplestiltskin Ploy, derived from a suggestion by Branfish

I also fired off the following Works/Creators pages:

American Top 40
Ark II
John Barry
Batman: Digital Justice
Beethoven's Last Night
The Blob (all three versions originally in one package)
Bored
DC Heroes
Danny Elfman
Hardware Wars
The Hindenburg (1975 Disaster Movie)
King Kong (all variants, again formerly one page)
The Legend of Billie Jean
The Mask of Zorro
- Excluding the summary for The Legend Of Zorro, which was provided by dotchan
Michael Kamen
Queensrÿche
- Operation: mindcrime
Robin Hood Daffy
Rocky Jones, Space Ranger
Ryan vs. Dorkman
Scrabble (The Game Show)
Shazam! (The Filmation Live-Action adaptation)
- The Secrets of Isis
The Shape Of Things To Come (Once again, all three versions)
Space Academy
Star Trek: Elite Force
Star Wars: Revelations
TRON
V (1983)
Weird Science (The Movie)
The Wild Women of Wongo
Win Ben Stein's Money
Zero Hour! (1957 Disaster Movie)

Created bare-bones starter kits for:

Fleshed out the descriptions for:

The Callista Trilogy (added the summary for Darksaber)
Game Show (added the index of tropes, which has since expanded and become its own page)
Is This Love
Jack the Ripoff (launched by Dragon Quest Z)
Untamed Youth (originally cut for chronic terminal stub-ness)
Villain by Default (added the sub-section demonization)
Weird Science (The Series; launched by Satanic Hamster)

Provided pages for these MST3K films:

Submitted these Recaps:

Just for Fun: Tropes I Use:

As stated, I am an amateur writer, having co-written a collection of not-entirely-serious adventure stories centered around a team of super-powered/high-tech government agents. The no-doubt innumerable tropes which we have employed in these stories include (but are likely not limited to):

Action Girls: The guys don't get to have all the fun.
Alternate Universe: Forms the basis for one story, Sliders-style. ^note
As You Know: In the very first story, one character reminisces in such a way to allow him to Infodump a good pile of back story.
"Why are you ranting on like that? I was there the whole time!"
"I wasn't talking to you; I was talking to the readers."
Author Avatar: The two lead characters are 100% shameless in this respect.
Battle Butler: a recent add-in.
Battle Couple: Most of the team is split off into married couples.
Better than a Bare Bulb: With several stories under our belts and sporting a good firm grasp on Action/Adventure Tropes, Lampshade Hanging has become a common tool.
Big Eater: Ivan has proven capable of eating an entire doughnut shop out of business in one sitting. Much to the consternation of the local police force.
Brainwashed and Crazy: One guy is drugged by a terrorist group and forced to do their bidding; he eventually pulls a Heel–Face Turn when he meets his twin on the team (see Separated at Birth, below).
- It's happened to other team members at various points as well.
- Also, in the back story, a race of aliens uses electronic hypnosis to kidnap humans and use them in an interstellar war; these humans form the core of the cast.
Casting a Shadow: One of our Big Bads.
Cool Car: Four of them, to be exact. Three Lamborghinis, one DeLorean. These provide examples of:
- Flying Car / Flying Brick: The cars are Nigh-Invulnerable due to Applied Phlebotinum.
- Hubcap Hovercraft
- Instant A.I.: Just Add Water!: In one particular case, a computer came to "life" by being left out in the cold. We've tried to go back and Hand Wave this, but it's still pretty improbable.
- Talking Appliance Sidekick
Cool Plane: Redhawk. It's as long as a football field, has a cargo bay big enough for all the Cool Cars, and can even go underwater or into outer space.
Cool Starship: Eventually, the team acquires (read: steals) a spaceship from an alien colony and brings it back to Earth. The aforementioned Redhawk and Flying Cars would also qualify.
Creator Provincialism: Reversed; although we've written one story that takes place in our own hometown, most of them are set in places we've never been and likely will never visit. Thank goodness for Google Earth!
Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass / Let's Get Dangerous!: Our characters are generally silly; but when shake comes to shimmy, they're highly — maybe even ridiculously — competent.
Cute Bruiser: One member is nominally the Team Mom; but she was a wrestler in high school and occasionally gets to cut loose.
Discussed Trope:
"Oh please! Like that plot wasn't done to death on The A-Team or Knight Rider! We're starting to sound like some cheezy 80s action-TV show!"
"This is not a television show. This is, for us at least, reality."
- Also:
  "This [mission] is so easy."
  "Turn us around! ...We're gonna die! There's going to be an explosion!"
  "What are you talking about?"
  "You heard him; it's too easy!"
Donut Mess with a Cop: Well, they're not cops per se, but the group did operate a small pastry shop early on. See also Big Eater, above.
Enemy Mime: And yes, it's just an Incredibly Lame Pun on a land mine. By this point, what more could you expect?
"Funny Aneurysm" Moment: Our very first story — written some 20 years ago in high school — featured a Take That!-ish Lawyer-Friendly Cameo by Corey Feldman, and we even managed to throw Corey Haim in there as well ("We always do everything together," Haim said good-naturedly). Haim's death in 2010 really put the kibosh on that joke.
- We also had to axe a gag about the recently late Amy Winehouse.
Genre Savvy: Used as a Zig-Zagging Trope, depending upon the needs of the story or the joke at hand.
Hint Dropping: Subverted: "It was one of those subtle little hints women always give men that they miss like Lucy in the outfield. However, he had been trained by his wife to catch all such hints. He had the bruises to prove it."
Historical In-Joke: See Noodle Incident, below.
Hive Mind: Not literally, but the so-called "Wife Patrol" is played like this.
Human Aliens: A couple of our characters are this, so that they can walk amongst humans.
- Rubber-Forehead Aliens: Human Aliens with reptilian eyes, or Human Aliens with four arms, to name just two.
- Humanoid Aliens: These appear mostly in back story; but there is one race that looks like a harsh amalgam of Sylvester and Tweety. What's funnier: they consider themselves to be the epitome of evolutionary perfection.
Hypocritical Humor: See Our Lawyers Advised This Trope, below. Also, the above-mentioned "epitome of evolutionary perfection".
Intangible Man
Janitor Impersonation Infiltration: With lots of Lampshade Hanging, natch.
"Halt! Who are you and what are you doing here?"
"We're the cleaning crew."
"Cleaning crew? I haven't seen the lot of you before."
"We're new."
"What about the kid?"
"What about him? He's my son."
"I mean, what's he doing here? Most people don't bring their kids to work with them."
"He always comes to work with me. Also, most people don't bring their children with them when breaking into super-secret military installations, do they?"
"Uh-huh. So where are your IDs?"
"Uhhhhh..."
Journey to the Center of the Mind / Orphean Rescue
Lady Land: complete with Straw Feminist ruling class. To be completely fair, the Lady Land was formed in direct response to a rival's No Woman's Land.
Lawyer-Friendly Cameo: Early stories were notorious for always including at least one celebrity, his/her identity merely hinted at, and usually encountered in a not-so-flattering situation. The most blatant of these was a villain named for a certain former First Lady (I won't name names), or a group of villains who were thinly-veiled caricatures of our high school faculty.
Light 'em Up: One character has total control over light and all forms of radiation. She can absorb energy as well as shoot Hand Beams, Eye Beams or even... well, let's just say she can shoot beams from any body part. "Have a dose of my high beams!"
"Milk; it does a body good."
Little Mr. Badass: The 13-year-old with the miniature rocket launcher. Whose idea was that again???
Loads And Loads Of Characters: My co-author really really loves large teams. To that end:
- Character-Magnetic Team / Debut Queue: We started this thing with seven main characters; then each new story introduced one or two new main characters (not recurring, main), until we now have thirteen main characters and a good collection of recurring characters as well.
Malaproper: One of the AIs needs its English grammar overhauled.
- The Russian character is kind of like this as well, but he's Eloquent In His Native Tongue.
Mood Whiplash: Due to the mix of comedy and action, this is sometimes unavoidable. Lampshaded at least once ("How could such a goofy moment have led directly into a life-or-death situation like this?").
Moral Guardians: In-universe, via the "Wife Patrol".
Most Common Superpower: Yes, yes we did. In writing.
Next Sunday A.D.
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: We've described the basic premise as "James Bond meets Star Wars meets Seinfeld meets Knight Rider meets My Favorite Martian meets Eight is Enough meets Animaniacs!"
Nakama: None of them are actually related except by marriage (and a couple of offspring, and one set of twins), but they consider their group a big family unit, and behave accordingly.
Noodle Incident: "Did we help when Stan sank the ferry in the bay? Did we help when Stan was arrested for voyeurism? Did we help when Stan was indicted in the Iran-Contra scandal?"
Omnicidal Maniac: If James Bond has taught us nothing else, he showed that these guys make for great supervillains.
Our Lawyers Advised This Trope: The climax of a big Fight Scene is interrupted for a lengthy interjection railing against violence in the media, concluding with:
Violent entertainment. It is wrong. It is bad. We do not condone nor promote it. We now return to the bloody violence already in progress.
- We've parodied this trope in other ways as well. For instance: "We'd like to take a moment to point out that these people are MORONS! Their logic is quite FLAWED! Please, please, don't ever stalk someone, brainwash her, lead her to her death, and call it love! We now return you to the same mindless crap you've been reading for the past 300 pages or so."
Powered Armor
Quip to Black: parodied:
Big Bad: See that my cards are the only ones played; everyone else must fold.
The Dragon: Oh, they'll fold all right. Little origami birds.
[Evil Laughter]
Big Bad: Was that supposed to be funny? What does that even mean?
Rule of Funny: A car chase runs through a drive-thru at 90 miles per hour. There's also the Lawyer-Friendly Cameo mentioned above.
Running Gags a'plenty:
- No Fourth Wall / Medium Awareness: The main characters are aware that they are living in a fictional medium and often argue with the narrator/writers, or hijack the story. Handwaved by the characters calling it "a delusion we all live under".
- There's the bit about always making a sandwich every time someone goes into the kitchen.
- Each story usually has its own unique Running Gag; in fact, the two gags listed above started out this way before being expanded to encompass the whole series.
Samus Is a Girl: One wife dons her husband's Powered Armor to come save the day. When her gender is revealed, cue the predictable juvenile humor:
"Aren't your boobs squished in that thing?"
"YES! Yes they ARE!"
Separated at Birth: One of the twins (see Brainwashed and Crazy, above) was adopted and raised in Russia.
Share the Male Pain: "Wheel Of Foreskin"
"Did I say something wrong?"
Sinister Geometry: Reversed; the "good guy" aliens in the back story flew starships of simple geometric shape and the "bad guy" aliens flew starships that look like enormous daggers stabbing an orange slice.
- But also played straight, as the "good guys"' starfighters were styled somewhat like avians and the bad guys' fighters look like cigars.
Stuff Blowing Up: "Everywhere these people go, something big blows up."
Super-Strength: Due to bio-cybernetic enhancement.
The Swashbuckler
Talking Is a Free Action: Yes, we've actually used this one straight, despite my every effort to the contrary.
Technical Pacifist: Our team. We don't like to depict killing. But sometimes it happens.
Technopath: Via computer chips embedded in the brain, thus allowing for telepathic communication with and control of electronic devices.
Tomato in the Mirror: One character eventually discovers he's not who he thought he was...
Translation Convention: Just about any time a group is speaking a foreign language; it usually crops up with Russian, since one of our main characters is Russian.
Tsundere: Pam likes to throw cherry soda at her husband. And there's the whole "girl wrestler" thing mentioned above.
Tuckerization: Quite a few of the main characters are named (indirectly) for schoolmates. See also Lawyer-Friendly Cameo.
Wave-Motion Gun / Kill Sat: In the back story, an alien race tried to wipe out Earth with one of these.
- Hilarious in Hindsight (at least, to me): The Wave-Motion Gun in question is actually called a "wave gun". And at the time I coined the term, I'd never even heard of Space Battleship Yamato.
Weirdness Censor: The government team depicted in this series...
- are, in their secret identities, among the richest socialites in California;
- live on an island in the middle of San Francisco Bay;
- drive highly unique Flying Cars in their secret identities;
- drive those EXACT SAME Flying Cars in their guise as government agents;
- frequently get into violent skirmishes on their island home, in the middle of San Francisco Bay.

: All this, with the local citizenry being none the wiser. Handwaved in one story as the city-dwelling locals being too consumed with their own day-to-day lives to notice.

Who Writes This Crap?!?
"Why do the writers think we're sappy wimps and always give us these cry-baby scenes?"
"I don't know. Maybe they're making up for something. You can tell these guys have never been married."
- There's also:
  "Your son's conspiracy theory is becoming more plausible by the moment."
  "Or the writers are taking narcotics."
  The writers threatened to erase his character out of existence if he didn't shape up.
Wig, Dress, Accent: The team doesn't do a whole lot of this sort of undecover operation, but they still manage to pull it off on occasion.
Women Are Wiser: Zig-zagged; the women on the team have more common sense in one finger than all the men combined, but they are given plenty of "goofy" moments on their own (usually when isolated from the guys).
World of Snark: Really, no one escapes unscathed. Not even the writers (although we give as good as we get).
You and What Army? "Oh, that army, heh heh. Eep."

...And yes, I really do go by the name "Scooter".

Comare/contrast Mark Scooter.

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