History Fanfic / KnightOfLolicon

!!'''This fanfic contains examples of the following tropes:'''

* MeaningfulName: Linda[[hottip:*:Spanish for "pretty"]] is quite a looker.

* MismatchedEyes: Linda has a case of this with her [[BatenKaitos Wings of Heart]], where one is the right color (Mahorita's pink) and the other is not (the meddlesome Shojonoe's golden yellow)

** Negima's chapter brings us the four mages which founded the 'Jobar' School of Wizardry (it's a spanish term roughly meaning 'aw, man') Their names should [[HarryPotter ring a bell.]]

The premise itself is strange. The Goddess of Lolicon appears to be for all intents and purposes your run-of-the-mill deity, and the lolis are nothing more than regular girls from each Universe that lend the hero PowerUps via simple platonic hugs.

** VideoGame/{{Xenogears}}' chapter delves into Maria Balthasar's missing mom, and it happens to be that she pulled out a [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Yui Ikari]].

* InevitableTournament: In the TalesSeries chapter.

* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Done to ridiculous lengthts during the TalesSeries chapter:

** The TalesSeries chapter makes the boy and girl from the second Narikiri Dungeon game take after Mike and Linda's appearance (just after they robbed Emil and Marta's costumes themselves)

* ThemeNaming: Come on, don't tell me you can't guess [[KodomoNoJikan Shojonoe's name origin...]] Or [[OjamajoDoremi Mahorita's]]? Or [[GottaCatchThemAll Gotchi]]? Not even [[Anime/DigimonAdventure Digidude's]]? That's sad.

** In Yugioh's chapter, good old Yami does a Shadow Game to beat Lord Xig-Lem... and the game that's suggested appears as a minigame in VideoGame/TalesOfEternia.

* TimeTravel: This must happen in order for the YuGiOh chapter to make any chronological sense.

** The BigBad has a self made Transtector, which looks like GotchaForce 's dragon borgs. (Even the name is a ShoutOut: Draco-borg)

* DeathIsCheap: [[spoiler: As said, Genderiels don't die, they revert to a [[{{Digimon}} digitama-ish]] egg.]]

* ThemeNaming: Come on, don't tell me you can't guess [[KodomoNoJikan Shojonoe's name origin...]] Or [[OjamajoDoremi Mahorita's]]? Or [[GottaCatchThemAll Gotchi]]? Not even [[DigimonAdventure Digidude's]]? That's sad.

** The first chapter's head paragraph ('a teacher is one who devotes oneself...') takes after the Narrator's first lines in HayateTheCombatButler 's first OP sequence.

--> '''Linda''': [[CardcaptorSakura The card-catching girl?]]

* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: In HaruhiSuzumiya's chapter, it's the reason Haruhi picked Linda to be a new brigade member: to see if she could get such a reaction from Mikuru (or at least that was Kyon's reasoning).

** All the plot in HaruhiSuzumiya 's chap stems from the [[TheSimpsons Treehouse of Horrors]] episode in which Bart is also a RealityWarper.

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* ChekhovsBoomerang: A skill learnt in some planet may have an use in a later one, as Mike shows us bringing his Transtector to a [[VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} Gear fight]]... or using [[Naruto Jutsus]] in the series where ninjas can exist.

* DeathIsCheap: [[spoiler: As said, Genderiels don't die, they revert to a [[Digimon digitama-ish]] egg.]]

* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: In HaruhiSuzumiya's chapter, it's the reason Haruhi picked Linda to be a new brigade member: to see if she could get such reaction from Mikuru (at least that was Kyon's reasoning)

* EvolvingCredits: Each chapter has an ending fit to the series it comes from (they have all of their corresponding next-episode previews/teasers)

* FinishingMove: Mike's Cosmo Break and Linda's Rosary of Dawn (the former uses it on an usual basis, but that's because everything dies from it... Linda loses hers when she masters her own weapon, but gains a new one: the Elemental Wheel)

* FourthWall: Aknowledged in this quote from Mike's: 'I have just suffered the AnticlimaxBoss, BigDamnHeroes and GodModeSue tropes!'

--> '''Raine''': What... well, what CUP do you use now?

ATTENTION, this story now has a English version by the name of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5717645/1/Tales_of_Toons_Rorikon_no_Kishi Tales of Toons: Rorikon no Kishi]] thank you [[FanGirl STORM]] and [[DeadpanSnarker ROC]]

As of 4/18/2011 the fanfic has spawned a sort of sequel: ''Tales of Toons: TheMovie''. Shorter than the original, gives insight and some character development to the antagonist and uses a new female heroine. Only availabe in spanish, the author's trying to avert NoExportForYou by asking for translation help.

* AllThereInTheScript: Mike's real name is never provided (and Linda's is given in the very last episode) to make it difficult for readers to start tying unnnecesary clues until TheReveal.

* ArmorPiercingSlap, MegatonPunch: After watching Sakura Haruno do the impossible (with a little help from her Inner) Mike understands that only such attack can penetrate the MadeOfIron BigBad, and in a later chapter helps Linda learn it from the MegatonPunch mistress: Naru Narusegawa.

* AuthorVocabularyCalendar: The word "fulminating" is used a lot, at least in the English version. [[BlindIdiotTranslation This may sound more natural in Spanish.]]

* BeachEpisode, HotSpringsEpisode: MermaidMelodyPichiPichiPitch / LoveHina 's chapters.

* CensorSteam: Linda uses her Fog spell to cover the entire Hinata Hotsprings with smoke, thus making her able to bath alongside Mike without causing him too many unnecessary nosebleeds.
* ChekhovsBoomerang: A skill learnt in some planet may have an use in a later one, as Mike shows us bringing his Transtector to a [[VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} Gear fight]]... or using jutsus in the series where ninjas can exist.

* ClingyMacGuffin: the visor piece of his Knight armor doesn't go away in Mike's civilian form.
* {{Crossdresser}}: There, I'll let you find the example, tee hee...

* CovertPervert: Linda becomes more and more of this with each chapter, so of course Shonenji has to pick on her in that subject:

* DeathIsCheap: [[spoiler: As said, Genderiels don't die, they revert to a digitama-ish egg.]]
* DebutQueue: Every new loli and Genderiel follow a strict, historical order of appearance.

* EvenTheGirlsWantHer: In HaruhiSuzumiya 's chapter, it's the reason Haruhi picked Linda to be a new brigade member: to see if she could get such reaction from Mikuru (at least that was Kyon's reasoning)

In fact, you could substitute the "Lolicon" concept with "Purity of Heart" or "Innocence", switch the references of "a girl of great innocence and childish beauty" that pop up when the heroes search for each girl to a PureOfHeart or Innocence equivalent, and it'd make just as much sense, if not more.

->''Accompany Mike and Linda into a galactic adventure in search of the Anime's guardian spirits to restore the Goddess of Lolicon... all while they fight the darkest follower of the Lolita Complex.''
-->--'''Fanfiction .net story summary'''.

Just as ''KodomoNoJikan'' was an attempt to tell a serious, non-{{Hentai}} story with {{Lolicon}} as a major plot point, ''FanFic/KnightOfLolicon'' is an attempt to do the same in the action-packed SpeculativeFiction genre. [[MegaCrossover Mega Crossovers]] ahoy.

And just as ''KodomoNoJikan'' '''never''' plays the {{Lolicon}} trope in a straight way (there are doujins for that) this fic contains no actual Lolicon or hentai elements aside from the (misnomer) title. So all you who have the PaedoHunt Goggles glued to your face: leave now.

As of 4/18/2011 the fanfic has spawned a sort of sequel: ''Tales of Toons: TheMovie''. Shorter than the original, gives insight and some character development to the antagonist and uses a new female heroine. Only availabe in spanish, the author's trying to avert NoExportForYou by asking for translation help.

Mike is an everyguy who still holes up with his parents. When some day he decides to smash all those stereotypes and go out for an adventure, he finds and saves a rather stunning girl from falling down a bridge and cracking her head, by painfully cushioning her. As the lass has lost her memory (prior to her encounter with Mike) the boy names her 'Linda' (spanish for 'pretty') and takes her in to his house. No parents of her's around, no clue about them except for a mysterious letter... 'Just sleep a night, and then everything will be alright'. They do so and when they awake... a whole animated world gives them a non-welcome. Mike makes a pact with the resident MentorMascot: 'Shonenji, Genderiel of Shonen' in exchange for power to help Linda... and now he has to find all Genderiels and restore their goddess: the Goddess of Lolicon, in the off chance that she has the way to return them home. Along the way, a rival appears: the evil Lord Xig-Lem, who thinks about lolis as just sex dolls, and his helper: a corrupted Genderiel called Shojonoe.

Among those who know of its existence, this fic is rather LoveItOrHateIt.

[[NeedsMoreLove Among those who know of its existence]], this fic is rather LoveItOrHateIt.

---> '''Mike''': I call it... the Feminist Fist!

---> '''Rini''': Are you her boyfriend?
---> '''Mike''': ''Man, what do I do? If I say something inappropriate, Linda will kill me!''
---> '''Linda''': YES HE IS!
---> '''Mike''': I am?

---> '''Haruhi''': I'm sure you grabbed her like this, you little devil. (grabs Linda's boobs)
---> '''Linda''': HEY! (pushes Haruhi) Feminist Fist! (punches her in the face)
---> '''Kyon''': ''We are SO doomed!''

---> '''Shonenji''': Do you insist on calling me things I am not? Now I am angry!
---> '''Linda''': Shonny, please, don't be so picky...
---> '''Shonenji''': Not you too, Lady Linda!

---> '''Raine''': Marta, before you leave... would you let me ask you something personal?
---> '''Linda''': (posing as Marta) ''Oh no, she busted us!''
---> '''Raine''': What... well, what CUP do you use now?
---> '''Linda''': Enough talking about my boobs!

---> '''Shonenji''': ''Shojonoe, why did you defect to the wrong side? What you feel for such a villain is dangerous... and self-destructing''.

---> '''Mike''': (narrates) That was a shock! Along with her memories, Linda had also lost her manners! Only she would have dared to appear before me wearing... arg, I can't end the phrase!

---> '''Shonenji''': Remember, Lord Mike, that Lady Linda has her biological necessities too.
---> '''Mike''': Ah, yes, I forgot that we travel from here to there, never really stopping...

---> '''Shonenji''': Again with the silly nicks, Lord Mike? How about I call you Mickey?

---> '''Linda''': You said this move is the key to drill through Xig-Lem's defenses, right?
---> '''Mike''': Correct, you already were witness to Sakura managing to do it.
---> '''Linda''': [[CardcaptorSakura The card-catching girl?]]
---> '''Mike''': [[{{Naruto}} No, the ninja one!]]

---> '''Gotchi''': Now I will enter the girl's soul, looks comfier.
---> '''Mike''': Hey! Are you saying MY soul is dirty? Just go and make Rita company...!

---> '''Mike''': (posing as Emil) *clinc* Playtime's over... aaarg! (PLAM!) (ras-ras-ras!) It's the final strike! (PLAM!) (bzzz!) *insane laughter* Darkness Devours: Ain Soph Aur! (BOOM!)

---> '''Linda''': Come on, Mike, I hope the next time you will let me watch...
---> '''Mike''': That sounded quite dirty.

---> '''Mike''': ITS A FRIKKING GARBAGE TRUCK!
---> '''Linda''': I don't see any problem with it...
---> '''Mike''': IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!?

---> '''Kaolla''': Hey, the boy with the funny glasses is naked... well, just as the girl is.
---> '''Kitsune''': You're right! From here you couldn't tell, but I am sure they were about to do ThisAndThat to each other...
---> '''Mike''': (frozen) We weren't!

---> '''Shonenji''': How do you like them Knight's powers?
---> '''Mike''': Apart from pulling out a sword from nowhere, they are rather lame.

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** [[ValkyrieProfile Lenneth Valkyrie]] makes a cameo in the AhMyGoddess chapter along with a fellow Norse mythology partner: the squirrel Ratatosk. The heroes were expecting someone a bit more... [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld blonde.]]

* ChekhovsBoomerang: A skill learnt in some planet may have an use in a later one, as Mike shows us bringing his Transtector to a [[{{Xenogears}} Gear fight]]... or using jutsus in the series where ninjas can exist.

** Mermaid lvl 3: Aside from PowerMakesYourHairGrow (present in lvl 2), gain FrillsOfJustice.

* FanficChopSuey: Good Lord. The series are chosen with seemingly no regard to how well-known they are.

And just as ''KodomoNoJikan'' '''never''' plays the {{Lolicon}} trope in a straight way (there are doujins for that) this fic contains no actual Lolicon or hentai elements aside from the (misnomer) title. So all you who have the PaedoHunt Googles glued to your face: leave now.

* CakeEater: If Mike defines himself as a ChristmasCake (older than 25) then Linda is guilty of this... because she is implied to be barely 20.

** [[ValkyrieProfile Lenneth Valkyrie]] makes a cameo in the AhMyGoddess chapter along with a fellow Norse mythology partner: the squirrel Ratatosk. The heroes were expecting someone a bit more... [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld blonde.]]

** In Yugioh's chapter, good old Yami does a Shadow Game to beat Lord Xig-Lem... and the game that's suggested appears as a minigame in TalesOfEternia.

** {{Xenogears}}' chapter delves into Maria Balthasar's missing mom, and it happens to be that she pulled out a [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Yui Ikari]].