So how come I'm not surprised that this page is locked??

It’s *shawty, not ‘shorty’. ‘Shawty’ is AAVE for ‘girl’. >_>

I think one of the things to have (either on the main or YMMV page) is "Hype Aversion." I'm not sure how to expand upon it myself, save that the only reason I seem to dislike him is: 1) I find it funny to make fun of his name, B) He's so popular that it turns me away (I actually haven't heard any of his music), and III) I don't watch TV enough to know anything about him.

I'm sure there are other people out there who are also turned away purely by his popularity, and that's why I think Hype Aversion would be a good addition to the Bieber pages. (Almost wrote "Beaver" there. /).-)

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• Silly Love Songs

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• Self Deprecation: This Bieber or Die video. He's really good at it too!
  • Also this Super Bowl Best Buy commercial.
  Stagehand: "I dunno, kinda looks like a girl." The stagehand is Bieber.