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I'm glasses.
Someone already did that one.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
The Sensui Fan
"Hajime no Hippo" is Made Of Win.
Hidamari Stretch- The lives of four female gymnasts in an apartment building.
Draggin' Balls- A shounen action series where Groin Attacks are Serious Business. And also mean attacking other people with your groin.
Chi's Sweet Hole- You do not want to know. *
Lucky Stat- A show in which a bunch of high school girls hold Seinfeldian Conversation about mathematics. Genius Bonuses aplenty!
Lucky Stare: HYPNOTOAD: THE ANIME.
Fat Stay Night: A mystical battle for the last jelly doughnut at a fat camp.
edited 24th Aug '10 8:05:39 PM by SirPsychoSexy
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Is it bad that I'd watch the crap out of almost all the ideas listed here?
Castro Boy: Fidel Castro, wracked with grief over the death of his son, kidnaps $COUNTRY scientists and has them build a single robotic replacement: Castro Boy. But, when Fidel realizes he actually has four other sons and building a replacement for one was kinda stupid, Castro Boy is abandoned by his father. He washes up on American shores, and is cared for by a kindly American family. Due to their positive influence, Castro Boy soons begins fighting for freedom, justice, and the American Way.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Ai Yori Yoshi: Two dinosaur-like creatures fulfill a childhood promise to meet in Dinosaur Land.
Nikki Tousen: A biography of some girl who always seems to be losing her clothes for no good reason.
Kuso Renkin: They'd never be able to broadcast this past the Watershed in the U.S., because...you know.
Pig Windup: Pigs playing baseball.
School Fumble: A failed attempt to follow in Eyeshield 21's footsteps.
Hayate the Wombat Butler: The title speaks for itself, really.
Fruits Casket: Tohru tries to stay cheerful even though everyone she tries to hug dies.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
JoJo's Bazaar Adventure- Some kid gets lost in a bizarre bazaar and, by fooling around with the artifacts, becomes a vampire. A psychic vampire. That is also a shapeshifting velociraptor.
edited 24th Aug '10 8:20:41 PM by KSPAM
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
likes the cheeses.
In the distant future.
When the last of the vampires have fallen.
He thought there was no place left for him in this world.
But the Lincoln Heights High School football team still needed... A Kicker.
edited 24th Aug '10 8:27:37 PM by Meeble
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Pretty sure it's aliens
Petty Guardian Sailor Moon: After discovering she is the reincarnated princess of a lunar society, a teenage girl uses her newly found superpowers to exact her revenge over the most trivial of matters.
Guyver the Bio-Rooster Armor: A young chick fights against an alien conspiracy to take over the world, using the aliens' own Control-wattle to become the Guyver.
Tenchi Mayo: Boy releases a sealed demoness who turns out to be a wanted jar of mayonaisse... who has the hots for him! A half dozen other jars of condiments also wind up living with him.
In-law Star: Gene Starwind must find the Galactic Leyline using a spaceship empathically controlled by his mother-in-law.
edited 24th Aug '10 10:14:20 PM by piccorotto
"In distress", my ass.
Hayate the Wombat Butler: The title speaks for itself, really.I guess Digger has to find some way to pass the time when Ursula is sick or otherwise unable to post a comic... 
scratching at .8, just hopin'
Sucky Star - ...nahh, not gonna bother with this one. Too easy.
Bullmetal Alchemist - an experiment combining transmutation and automail down at the Elric ranch goes horribly wrong...
Kodomo no Mikan - elementary school girls start a business selling oranges.
...is that last one the first example in this thread of a joke version being less dirty than the anime it's based on?
Share it so that people can get into this conversation, 'cause we're not the only ones who think like this.
Binland Saga - Like Planetes only boring.
Neroman - Very Loosely Based on a True Story of the roman emperor. Villain Protagonist.
Mahou Kensei Negima - Insanely skilled swordmaster teaches self-defense class to women. Is still only 10 years old.
Gurren Lagoon - Crossover between Gurren Lagann And Black Lagoon. Is awesome.
edited 25th Aug '10 5:36:39 AM by ShirowShirow
likes the cheeses.
The discerning creepy Otaku knows that when building your stalker shrine, you can't skimp on quality.
After all, once you've kidnapped the pop idol of your dreams and tied her up in your closet, how do you expect her to fall in love with you if she sees a ramshackle collection of items that aren't even securely fastened?
No, when you're placing those treasured photographs, locks of hair, finger nail clippings, and used tampons you dug out of her trash, you need to use the best adhesive that money can buy.
You need...
the Perfect Glue.
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Trainspotter
The Fat Returns: For crying out loud, I went on a diet and got a gym subscription! Why am I gaining weight again?
Jokemon: A ten-year-old boy attempts to become the master... of stand-up comedy.
K-OS: Five high school girls devote their lives to worshipping Nurgle, Khorne, Tzeentch, and Slaanesh.
edited 25th Aug '10 6:50:19 AM by CrowT.Robot
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
I fixed that for you. And besides, I'd love to see that!
Meeble wins.
Also, K-OS: band of cute girls sings songs about operating systems.
The Sensui Fan
Hitalia: Italy is an incompetent radio DJ who plays songs for the other nations' dance parties. Hilarity Ensues.
Magic Knight Gay Earth: Three girls are called into a magical all-homosexual dimension to fight off the evil forces of a band of Heteronormative Crusader rebels.
Cowboy Be-Boop: Betty Boop is a cowgirl. Adapted from the Max Fleischer cartoons of the 1930's.
Android Denouncer Maico 2010: Android girl takes over Rush Limbaugh's radio show by hating every group there is to hate. Including androids.
AREA: A calm, soothing show set on Mars. About geometry.
Revolutionary Grill Utena: A set of duels at a mysterious, Mind Screw-y academy over the power of the Ultimate Panini Press.
edited 25th Aug '10 10:19:34 AM by SirPsychoSexy
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
Mate/stay Night- Skipping the plot and getting right to the porn.
Divergence Steve- The story of a completely average Joe living a completely average life. While the rest of mankind fights a war with aliens.
Breadman Wonderland- It stars gingerbread men in mortal combat... I don't know just role with it.
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
The Sensui Fan
^I see that, and I raise you:
Deadman Blunderland: One Thousand Ways To Die, the anime!
Ayashi no Cereal: Girl discovers she and her twin brother are General Mills-funded genetic experiments on their Dangerous 16th Birthday.
Black Hack: Computer hacker goes Beyond the Impossible with the help of a cute android girl he made himself.
Boku no Pica: Porn anime about college student and his bizarre addiction to eating non-nutritive substances.
Detroit Petal City: Youth alternates between a mild-mannered college student and a violent, sadistic florist. The florist side comes out around his Love Interest. Hilarity Ensues.
Gakuen Heave: So full of Boys' Love cliches, Gorn, Squick, and Nausea Fuel that this is what the viewer is going to do after one episode. Created entirely for the shock value.
edited 26th Aug '10 1:24:52 PM by SirPsychoSexy
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Pat. St. of Archive Binge
Black Hack: Computer hacker goes Beyond The Impossible with the help of a cute android girl he made himself.
What A Wonderful World?: A series of seemingly unrelated events about the everyday, if strange lives of normal people show that what people really want is to better the world. Maybe.
Tokurano: A rag tag bunch of kids discover a pile of magical chairs which transform them into the Zearth Rangers. Combining Mecha, Monster of the Week, and sociopathy ensues.
The Pandering Son: What happens when Takako Shimura needs to pay the bills.
Soul Hater: Artsy Shounen action series about a girl with a distaste for soul music and her magical talking guitar.
edited 26th Aug '10 2:55:26 PM by Miijhal
Face me now, Bitch!
Garuto: a World everyone, their animals, and their grand parents are the most badass Ninja to ever, and the main character is GAR-ist being in existence, With the most badass Kitsune ever living inside.
edited 26th Aug '10 3:04:10 PM by Demongodofchaos2
Watch Symphogear
Pat. St. of Archive Binge
Didn't they already make that?
In honor of my 50lb pup
Eroman: Think Betterman with less clothes.
Bone Piece: A group of misfits find a piece of bone and it sends them on an adventure.
The Freaker: If you mess with this guy, he WILL freak you out. Somehow.
1/2 Price: About a person who will go anywhere and do anything to get the best price.
Letterman: You thought delivering letters to people was one of the safest jobs in the world. YOU WERE WRONG.
edited 26th Aug '10 5:28:04 PM by Belian
Yu hav nat sein bod speeling unntil know. (cacke four undersandig tis)the cake is a lie!
The Sensui Fan
GaoGaiGal: Kogal becomes Hot-Blooded Magical Girl who has a kickass mecha. Going Beyond the Impossible is routine.
edited 27th Aug '10 1:04:33 PM by SirPsychoSexy
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Sailor Mook - The exciting lives of low rank seafarers dodging their inevitable fate as Red Shirts.
edited 24th Aug '10 6:28:36 PM by nightwyrm_zero