Kill or kill, you know?
Bump
What do you mean by “the end of the world?”
I think I might go with... *squints eyes* Jellyfish.
edited 18th Feb '18 10:17:43 PM by Joker45654
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
So, what method of execution would you prefer?
The squirrels...of course it was the squirrels.
Space Molly Weasley
What's making that teenage girl dance?
Okay okay, it was me.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Kill or kill, you know?
Did you stick a pole up a tree?
Wait... Very not definately.
Maybe.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Did you eat the dog again?!
And thus, the world returns to perfect harmony.
Blitzy....
Hey, Logan Paul was just sent into the sun. Thoughts?
It involved a lot of glue.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Kill or kill, you know?
Why am I stuck to the ceiling?
Noodle Incident. Just that.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Why are you burying dull wheeled cutters, rolling pins on tablets or presses, fine flour, cooking oil, and an egg?
I thought I already told you, these fifty crates of dirt are too heavy to be just dirt. If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Tell me something happy
Okay, WHY are we breaking into the StrexCorp warehouse again?
I guess it COULD be counter-productive, but I feel great!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
Why would you drink a potion containing laundry detergent?! We've gotta get you to a hospital!
Because I'm the director! You can't tell me what to do!
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Kill or kill, you know?
Why can’t you be nicer?
It is raining right now, why do you ask?
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Space Molly Weasley
So... how's the weather?
Gotta give credit where credit is due.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"^^ Before I go rescue those people having a Drinking Contest in the runaway hot air balloon, I need to know... It's not raining where you are, is it?
^ WHY would you participate in Instant Humiliation: Just Add YouTube!?
And don't forget the garlic this time!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
We’re not going vampire hunting again, are we?
On the plus side, you’re great at emergency landings!
Worry
Why did you think dong that would give me my spaceship license?
Hey I'm better then them! I only look at nude anime girls online.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
my current job
And how, pray tell, do you plan to become an astral navigator when you spend most of your time wanking like your high school classmates?!
Absolutely. Just sign these papers, please.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Can I have the house now?
Ooooh spoopy!
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Tell me something happy
I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! I HAVE COME TO REND THE FLESH OFF THE BONES OF THE INNOCENT, STARTING WITH YOU YOURSELF! WHAT SAY YOU TO THIS, MERE MORTAL?
All I know is if it doesn't stop, I'm turning this car around!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Lord have mercy on my soul, how is That Poor Cat still alive and howling?
Get out of my way and Don't Ask. You Do Not Want To Know.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
He'll take the case!
Excuse me, why are you carrying a large human-sized bundle of cloth?
Congratulations, you idiot. Now I have to shoot you.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.Umm, a zombie just chewed my nose off. What do I do now?
Duh, of course I'm gonna be mad! What kind of stupid question is that?
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Kill or kill, you know?
Are you going to be mad for what I just did?
A spider, a banana and.... What am I forgetting.... Oh, right, a glue stick.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
The Hope, The Hero
So, what do you need for this plan of yours again?
I swear, man, you'd think that I would be able to kill him, but obviously, that's not the case.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...You hit that cockroach with a flyswatter a million times, how is he still alive?!
Just to clarify, when I said "pussy," I was referring to the literal cat. Now Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter.
edited 22nd Feb '18 10:54:33 AM by Miss_Desperado
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
WHAT! ARE YOU DOING! IN MY SWAMP?!
I'm joking, of course. Goodbye.
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