Weird dreams

Last night: I dreamed I was at my local Target (which now looked wildly different from how it looks in reality) and went to the electronics area. There I found what appeared to be Mini-amiibo! They were between one and two inches tall, lacked a base, and felt fuzzy. They were also only something like 2 or 3 dollars, and most of them were either Ness or Lucas. (I did see Greninja, Marth, Lucario, Duck Hunt, and ROB.) I was about to buy a few when a thunderstorm with very loud thunder suddenly blew in and everyone began running back home. The rest of the dream was the usual weirdness, but don't remember much about what happened.

I don't remember much, but at one point in my dream, I was running back in forth between rooms. One thing I remember seeing in one of the rooms was someone watching what looked like The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey on a small, standard-sized television.

Another room I was in was a long, thin room whose structure resembled that of Olympus Coliseum. I was fighting Heartless with a small, foam sword that occasionally changed from that to the Goddess Sword for some reason. I can't remember if if I was fighting alone, but I presumably wasn't; I assume Hercules was helping me kill the Heartless. It was at least me who killed them in a slightly graphic, but not bloody, manner, however.

edited 1st Jun '15 6:04:17 AM by DarkElfPrincess

Basically my school turned into a Splatoon game, and I was kicking my schoolmates butts by hiding in the ink.

I played too much Splatoon.

I know the dream i had was really weird, but all I remember was that it had something to do with black holes and homestuck characters. it reminded me of cascade.

I once had a dream that I was living in a huge mansion. It had a very convoluted floor plan, so it was shaped like a weird maze. Lots of hidden and interconnected rooms. For some reason, every night I would wander around the house (because hey, it was an interesting place to explore), and sometimes I would have to go around chasing my dog or some other animal.

Until I found myself in a bathroom area, where I would wake up the next morning; one morning a party was thrown for no reason, and much to my embarrassment, a household servant found me wet and naked, and I asked if I was in a lot of trouble, to which they replied "yeah".

My favorite weird dream happened a long time ago.

I was in a mall and I saw They Might Be Giants at a kiosk somewhere in the middle of the mall. I wanted John Linnell to sign my cell phone (for whatever reason) and he dropped it and broke it.

I don't remember what happened immediately afterward, but later in the dream, I was walking through the mall when I heard a payphone ring (because my phone was broken, I guess?). My dad had called the payphone and said that he was mad at my sister (I don't even have a sister in real life) for doing... something... I don't remember, and he told me to fill her prosthetic ear with krazy glue as punishment.

O_o

...Yeah, I still have no clue what that was all about.

You know what the worst kind of dreams are? The ones where your privacy has been intruded upon, and your worst embarrassing secrets are exposed to everyone you know.

I've had Splatoon for less than one day, and I'm already dreaming about it. That's a bad sign.

Besides that, there was this bit where I was playing a four-player digital card game that worked as a Massive Multiplayer Crossover that tied several different companies together (I think there was some kind of Gundam and maybe a Final Fantasy deck or two). From what I could glean of the rules, you chose an action from a list of up to four, and your reaction would determine how many life points you lose. If you ran out of life points, you discarded that card, and once you were out of cards you were eliminated. Whoever was the last man standing won the game.

For some reason there were two Animal Crossing decks, one general and one New Leaf in particular. I ended up picking the latter because it had Isabelle as the "mascot" for the deck (I'm... kind of petty like that sometimes). All I can remember from gameplay is losing one of my cards to a missile strike attack from someone else and having the reaction choice "Since there are no dinosaurs around, I feel happy and safe" almost ruled invalid by the "judges" because there was a T. Rex card in play at the moment. IIRC they let it slide because a T. Rex isn't a real dinosaur (???).

Eventually I passed out while playing this weird thing, only to be awoken by someone calling my name. Playing this card game had somehow caused a fire in the building(!) and it wasn't safe to stay outside anymore. I left to a small garage-like area outside. The cast of The Magic School Bus was hanging out here, with Carlos making bad puns as usual, and there were some kids trying to fix a car by patching the wheels with Bubble Tape while smearing bubble gum all over the windshield (I distinctly remember calling it a windscreen despite having lived in America my whole life). At some point I remembered I left some things indoors and ran back in to get them despite the alleged fire. I was allowed to do this, but was told to "watch out for Officer Jenny"... who never showed up. In fact, the interior of the room had completely changed between my leaving and re-entering, resembling a normal suburban living room almost. There were no signs of a fire either, but despite that everything still smelled like smoke.

After I got my things together and left, it went back to Splatoon, although in a fantasy castle world that resembled a castle stage from the PSX Spyro games more than the largely urban environments you see in-game.

edited 1st Jun '15 11:20:11 PM by Midna

Roommate woke me up last night saying " Wanna hear something dumb I did?"

in her dream she apparently was trying to save an abused puppy, got kidnapped, and snarked so much at the bad guys they stabbed her.

Last night, I dreamt that I was riding a rollercoaster. It was climbing up to the highest peak when my phone rang. I tried to call, but I dropped it as soon as the coaster did! The next moment, there was a family reunion in my house, but I didn't recognize the guys there. I was really worried about my phone, then suddenly, Princess Luna told me that it was just a dream and my phone was okay!

I dreamt that me and my friend time traveled to a few years in the future. We could only be there for a certain amount of time, at which point we had to go back to the present.

I dreamed that Septimus Heap'' was visiting my house, and he even accompained me in a daily walk I have everyday. As we were walking near a school in the afternoon, we saw several bears of different colors (black, brown, polar) sleeping in a baseball field near the school and he said "they're nothing like the bears I saw in a zoo". He then watched in the horizon, there were some very high buildings of weird shapes and there were some spaceships flying around them. The night of that day, he was invited to sleep in a room and I went to mine to rest. Not too long afterwards, my mother opened the entrance door since she was having some urgent visitors. After a brief talk, the visitors went away and my mother closed the door, going back to her room along with my dad. As I prepared to sleep again, the air conditioner was malfunctioning, so I tried to turn it off, but the remote controller ran out of battery life. I had to unplug the whole thing.

I woke up at 3:30 am and saw the conditioner to see if it was working. Yes, it was, and not too long afterwards I heard someone entering the house, but it was just my uncle returning from his nocturne job.

By the way, since I don't know how Septimus looks like, he was portrayed in the dream with that black cloack from the image he has in his page.

I dreamed I was playing a first-person horror game similar to P.T., with a house and a female ghost, except that I had a katana which I had to stab her with when she came at me. I went outside and she attacked me and I stabbed her, then cut her up into about 8 pieces. Then I got on a nearby boat on a river and she came up again, this time with her legs and torso separated from each other, and I defeated her again.

For some weird reason, despite having already graduated high school about a year ago, not so long ago I had a dream about it. I couldn't recall the details though.

The other night I dreamt that I got a message on my flip phone that Retsupurae was breaking up.

edited 5th Jun '15 7:51:23 PM by lewattoo

Last night: It started with me watching Mulan on TV while I was cleaning up a room. Unsurprisingly, the movie was playing through a bit differently that it really did (there were survivors in the devastated village, for example), and the room I was in was a lot bigger than it usually was.

After a while, my mom brought hamburgers and chips to me for lunch. Apparently, she was supposed to have brought chicken wings, too, but they weren't there. I asked her where they were. "Oh, I gave them to Gruntilda. Hopefully they aren't all gone by now." I looked out the window to see Gruntilda eating my chicken wings outside and proceeded to run out the door as fast as I could, but it was too late. All the wings were gone. I was so mad that I grabbed a nearby bottle of mustard and squirted it at her. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. She chased me to the front my house threatening to turn me into a bug. She caught me and asked me what kind of bug I wanted to be. I managed to smooth-talk her into turning me into a Ditto instead, though. When she did though, she abruptly transformed into a picture of an anime version of myself while a strange music jingle played. Then I woke up.

I had a dream last night / this morning about tornadoes - I was, for some reason, in my family's old home/my childhood home in Arizona, except that it was here in Pennsylvania, I think (there was a lot more green in my dream than in my childhood home) and my fiancee' and I were watching a couple of columns of clouds "vortexes" which were threatening to become tornadoes. I went to one of the bathrooms because I'd read somewhere that it's good to be around plumbing in a storm??? It made sense in my dream... and there I was in the "yellow bathroom" (this is how I know it was my childhood home) hunkered down while my guy was doing something else to try to stop the storm or something... and one of the tornadoes hit, blew a lot of debris around and didn't do very much damage at all. I was concerned with making a plan with my s.o. to warn people of the coming tornadoes.

I don't know if dreams have any kind of prophetic power, but I hope not, at least in this case. I took one of those stupid "divine your future" Internet games that was on Huff Po today - (Choose a door and it reveals your future, "eerily accurate" ) and I wound up choosing the door that signified that I was "About to go into battle."

I feel like life is a battle every day... I don't want more! I don't want to have to survive more weird shit!

At one point in my dream, I decided to watch Dragon Ball Z Abridged (which I've never really watched, yet for some reason dreamed about it), but right afterwards, I was in a weird dimension, pitted against a long, thin dragon that looked like it was from the original source material. I was like, "Uh oh."

Another point, I seemed to be under a giant roof with no walls to support it, exposing the outside. I was standing on a giant, metallic pipe and began to dance in one place, which somehow caused the entire scene to freeze and suddenly move by itself, even when I wasn't leaving my spot. With the pipe staying below me while I danced, "Arabian Nights" was playing in the background.

Today...

Something happened, and now a select few people are able to travel back in time, almost all kids. However, this isn't by choice, and each time there is a mission given that we have to perform before we can return to the future by suicide. If you ended up getting killed before the mission is accomplished, then you return to the future immediately and someone else take your spot.

But this time, it is different. I was send back to 1937 Germany, but I do not have a mission. Somehow, I was picked up by an old lady with an evil intent, along with 2 other lost local children. A girl hatched an escape plan involving running away from the lady when she opened the door. So we did just that, and ran to a large gang of people. "Who are we?" someone shouted. "The good gang!" someone else replied. "Tree Rock!" I continued. Then the good gang Tree Rock all ran to a community building, but before we get there, a biker gang come around with the intent to catch us to be sold.

Suddenly, two adults appeared, one in full Nazi dress uniform the other in IJA dress, and chase the bikers away. They led us inside the building, which is almost empty save for some janitors. We took an empty room and unfold the chairs and table. "Alright, any one want to explore the outside?" It was now dark. A team of ten people or so, including me, volunteered to scout the outside. At this point I noticed it is not just me who was sent back. Someone I knew was there, too. I didn't immediately reach out. The team hid around the hedges outside for reasons. There were posters outside, in German, for kindergartens. Pure blood kindergartens. We ran back into the building. As we return, I thought about how we were able to time travel. Maybe NASA sent us here for reasons, and I come up with this explanation just because. At an end of a corridor is a model of a wormhole.

"Do you want to talk to the officers?" the friend tapped my shoulder. I nodded in reply.

The officers were in an office decorated in Japanese style. The Nazi officer rest on a tatami. "Sir, we have a favor to ask," I started. "Get the gang and as many Jews as you can out of Europe. To America, preferably. Soon, Germany will have control over the entirety of Europe except Great Britain. And we know this because we come from the future."

The officer nodded. "I will try. I trust you all since you are saying some top secret information that shouldn't be known by the public. Someone before you have already told me all of this. And Eurovision," he held up a book. "I am sure reading a physical book like this is weird in 2001 or 2009."

The IJA said nothing.

We went back to the room. Now, all the chairs have been set up. A portion of the gang is now outside, sharing food with another gang. Occasionally, someone would shout "we are the good gang Tree Rock!".

"Anyone who comes from the future, we will held a meeting to discuss how we will going to return back to the future. Log Horizon style," I shouted, then started to list names. Embarrassingly I did not remember my best friend's name and called her "Prussia". "Come to the big table."

Not everyone show up.

"That means EVERYONE."

This is the point when I woke up.

Last night: I dreamed that I was watching/playing part in some weird sort of buddy comedy movie or something. It started out with me and some kid I didn't recognize taking a walk down to a creek to sail some boats we had just made...and then things just got weird. After a short moment, the kid and I suddenly transformed into Skipper and King Julian respectively. (He acted in character, I did not.) We walked by an elementary school, and for some reason, Skipper decided to run in there. I stayed outside and began pacing around when I suddenly found some guys turning on all the water faucets they could find. I tried to stop them, but it was too late. They somehow managed to cause a huge flood that washed everyone away. Then the scene cut to Rayquaza walking around in the floods and rain holding a small boat and saying something like: "This is a good place for Groudon, Kyogre, and I to sail some boats!" Then that part of the dream ended.

Huh??

The only other thing I remember happening after that was a bit where I was a very tired Hawlucha. I staggered into a Pokemon Center and was given a bag full of sliced ham after being healed up.

I dreamt that it was Halloween and I was going to try to steal a few old recipe books from an abandoned restaurant that appeared to be fairy tale-themed. I was trying to find a way to distract an androgynous clerk with an afro who was about 21 who sold Halloween candy. The androgynous clerk looked like a cartoon character.

I dreamed that my dad was trying to install a drive-thru window at our antiques shop, and meanwhile some people came to take me back in time to colonial times, specifically right around the Revolutionary War, and I was trying to find the right clothes for this.

I ended up kinda time-traveling all around with those people and my dad installed not only the window but a computer area near it (think like a computer class room at a school).

And then one of our dealers was trying to get rid of hornets (which were swarming around the new drive-thru) with a saxophone.

edited 11th Jun '15 10:32:49 AM by Ozbourne

Last night I dreamed that Zant and Ghirahim were facing me in the backyard of what was my elementary school when I was a kid. The announcement of Hyrule Warriors for 3DS might have induced that.

I had a dream about an open-world Luigi's Mansion game. I guess it wasn't much of a 'Mansion'. :P In the dream you could vacuum Boos of different colors, including rare pink Boos with 1 HP that gave treasure. Mario, Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina were also playable characters... but they'd been brainwashed at first!

I also dreamt that there was a Zelda Luigi's Mansion style game; you could play as a lot of Links and Zeldas. It had online multiplayer too and there was a mentor system where experienced players could help new ones. During the day you battled regular monsters and powered up your equipment, because at night the ghosts came! There was stuff from older games too. I distinctly remember helping Malon and Epona get free from Ingo.

Sadly I woke up soon after and was very sad that it wasn't real.

Last night I dreamed that Emily Ratajkowski was paying a visit to my city, and I was looking for her to receive an autograph. It was 5-6 pm, and the city looked fairly rusted and empty, probably because much of the population went to see her somewhere. I was unable to figure out where exactly they were, and while I was on a moving bus I saw a warehouse with some people coming in and out. I thought that was the place, but then the dream ended abruptly and I woke up.