Granted! you get a litter of lion cubs! (there technically cats.) while there small and cute now well. . . lets just say your pet food bill in gonna skyrocket in a few years.
I wish to become a cat (while still retaining my brilliant human mind.)
edited 21st Jul '17 8:41:27 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Granted, you're now a Cat Girl.
I wish I can bring back Chester Bennington to life.
I wish all deceased singers would receive a Vocaloid version of themselvesnote .
A little bit off topic here, rest in peace Chester.
edited 21st Jul '17 9:13:37 AM by Mhazard
AKA Nixer
Granted. They are now after you.
I wish for love.
edited 21st Jul '17 9:11:29 AM by Enirboreh
bork
You get LOVE . note
I wish I can spread my LOVE .
edited 21st Jul '17 9:15:09 AM by Mhazard
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You can, and everyone knows it. So they all run. The only things that you can unleash that LOVE on are kittens and puppies. What the Hell, Player? You Monster!
I wish for someone to deliver a hot, fresh, delicious cup of coffee to me.
Part-Time Omen of Death
They do, and then they spill it in your lap. Looks like it was really hot, too.
I wish I had the latest state-of-the art phone at no cost to me and with no additional cost on my cell phone plan.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Granted, but said phone already becomes vastly outdated in just a year or two.
I wish I could eat junk food without any negative health effects.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Granted! It now tastes like broccoli and brussel sprouts to you.
I wish for a Game of Thrones anime.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
There is no Planet B
It's now a thing! And the pilot was a success and smashing hit. George R. R. Martin is the only writer the anime has. And he does not have the time to write the scripts. He tries to finish the books, you know.
I wish I won big money in lottery to invest (wisely).
You win big money. You invest big money, and you invest it well, in both stocks and real estate. Then we all see a stock market crash reminiscent of the The Great Depression, and a housing bubble burst like the one in 2008. Back to paycheck-to-paycheck for you!
I wish for $50.
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Granted. It's just enough for a gumball.
I wish I knew all the best spots to visit, all over the world.
edited 22nd Jul '17 6:24:09 AM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Part-Time Omen of Death
You know them all! Too bad you never get to actually visit them.
I wish to always look young and beautiful oh this ought to be good!
Stupid doomed timeline...
You look young and beautiful for the rest of your life...which only lasts about 3 days, because of a particularly quick acting strain of Victorian Novel Disease. You look gorgeous at your funeral, though!
I wish to go horseback riding.
Is not actually from Lyniezia
Unfortunately whilst in the middle of riding the horse dies a sudden and mysterious death. Whilst you're in the middle of nowhere. By yourself.
I wish for an additional series of Doctor Who before Christmas.
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Granted. It's a rush job and it shows. The crap quality drives legions of fans away and the network is so embarrassed that the show is cancelled within weeks and all the video is pulled.
I wish I could catch up from the beginning with all these great series (tv and webcomic) in one night of Archive Binge.
Billion Dollar Babies
You do, but age at 9,000 times normal speed during that one night.
I wish my avatar gained sentience.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Interfector
Granted, it only wants to Kill All Humans.
I wish for some coffee.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Granted, but it's weak and tastes like eight week old hippie.
I wish Pay-To-Win games never existed.
At the heart of the world...
Granted. Instead of paying to win, modern games now function like arcades, where you have to pay each time you want to play.
I wish I had a house in the mountains.
Granted. But it's located way up at the tallest heights of the Himalayan Mountains, near Mount Everest. In other terms, your house is literally unlivable.
I wish the person below me is turned into a hideous creature.
Granted, i turn into your MOTHER IN-LAW!
I wish i could summon cheese storms.
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On the plus side: No more hunger.
edited 23rd Jul '17 4:43:07 PM by Jaxfirebus
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Everything you do triggers a new cheese storm with the power of a hurricane, and society collapses.
I wish wishes didn't work.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
64th Successor
Granted. Welcome to this thread.
I wish for everlasting happiness.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Granted, but you suffer from Age Without Youth, enjoy feeling happy while your body can't handle it.
I wish I can own Stechkin in real life.
You have one and it is very nice. So nice, in fact, that you spend too much time in it to focus on your work, and you get fired.
I wish to foster a litter of kittens.
Stupid doomed timeline...