Oh, Crap! Are you okay?! What is going on? Did you mean to come here? Probably not, since none of us ordered a girl, and there's no reason for you to be in a super average suburban home...we need to figure out what's going on.
But! First you need clothes! I hope you wear something approximating a women's 6 to about 12...here, let me grab you some loose, elastic stuff, that will give us the best shot of fitting. What's your name, anyway? Where are you from? Do you even know? Do you need some food? I can scramble some eggs and fry up some potatoes, how does that sound?
[dials partner on cell phone] Hi, we got a strange delivery. It's a Girl In A Box. Yeah, really. I'm trying to figure out her story, do you know anything about this? Hmm. Didn't think so. Well, I'm doing what I can to make her comfortable and hopefully get her on her way without getting the police involved. What time will you be home? I need to go to Target and get her some clothes that fit. Love you, bye.
You get Maru
, in a box, of course, because Maru loooooves boxes.
plant
- gasp* Aww, how cute.
TNP gets a dick in a box
edited 17th Oct '17 6:30:08 AM by n3rd_d4sh
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
hey
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApuke
TNP receives a box in a box.
hey
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
I am dissapoint.
TNP gets a donut in a box.
edited 18th Oct '17 4:15:12 AM by NASCARLOVER427
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
Ooh, donut! *noms*
TNP receives a box in a box in a box in a box ect
edited 18th Oct '17 4:16:59 AM by Zanreo
"Leftover items still have value!"
I mail the box of boxes to my brother across the country, because he has cats and cats love boxes.
You receive a box of brownies with a Colorado return address.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
This is a reference to something that I haven't seen, I just know it... but hey, if people are gonna send me brownies, I'm fine with it!
TNP gets a flea inside a box inside another box.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
hey
I open the first box, and I assume someone returned that box within a box I sent to them, so I don't open the second one.
TNP gets a very sad flea in a box.
hey
Tell me something happy
I offer the flea some living space on the chipmunk that's been eating my tomatoes.
TNP gets Living In A Box in a box.
edited 18th Oct '17 8:23:52 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Hey! I'm pretty sure this used to be on one of my mom's records! Cool! [rips song to computer for nostalgia value]
TNP gets a box full of chicks. Because yes, it really is possible to order baby chickens and have them mailed to you.
AAAAAA SO TINY! I LOVE THEM!!
TNP gets a pupper in a box. Don't worry, it had holes, it can breathe.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
Awwwww! Pupper! -asks parents if we can keep it-
TNP gets me in a box. This box had holes too. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
my current job
Grrr, can't get it open. I'll get the razor.
You get my brother, who drank the whiskey till he wound up in there.
Tell me something happy
How'd you fit her in there?
TNP gets a box with air holes.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
I take the box outside and open it. If I don't like whatever's in it I'll set it loose.
TNP receives a Goomba in a box with air holes.
The League of Heroes
How sweet it is
Why hello there. Want to chill for a while?
TNP gets a cosplay outfit of their choice in a box.
edited 20th Oct '17 9:46:04 PM by Berrenta
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope Report
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Nice! A free cosplay? Now I'll have more money and time before the con! :D
TNP gets TV Tropes in a box
"Leftover items still have value!"
All the tropes? All the works? All the tropers? OMG I hope there are air holes. How could I have missed the really cool big truck that delivered this? Or maybe it was a Giant Mecha, since TV Tropes has those...damn. Kinda bummed about missing the delivery. Anyway.
[grabs box cutter]
[knocks on side of box] HELLOOO! It's just me, Raspy Mink! I'm cutting this box open, please stay away from the walls!
[cuts person-sized door] Please exit the box slowly, and watch out for smaller characters! Help the Youngsters and the Miniature Senior Citizens and the cute critters get out safely!
You get a Giant Mecha in a GIANT BOX.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
What am I gonna do with this thing?
...I sell it. Knowing me, I'll probably end up selling it to some Obviously Evil guy. :P
TNP gets a free copy of The Last Jedi in a box.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Worry
(Goes into his room and lock the door so he can watch it alone).
TNP receives a life size statue of their favorite character in a box.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
It would be a Popplio,my Popplio, a female named Poppy. I would turn my backyard into an aquatic shrine, with my Poppy statue as its centerpiece. And then I'd get yelled at for spending our entire household budget on something so Awesome, but Impractical. Worth It
TNP receives their avatar in a box.
Fly Air Madeline
Now a smol hat girl and a burly Mafia dude live in my house. I don't know how I feel about this.
TNP receives all of the money they've made in their lifetime in a box.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
What would happen when the next poster receive (insert thing here) in a box?
Let me start first.
TNP receives a Girl In A Box.