Hunger Games Simulator

Welp. If this is gonna go how I think it's gonna go... then this is the part where Kazuichi utterly snaps.

Kazuichi: N-no! DK! Don't... don't leave me!

Wow, Voldy.... you got beaten by two clownfish? No wonder he keeps failing at killing Harry.

And.... Chester, why did you decided to go to that orgy?

Close one for Konami there... well, she already has some bullet hell experience from her shmup games years ago so she probably managed to dodge most of it

edited 16th Jan '18 12:47:12 AM by Zanreo

I bet the clownfish duo somehow stole Voldy's wand and Crucio'd his legs, because they're just doing what they do best.

Also, beware of those paper bullets! You might die from a thousand paper cuts!

This kind of gives me an idea. Maybe someday, I (or somebody) could work on a journal of each season on each character's POV. But.... with all the Archive Panic, it's going to take FOREVER.

Voldemort, plz.

I want to see Season 74 be made into a novel since it coincides with the canonical 74th Hunger Games. Personally, I want President Stalkeyes to write it, since he was the host of that season. Man, I miss his snarky sense of humor.

edited 16th Jan '18 3:22:55 AM by TroperNo9001

I think just posting the characters’ thoughts and reactions during an ongoing game (like I’ve taken to doing with Kazuichi right now) should be enough, and even then, it’d be optional.

Just to let you now, I don't think I have enough time to make an update before I leave for college, so next update won't be until the afternoon.

RIP Raymond Collins Martin

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - In The Final (Narukami12 Remix)

I realized that this is the same remix as the last song I picked, but at least it both shows the one who remixed it (unlike the previous video) and the extension is twice as long.

NIGHT THREE◊

• A Pokemon somehow helps co-found a company.
• Sephiroth becomes scared of the Blood God.
• Well, at least this trippy orgy is more successful and less disturbing than the last one.
• Voldemort takes shelter in some dark magic woods.
• George Burns is going to live up to his last name thanks to the newest gift from a sponsor.
• A printer somehow saves someone from drowning.
• George R. R. Martin continues to kill off characters.
• Destroyah is now scared of Mechagodzilla.
• Souda defeats Marlin and Nemo in a fight, hurting from the loss of his lover.
• Goenitz is James Norrington, Shrek is Jack Sparrow, and Tsurubami is Will Turner!
• A running nose becomes a ninja along with the other tributes.

DAY FOUR◊

• Sephiroth has a team building activity with a running nose and a printer.
• A game of ice hockey is held.
• The two kaiju get into an argument over pizza.
• A seagull bear-ly makes it.
• The Blood God wins a farting contest.
• Xixo cooks a fellow tribute with a volcano.
• Marlin and Nemo forgive Souda by teaching him their ways.
• George R. R. Martin is prototyped into Sburb.
• The nurse is now nursing her dinner.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

Heh, looks like it isn't OGRE for Krobus yet!

And you did so goddamn well in previous seasons, Voldemort... why have you suffered such a staggering case of Badass Decay?

I never knew Marlin and Nemo are into hip hop! They should someday listen to Fort Minor!

That was the Whomping Willow he decided to take shelter under.

edited 16th Jan '18 3:05:27 PM by TroperNo9001

For shame, Yotsuyu. For. Shame.

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - In The Final (Orchestral Remix)

NIGHT FOUR◊

• Souda receives some new boxer shorts.
• A running nose cuts off someone's hand.
• Chester has a killer time as a comedian.
• Considering who's doing the slapping, Xixo is probably badly injured.
• A love triangle turns deadly.
• Nurse Worse wins a game of Wipeout.
• As if Khorne actually needs that.
• Shrek is stunned at the porn mag of a country.
• Krobus has a rock-solid victory.
• Marlin and Nemo walk in on a tribute making love with a body pillow of George R. R. Martin.

DAY FIVE◊

• Oddjob put his trust in the wrong tribute.
• Souda is so distraught over the death of his lover that he forgets something important.
• A printer gives someone a haircut.
• A running nose enters a pie-eating contest.
• The two kaiju continue their rivalry.
• George R. R. Martin has Sephiroth join in on his quest to kill off characters.
• Don't go to Xixo for tattoos.
• A seagull somehow has an arm-wrestling contest.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

Considering how Khorne is the Blood God, Ravana probably tempered him. Maybe.

At first, I thought Marlin covered Nemo's eyes from that make-out scene, but then they both ended up pleasuring themselves so much that they grew hairy. Fish Dad is Worst Dad.

I guess Marlin had already told Nemo about The Talk. I mean.... that would be the second time eye-covering is in for the boy since Exploring the Reef.

And why did you slept with Snow, Chester? Talinda is not going to be happy about Your Cheating Heart.

edited 16th Jan '18 3:44:32 PM by dave_the_assassin

Afternoon, folks. I'm from 4chan's /trash/ board, where we run a series of Hunger Games simulations ourselves. We've been doing so for the last 3 years or so, and they're jolly entertaining. As an emissary of the hosting guild I would like to invite you all to join in. We're always on the lookout for new codes (your one is sublime btw), new hosts, and new tributes. There's also a wide variety of tools to make the hosting experience faster and easier, developed in our guild. What have you got to lose? Just look for the HG threads. We'll see you there.

Oh, god dammit.

Fucking hell, Kazuichi...

Hm. I have to wonder if he really did "forget" to attach the parachute... because given how distraught he seemed to be about Donkey Kong dying... well...

Gah. Poor Kazuichi. Do I really need to expand upon his Tear Jerker entry?

And there's the murder-happy Krobus we've come to know and love!

There, expanded upon Kazuichi's entry on the Tear Jerker page. Honestly, I think he's gotta be one of the biggest woobies of the HGS at this point. I didn't intend for his picture changes from season to season depicting him as more morally unhinged than before to be symbolic of anything, but at this point they honestly might as well be.

Sigh. And to think that in one of his earliest seasons, Kazuichi was just goofing around and having casual affairs with trolls like nobody's business...