Throw something at the next poster!

(crushed).

(Throws a Jumpscare at TNP).

(Gets a heart attack)

(throws a Poke Doll at TNP)

"Hey, I remember these. You'd use them to.... Where'd you go?"

-Throws Jarate at TNP-

(weeks after it hits me, both of us find ourselves in a courtroom, me as a plaintiff, and Savaget as a defendent)

...and that, Your Honour, is when he threw that bottle of human urine at my person. I hereby rest my case.

I throw a cheesy Christmas song at TNP.

-listens to it anyway-

-throws a poodle at TNP-

(catches it) Your name is now Wargnash. Together, we shall dominate the dog show scene.

-(throws a plastic Christmas tree at TNP)-

edited 10th Dec '16 11:42:42 AM by TheGreatUnknown

Random looks at it, as he recalls the afternoon shift he's been going through.

Random assumes the fetal position.

I throw a female clone of myself at TNP.

I make out with her.

I throw Cthulhu at TNP.

I Go Mad from the Revelation

I throw Action52 at the next poster.

I catch the games in my mouth, swallowing them.

...I may have to go to the emergency room now.

I throw the doctor's bill at the next poster.

What? Do you expect me to pay for this? Fuck no.

-Burns it-

-Throws Jarate at TNP-

Eww there's urine all over me now!

Throws Lord English at TNP.

(Dies horribly while screaming like a little girl).

(Throws a lightsaber at TNP).

-sliced-

-throws a Bedsheet Ghost at TNP-

It's far too incompetent to be much of a threat, so I dodge its attacks.

I throw the Statue of Liberty at TNP.

The fu- *crushed, along with most of surrounding area*

.*groan* I... I throw my crushed remains at the next troper.

edited 18th Feb '17 1:13:44 PM by Wixelt

(calls Kevin)

(throws cat food at TNP)

Eh, it'll wash off.

Throws one ton of fecal matter at TNP.

Gross. I'm taking a very long shower, and after that, I'll kill you.

I throw a crappy game at TNP.

Feels like I'm going to become another AVGN.

(Throws pocket watch at the next poster)

edited 19th Feb '17 5:14:46 PM by Mhazard

Thanks for the pocket watch!

Throws Freddy Krueger at TNP.

I trick him into opening the Lament Configuration.

I throw a R3000 / T08A2

(gets crushed by it and turned into mincemeat)

(Throws Homuhomu action figure at TNA.)

*dodges it*

*throws an Ullapool Caber at TNP*

I'll be bruised, but otherwise fine, because that weapon is garbage-tier.

I throw an Orb of Discord at TNP.