First thing's first, this universe is pretty important.
We done here?
Alright, time to cause a few Sugar Apocalypses!
Random proceeds to hijack several narratives of children shows.
BWUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU~
TNP wakes up to find an army of droids descending on their house! No reason why, obviously.
RANDOM! WHY? WHYYYYYYY?????
TNP loses their ability to speak, probably from screaming "why" too much.
my current job
...So I learn coding, befriend someone who will eventually die of MS, and found a website... that's already been founded and that I'm reading right now... I have so many questions.
TNP is given the chance to audition (but no guarantee of casting) for a show they like.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
Heck yeah! I don't think I'd be good at acting, but an opportunity like this is too good to pass up!
TNP is commissioned to draw fanart of something.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
Turns out, i am really bad at drawing fanart! I would love to do a Trove commission, but i really suck at art!
TNP is randomly teleported to Neon City in the MMORPG Trove, with the Pendulum's Swing as it's only weapon, and nothing else aside from the starting point of 5,000 credits.
Jester of the Birbal Court
Be an adventurer as normal.
TNP finds out they’re a clone
The Prodigal Son returns.
I'm so dead, I'm so dead!
TNP is married to Eri Kitamura.
I deliberately brag about it and everybody on TV Tropes explodes from sheer jealousy because everyone seems to like her.
TNP wakes up as a Super Tactical Droid
I sing "Be Prepared" along with him.
TNP now has boobs (if they don't already), with the catch being that they're also Chain Chomps.
The League of Heroes
someone
Uhh... I go to the doctor to get these things surgically removed.
TNP is forced to attend Clown College.
edited 20th Oct '17 9:32:57 PM by iflewaway
something
YAAAAASS!! You guys, you don't understand. That's something I've always wanted to do! I could learn to juggle! I could learn to do good clown makeup! I could learn to fall safely! Now, let's just hope I don't wash out due to a unicycling accident...
TNP attempts to go on a nice, normal vacation, and meets a guild of adventurers looking for party members.
Worry
I tell them no thanks but wish them a happy adventure.
TNP is forced to watch a 24 hour marathon of the scariest films in history.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Billion Dollar Babies
I'd be alright with this if I wasn't being forced to do it. But, I can't really do anything until the cops come, so I may as well have fun.
TNP finds a book that accurately tells their entire life story. Then they start reading about tomorrow…
edited 21st Oct '17 8:48:42 AM by TotallyNotAnAlien
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Well, time to edit the story a little.
If my theory works, I am going to go a little overboard.
If not, read to the end. No regrets.
TNP gets a time machine!
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
I wanna go back to the Renaissance! So much cool art stuff... ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
TNP learns that a character in a movie was inspired by them.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
I promptly cuddle Remilia and boast how lucky I am.
And then I got killed by a Christmas tree, for whatever reason.
TNP is married to Eri Kitamura, but it turns out she can't speak in English and you can't speak in Japanese.
Wacky hijinks ensue while navigating the Japanese divorce system!
TNP suddenly finds themself at the protest for an issue they know nothing about.
edited 23rd Oct '17 1:33:28 AM by TropesForever
Er. Um.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I completely forgot what we're protesting, but it's an important issue. IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO START A REVOLUTION OVER. 
Anyone? No?
Well, I'll just see myself out then.
TNP goes to a winter resort with a troper, their waifu, a member of their family, and their avatar.
edited 23rd Oct '17 2:37:00 AM by RandomWriter413
plant
So a stay at a resort with Penroses, Hekapoo, mom and Nick-Tan. Sounds nice!
TNP is lost in space
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
I lay off the drugs or go insane.
TNP has the entire Confederate army and navy
at their disposal including all the important leaders like General Grievous and Count Dooku and they are all completely loyal to him/her, they can also teleport to any universe they want along with their massive army and navy.
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