What would happen if the next troper...

Here we go again.

This time, I don't deploy the parachute the first second I can, and enjoy freefall for a small bit.

TNT is surrounded by the last enemies they fought in a video game. How screwed are they?

The Squeak Squad? I think I'll be fine if I just hand over whatever I've got on me.

TNT gets, in Real Life, the last weapon they used in a video game.

I've got plenty of Determination

TNP is now the exact opposite character alignment.

Given my recent alignment test says I'm True Neutral, I don't really know what I'd be if it got flipped. Chaotic Evil? Lawful Good? Perhaps I keep going through the Face–Heel Revolving Door. Never quite sure if I'm good or evil. You see this is why I prefer being neutral, dammit!

TNT is given a special coupon that grants them whatever meal they want from their favorite restaurant.

I'm going straight to Red Robin to get a Whisky River BBQ Burger/Chicken Sandwich.

TNP is forced to eat a meal at their least favorite fast food restaurant.

Eww, I probably get food poisoning.

TNP is now being stalked by a cute guy/girl.

I'd be tempted to ask them out, but I know any woman interested in me is undoubtedly sick in the head so I call the cops and get a restraining order.

TNP is wrongly sent to hell.

See if I can petition for an appeal.

TNP suddenly develops uncontrollable telepathy.

I end up probably going insane and killing someone. I don't like learning about other's thoughts.

TNP is now a vampire.

Hey, now I have an excuse to stay inside all day.

TNP is now immortal.

IMMORTALITY IS MINE!

And then, I end up becoming just like Flowey.

This doesn't end well.

TNT is experiencing a slow, arduous transformation into a monster.

Am I turning into a COOL monster?

TNP learns that their avatar is real.

I track down Juza in hopes to get his autograph.

TNP gets hit with Jarate.

Ah the feeling of piss and glass all over me!

TNP finds a gorilla blocking their front door.

I don't approach the gorilla and call the police. How did a gorilla get there anyway?

TNP has switched bodies with their favorite animal.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!

TNP is a character in a horror movie.

I am so Genre Savvy that I end up causing a Genre Shift midway through the movie and turn it into an action comedy where the antagonist is more Wile E. Coyote than Freddy Kruger.

TNP has to babysit a bunch of unruly dogs for a week.

I try my hardest. Invest in some headphones.

TNP is now the main character of their least favorite work.

bump

I set fire to everything in Forks and proceed to murder Bella, Edward, and Jacob along with anyone they hold dear while laughing hysterically.

TNT is now a Red Shirt on the USS Enterprise.

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I sing this song and get the hell out of dodge.

TNP is now a super villain.

Anti-Villain and Noble Demon who's mostly in it to show off and troll people with my power and actually make things better somehow underneath it.

TNP acts out one of their darker impulses.

I end up stalking someone and get beaten up for that.

TNP is now twice as old.

Cool, I'm 32... Well, probably 33 by now. I guess I can do things that I've always wanted to do, now.

TNP is half as old.

I'm 11 again? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

TNP has to convince their hometown to secede from (insert country of origin here).