It's total mayhem. The brave tropers pilot their fighters and though they shoot several trolls out of the sky, still the massive Encyclopedia Dramatica remains undestroyed and looming over the wiki.
Sergeant Boxen: We're running out of thumps sir, we're just not causing enough damage!
General JR Pictures: They're preparing to fire their their primary weapon!
President Nohbody: Let's take it out before it takes us out. (Engages his weapons lock) Troper Niner! Thump Two! (launches at Encyclopedia Dramatica's Natter cannon. The thump goes wide and detonates without effect.
Nohbody: Shit! Dead eye...negative impact. I'm out of thumps.
Boxen: That's it. All thumps have been fired.
Nohbody: Doesn't anybody have any damn thumps left??????
(A voice over the radio...): Sorry I'm late Mr. President!
is piloting a damaged, but intact, jet)
Nohbody: Troper! You armed??
: Armed and ready! I'm packin'!
(Reset swoops in and gets a weapons lock on Encyclopedia Dramatica's Natter cannon. He smirks as he pulls the trigger.....But nothing happens!
Confused, he resets his system and tries to launch again. But still nothing.)
Reset: I account is locked! I can't thump.
Nohbody: Son of a bitch!
(In that moment Reset looks at his posts and all the PM's he's received from his forum pals. He makes a decision.)
Reset: Do me a favor. Tell my troper buddies...they're still my True Companions
. (Reset grabs the controls of his jet fighter and pushes the engines to full throttle as he pilots it directly on a collision course.
Encyclopedia Dramatica's Natter cannon arms itself as a ghostly beam shines down on TV Tropes
Nohbody: Good luck buddy....
(Reset has no fear whatsoever as his accelerates toward the target.)
Reset: Hello trolls! You're bbaaaaannnnNNNNED!!!!!!!
(Reset and his jet vanish into a ball of flame as they crash headlong against the Encyclopedia Dramatica.
In a flash, their Natter cannon suddenly shuts off and bursts into flame. Within seconds the entire cannon explodes, followed a heartbeat later by the entire Encyclopedia Dramatica bursting into flame.)
Nohbody: He did it!!! THE SON OF A BITCH DID IT!!!!
(Nearly all of the forums go nuts cheering as their rival website is defeated once and for all.)