TV Tropes: The Motion Picture:

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76 resetlocksley19th Apr 2013 02:03:53 PM from Alone in the dark , Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
Fear is a superpower.
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@Calnos - Actually loaded the Man of Steel trailer so I could rewatch it with your edits.


It was an honor
[up] "This page is too important for me to allow you to vandalize it."
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It's total mayhem. The brave tropers pilot their fighters and though they shoot several trolls out of the sky, still the massive Encyclopedia Dramatica remains undestroyed and looming over the wiki.

Sergeant Boxen: We're running out of thumps sir, we're just not causing enough damage!

General JR Pictures: They're preparing to fire their their primary weapon!

President Nohbody: Let's take it out before it takes us out. (Engages his weapons lock) Troper Niner! Thump Two! (launches at Encyclopedia Dramatica's Natter cannon. The thump goes wide and detonates without effect.

Nohbody: Shit! Dead eye...negative impact. I'm out of thumps.

Boxen: That's it. All thumps have been fired.

Nohbody: Doesn't anybody have any damn thumps left??????

(A voice over the radio...): Sorry I'm late Mr. President!

(Reset Locksley is piloting a damaged, but intact, jet)

Nohbody: Troper! You armed??

Reset Locksley: Armed and ready! I'm packin'!

(Reset swoops in and gets a weapons lock on Encyclopedia Dramatica's Natter cannon. He smirks as he pulls the trigger.....But nothing happens! Confused, he resets his system and tries to launch again. But still nothing.)

Reset: I account is locked! I can't thump.

Nohbody: Son of a bitch!

(In that moment Reset looks at his posts and all the PM's he's received from his forum pals. He makes a decision.)

Reset: Do me a favor. Tell my troper buddies...they're still my True Companions. (Reset grabs the controls of his jet fighter and pushes the engines to full throttle as he pilots it directly on a collision course.

Encyclopedia Dramatica's Natter cannon arms itself as a ghostly beam shines down on TV Tropes welcome page.)

Nohbody: Good luck buddy....

(Reset has no fear whatsoever as his accelerates toward the target.)

Reset: Hello trolls! You're bbaaaaannnnNNNNED!!!!!!!

(Reset and his jet vanish into a ball of flame as they crash headlong against the Encyclopedia Dramatica.

In a flash, their Natter cannon suddenly shuts off and bursts into flame. Within seconds the entire cannon explodes, followed a heartbeat later by the entire Encyclopedia Dramatica bursting into flame.)

Nohbody: He did it!!! THE SON OF A BITCH DID IT!!!!

(Nearly all of the forums go nuts cheering as their rival website is defeated once and for all.)

It was an honor
82 JRPictures23rd Apr 2013 06:10:11 AM from Australia , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
I got a Logo Just Cause
Oh my god

Forever in-between.
"After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common troll."

"I am an exceptional troll, and since I'm moving up to username hijacking, you should be more polite."

edited 23rd Apr '13 6:16:50 AM by erforce

[up][up][up] You win the thread.


edited 23rd Apr '13 8:03:22 AM by Boxen

85 resetlocksley23rd Apr 2013 11:24:17 AM from Alone in the dark , Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
[up][up][up][up] That was AWESOME!!!!! [awesome][tup][awesome][tup][awesome]
Fear is a superpower.
86 Alma23rd Apr 2013 04:51:11 PM from Coruscant , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
The Harbinger of Strange

You need an adult.
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@JR, Boxen, and Reset: Glad you guys liked it.

@Alma: Oooooh. Nice!

@Boxen: You can never go wrong channeling a little Bruce Campbell.
It was an honor
91 Landorkus5th May 2013 09:15:07 PM from The Core , Relationship Status: Robosexual

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
- Why doesn't the herald reveal himself and tell us all your real troper handle? You do have another troper handle?

- ...My name is "Troper".

- How dare you show your back to me! Herald, you will remove your sockpuppet and tell me your name.

- (sockpuppet signed out) ...My name is Best Of, commander of the Mods of the North, General of the Fora Legions, loyal servant to the true admin, Fast Eddie, father to a banned user, husband to a suspended mod... and I will have my vengeance. In this IP adress or the next.
93 BioSafety16th May 2013 06:49:22 PM from The Ethereal Mists , Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
The Makuta
"You think you're the only mod on the fora? You've become part of a larger wiki. You just don't know it yet."

"Who the hell are you?"

"I am Fast Eddie, administrator of TV Tropes. I'm come to talk to you about the Herald Initiative."

edited 16th May '13 6:49:45 PM by BioSafety

You cannot destroy me. For I am nothing.
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@Boxen - "I am entertained!" [tup][awesome]

@Bio Safety - Why do I suddenly want "Heralds Assemble!" to be a meme?? smile
It was an honor
The path of the righteous troper is beset on all sides by the shoehorning of the overzealous, and the trolling of wiki vandals. Blessed is he who, in the name of clarity and good wit, shepherds the tropes through the valley of YKTTW, for he is truly the rubbish's discarder and the bestower of deserved hats. And I will strike down upon thee with great suspension and furious edit reverting, those who would attempt to flame bait and natter My pages. And you will know My name is the MOD when I lay My banhammer upon thee.
Don't listen to the negative ones; their arguments are irrational.
97 Landorkus17th Jul 2013 02:13:55 PM from The Core , Relationship Status: Robosexual

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
99 sabrina_diamond13th Aug 2013 04:52:36 AM from inside my own belly... , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Tonight, let's get the show moving on the road when The Hero Save the Princess from a Man-Eating Plant, when suddenly the Men in Black start getting The Dragon really going into Super Mode, which the Chess Master anticipated with his Mouth Cam... When suddenly all the tropes in the entire world pour out of the Cosmic Keystone which was guarded by an Apocalypse Maiden who has to stop Not Using the "Z" Word, called Clara Clark

Coming soon to a trailer near you, Tropecaylpse Now

edited 29th Sep '13 2:19:20 AM by sabrina_diamond

You are a Innocent Uke! Cute and sweet of all ukes!
MY own profile is actually HERE!
100 0dd113th Aug 2013 09:16:19 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
Oh yeah, I forgot this existed.
Insert witty and clever quip here.

My page, as the database hates my handle.

My music.

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