TV Tropes: The Motion Picture

I recognize the Moderators have made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

edited 23rd Apr '13 11:33:02 AM by resetlocksley

@Calnos - Actually loaded the Man Of Steel trailer so I could rewatch it with your edits.

COMING THIS SUMMER. FROM CHRISTOPHER NOLAN. AND ZACK SNYDER.....

MOD OF STEEL IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE.

"My God, it's full of examples!"

'Unlock the thread HAL.' - 'I'm sorry Dave, but your editing privileges are suspended.

"This page is too important for me to allow you to vandalize it."

It's total mayhem. The brave tropers pilot their fighters and though they shoot several trolls out of the sky, still the massive Encyclopedia Dramatica remains undestroyed and looming over the wiki.

Sergeant Boxen: We're running out of thumps sir, we're just not causing enough damage!

General JR Pictures: They're preparing to fire their their primary weapon!

President Nohbody: Let's take it out before it takes us out. (Engages his weapons lock) Troper Niner! Thump Two! (launches at Encyclopedia Dramatica's Natter cannon. The thump goes wide and detonates without effect.

Nohbody: Shit! Dead eye...negative impact. I'm out of thumps.

Boxen: That's it. All thumps have been fired.

Nohbody: Doesn't anybody have any damn thumps left??????

(A voice over the radio...): Sorry I'm late Mr. President!

(Reset Locksley is piloting a damaged, but intact, jet)

Nohbody: Troper! You armed??

Reset Locksley: Armed and ready! I'm packin'!

(Reset swoops in and gets a weapons lock on Encyclopedia Dramatica's Natter cannon. He smirks as he pulls the trigger.....But nothing happens! Confused, he resets his system and tries to launch again. But still nothing.)

Reset: I account is locked! I can't thump.

Nohbody: Son of a bitch!

(In that moment Reset looks at his posts and all the PM's he's received from his forum pals. He makes a decision.)

Reset: Do me a favor. Tell my troper buddies...they're still my True Companions. (Reset grabs the controls of his jet fighter and pushes the engines to full throttle as he pilots it directly on a collision course.

Encyclopedia Dramatica's Natter cannon arms itself as a ghostly beam shines down on TV Tropes welcome page.)

Nohbody: Good luck buddy....

(Reset has no fear whatsoever as his accelerates toward the target.)

Reset: Hello trolls! You're bbaaaaannnnNNNNED!!!!!!!

(Reset and his jet vanish into a ball of flame as they crash headlong against the Encyclopedia Dramatica.

In a flash, their Natter cannon suddenly shuts off and bursts into flame. Within seconds the entire cannon explodes, followed a heartbeat later by the entire Encyclopedia Dramatica bursting into flame.)

Nohbody: He did it!!! THE SON OF A BITCH DID IT!!!!

(Nearly all of the forums go nuts cheering as their rival website is defeated once and for all.)

Oh my god

THAT WAS AWESOME

"After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common troll."

"I am an exceptional troll, and since I'm moving up to username hijacking, you should be more polite."

edited 23rd Apr '13 6:16:50 AM by erforce

You win the thread.

edited 23rd Apr '13 8:03:22 AM by Boxen

That was AWESOME!!!!!

Madness...?

THIS IS TV TROPES!

Alright, you vandalizing screwheads, listen up. See this? This... is my BANHAMMER! The 35mm double-face soft mallet. Trope Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the administration tools department. That's right. This baby was made in the image boards of 4chan. Retails for about 4, 5 dollars. It's got a black rubber head, non-slip grip, and a steel tubular handle. That's right. Shop smart. Shop Trope-smart. YA GOT THAT?!

@JR, Boxen, and Reset: Glad you guys liked it.

@Alma: Oooooh. Nice!

@Boxen: You can never go wrong channeling a little Bruce Campbell.

Troper, troper, oh so fair, why is there blood -- all over your chair?

When I started to follow tropers, specific tropers, when I selected a troper to follow, that's when the bans started.

I'm going to steal the Administrivia of TvTropes.

- Why doesn't the herald reveal himself and tell us all your real troper handle? You do have another troper handle?

- ...My name is "Troper".

- How dare you show your back to me! Herald, you will remove your sockpuppet and tell me your name.

- (sockpuppet signed out) ...My name is Best Of, commander of the Mods of the North, General of the Fora Legions, loyal servant to the true admin, Fast Eddie, father to a banned user, husband to a suspended mod... and I will have my vengeance. In this IP adress or the next.

"You think you're the only mod on the fora? You've become part of a larger wiki. You just don't know it yet."

"Who the hell are you?"

"I am Fast Eddie, administrator of TV Tropes. I'm come to talk to you about the Herald Initiative."

edited 16th May '13 6:49:45 PM by BioSafety

@Boxen - "I am entertained!"

@Bio Safety - Why do I suddenly want "Heralds Assemble!" to be a meme??

The path of the righteous troper is beset on all sides by the shoehorning of the overzealous, and the trolling of wiki vandals. Blessed is he who, in the name of clarity and good wit, shepherds the tropes through the valley of YKTTW, for he is truly the rubbish's discarder and the bestower of deserved hats. And I will strike down upon thee with great suspension and furious edit reverting, those who would attempt to flame bait and natter My pages. And you will know My name is the MOD when I lay My banhammer upon thee.

"Where're the Troper Tales? WHERE ARE THEY?"

"Today, we are CANCELLING THE TROPEPOCALYPSE!"

'Something funny?'

'No. No, no, nothing - it's just both those tropes seem exactly the same - to me. You know. I'm still - learning about this stuff, and uh...'

'This... STUFF? Oh. Okay. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You... go to your troper page, and you create, oh I don't know... that Red Link, for instance, because you're trying to tell the fora that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your page, but, what you don't know is that that link is not just red, it's not scarlet, it's not orange-red, it's actually maroon. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2008, Fast Eddie did a collection of red links. And then I think it was him, was it, who added 'This Troper' and 'No, Just... No'. And then maroon quickly showed up in the trope pages of hundreds of kinds. And then it, uh, filtered down through the Wiki Magic storage and then trickled on down into some tragic kiloWick'd work where you, no doubt, fished it out of some trope page. However, that red represents servers and countless tropers, and it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the wiki when, in fact, you have the trope on your page that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff.'

edited 17th Jul '13 2:36:43 PM by Boxen

Tonight, let's get the show moving on the road when The Hero Save the Princess from a Man-Eating Plant, when suddenly the Men In Black start getting The Dragon really going into Super Mode, which the Chess Master anticipated with his Mouth Cam... When suddenly all the tropes in the entire world pour out of the Cosmic Keystone which was guarded by an Apocalypse Maiden who has to stop Not Using the "Z" Word, called Clara Clark

Coming soon to a trailer near you, Tropecaylpse Now

edited 29th Sep '13 2:19:20 AM by sabrina_diamond

Oh yeah, I forgot this existed.