• Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: I'm almost sure of this.
• Berserk Button: Never, ever tell me to stay calm. Just don't.
• Celibate Hero: I do not, and quite possibly never will, have a girlfriend.
• Cloudcuckoolander: Very, very much so.
• Mind Screw: I like these.

Ooh! this page has never been vandalized before. I'm the first one! Don't worry, I'll be gentle. - Completely Normal Guy

^ I won't... Heh. See? I'm typing this as hard as humanly possible. HAHA! - Karl Kadaver

On a completely unrelated topic, I hid a demonic waffle with the power of invisibility somewhere on this page. -Ysa Slayer Of Sporks