Lovely Legilimens
492. Don't deal with the Devil.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Fly Air Madeline
493. The Power Of Friendship will help you win marathons
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Tief girl with eartude
494. Time Travel is way more trouble that it's worth.
edited 21st Nov '17 10:20:45 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
It's that time once again!
495. Unless something important is happening, "fatal" injuries tend to be flesh wounds. Solar system exploded? Walk it off!
If NA makes it out of Groups, I'll be happy. A man can dream, no?
Jester of the Birbal Court
496. Time travel and constant grinding does absolutely nothing to mess with the universe. Unless it does.
The Prodigal Son returns.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
497. Mini-Game island always opens to the public just before the world is about to end and never any sooner.
edited 8th Dec '17 9:07:25 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
498: You can win a sword fight by rolling over and over again.
my current job
499: When stabbing something, don't just settle for a knife. Use a corkscrew, a syringe, a cactus, a fork, a bee stinger, a golf tee, a nail, both ends of a math compass, and a sharp pencil.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Not Sherlock Holmes
500: To get the wood stain, use the menu on the balloons.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
501: The Big Bad's guards either do their jobs too well or too poorly. There is no in-between.
502: The Random Number God always lies about your actual chances to shoot the alien that's 5-15 meters away from you.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Neptunia Ichiban
503. Always keep an orange on you to put in someone's mouth before you stomp their face in
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
504. Putting on an armband and fusing with random people is the easy way to become powerful.
edited 21st Jan '18 4:11:12 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Almighty Janitor
505. you can trick God-A.I.s into opening doors for you.
edited 21st Jan '18 6:06:50 AM by Mr_Madman
Wait a second: How on earth did I even get here?
Mii, myself, and I
507. Do not bully chickens at all. If someone nearby doesn't kill you for it, The chicken itself, plus a few hundred of its friends will.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
508: We all know that The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard. However, you get the wrath of god whenever you cheat.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
He'll take the case!
509: Enemies are very good at turning their back to you or isolating themselves in rooms on their own.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Mii, myself, and I
510. It's okay to loot the corpses of the people you kill.
Blitzy....
511: Talking to people four times, and they'll want to marry you.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
512. They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
[screaming in the distance]
513. The capital of the country sells equipment that will become obsolete halfway through your journey, while that "literally who" village at the end of world sells citybuster equiment.
edited 5th Mar '18 2:25:48 PM by PinkCelebi
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"
Strongest In History
514. Never, EVER join a tournament named "The King of Fighters". It will always, without fail, be Hijacked by a being you can't hope to even touch without dying. Repeatedly.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Kill or kill, you know?
515. Cheering up a ghost three times makes them have a top hat.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Lovely Legilimens
516. No matter what disease or injury you get, a magic potion will just do the trick. No prescription needed!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Strongest In History
517. The scariest thing about Bowser is the minigames he puts you through.
edited 6th Mar '18 6:50:57 PM by DefRevenge24601
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
491. You can crash a 747 into a telephone pole and it still won't budge.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.