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I watched the infamous "Professor Volga, forgive me!" episode fairly recently. The ending where they were mourning for Volga (when Ken was the one who killed him in the first place!) made me burst out laughing while face palming.

Were you made aware of Changeman Ken via Arcada188? (Like I was?)

Yep (and I misspelled his username last time; sorry for that).

Who's your favorite fictional Anti-Hero?

Zig and Bernie. They are not exactly without their own flaws and sins, but compared to the sadistic, spineless bastard that is Sharko and the overly flirtatious, brainless egoist that is Marina, they're much better.

What are your headcanons?

Part of Chell's pre-game experimentation involved lobotomy. Think about it: she's mute, she doesn't ignore GLaDOS' instructions until the very end, one of Wheatley's lines is "You may have serious brain damage," ...

Is there a tin foil hat on my head right now?

Fuckin' obviously.

Do you wish to continue? Yes or no?

Matsuda was the Shinigami King; the idiot orchestrated the plot of the entire anime.

Red's canon team was Charizard, Pikachu, Gyarados, Snorlax, Lapras, and Aerodactyl.

Adam's a Yandere for Blake.

Who's your OTP?

Let's see. Needle Man/Snake Man, Zig/Bernie, Maou/Ken, Ken/Caron...

Really, just about the only real OTP out of these is Zig/Bernie.

Do you ship any particular "guilty pleasure" ships?

edited 8th Feb '16 8:54:35 AM by arcada188

No, not particularly. Usually, if I ship people, it's an intentional Crack Pairing to mess with everyone.

How angry will that make actual shippers?

Depends on the characters, or the shipper.

Has anyone else been all over the globe?

Not me.

Do you subscribe to any Fanon Discontinuity?

Yeah. The fact that Dr. Fossil is actually a duck who turned himself into a pterosaur (a fact which is All There in the Manual) is the one I ignore.

Could Maou potentially be a better villain?

edited 8th Feb '16 10:21:14 AM by arcada188

No, he seems to work perfectly fine as a Big Bad of a show of that caliber.

What do you think of the new design?

It's fucking hideous.

Same question.

Forum post previews now?! Hell yes! However, I like the previous font sets more.

Besides the magic, what do you like most about wizardry, spellcasting, or whatever you'd like to call it.

Having an excuse for doing nothing but staying inside for extended periods of time is what I would have to go with.

Same question.

Justifying tropes that make characters, plots, and settings more interesting.

Oh, another headcanon idea: Vitiate secretly either arranged or encouraged the Kaggath between Naga Sadow and Ludo Kressh, knowing it'd leave the ancient Sith vulnerable, so that he, as the only one able to provide them sanctuary, would have authority over the entire species.

What about your headcanons?

Lamont from Hanna Is Not A Boys Name is pretty shady, and his friendly demeanor is mostly an act.

Uhh...same question.

A Hey Arnold! headcanon of mine is that Lila and Stinky eventually hook up and start dating as teenagers.

Speaking of Hey Arnold!, what do you think of the fact that the Jungle Movie is finally being made?

edited 8th Feb '16 8:11:44 PM by kablammin45

I have absolutely no emotional response regarding this. I have reached levels of not caring that the greatest Zen masters can only aspire to. Even the most devout Catholic priest gives more fucks than I do right now.

Was I too heavy on the hyperbole?

Nah.

Do you ever classify characters in works of fiction you like under tiers that evaluate how well they plan and fight?

Not really, given the fact most of my favourite characters are middle aged deadbeats with no fighting skills anyway.

On a scale of Ron Funches to George Carlin, how cynical are you?

edited 9th Feb '16 12:24:57 AM by trashconverters

On a scale of Rant Comedy, I am closer to Das Sporking.

Why do you think Maou-sama looks more like a human than a Jural?

Outside the fact that his nose is really long and his skin is purple... Yes, he does (as far as I personally know and can tell).

Does he have extra appendages or something?

Actually, probably not, aside from very long limbs, nose, and a huge blue vaguely hat-like outgrowth on his head. The one on his neck.

My personal headcanon is that he is half-human. It can potentially make sense, and is fitting, considering what he basically is.

Same question I already asked.

Totally half-human.

Does anyone think Ruby Rose might have been partly inspired by Ichigo Kurosaki?

edited 9th Feb '16 8:04:07 AM by TrulyDeceptive