What would your character do in the above situation?

Benny would cry for his parents.

Edward would claim he didn't do anything wrong, then try to run the first chance he gets.

Catherine would remain calm and go quietly, knowing that the justice system would prevail since she did nothing wrong.

Your character wakes up as the opposite gender.

Malcolm: "... The miracles of nanotechnology, ladies and gentlemen." *shifts himself back to normal*

Your character is being stalked by Slenderman.

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial

Three others...

Ianto: *sighs* "And somehow, I feel no different..." *shrugs* "Looked better in a dress anyway."

Ariadne: "Oh. Oh, dear. I..." *stares* "...need a notebook." *rushes out of room* "For Science!"

Börte: "Damn it, damn it, damn it!" *stops suddenly* "...am I supposed to be..." *face-palm, muttering* "Stop thinking about sex, gods-damn-it!"

Perry: *frowns* "Interesting."

Evan: Fillet it.

Lieutenant Batholomew: "Not again. Really..."

Your character is alone in a room with no doors and no windows, furnished only with a chair, a small table, and a vase full of flowers. What do they do?

edited 30th Apr '11 10:01:48 PM by JHM

I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.

Akiko would try to climb out in desperation (she's blind and right-arm-less). Or she could smash through the walls with some effort.

Mikami would quietly sit and wait for someone to notice while trying not to focus on how unnerving it is.

Inagi would get angry and break down the solid walls quickly.

You see someone sitting on the ground, quietly, and they're on fire.

Malcolm: Sit patiently and wait for someone to explain. If someone does come to explain, ask them why he's been locked up. If it isn't for a good reason, break their necks and make his escape.

If no one comes, apply fist to wall and hope for the best.

Malcolm: That depends. If he's just seen them by total coincidence, put them out. If he was the one who lit them, watch them burn.

Your character is blinded.

edited 30th Apr '11 10:13:34 PM by KSPAM

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial

About 80% of my characters: Ask Matt for pointers, a blind, successful actor who is tough enough to make it in New York City without having anything stolen from him.

Your character(s) have just realized the pointlessness of their existence. Do they care, or not?

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."

• Sigmund: That just means it's time to fix himself another martini.
• Alice: Life is cruel, random, and brutal? So is Alice, so she's not particularly bothered.

Your character has just won the lottery, garnering massive amounts of money and attention... which is strange, since they never entered it.

edited 30th Apr '11 10:21:19 PM by KillerClowns

Malcolm: Shrug, take the money and walk off.

Your character is in the heart of enemy territory.

edited 30th Apr '11 10:33:27 PM by KSPAM

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial

Ashte: Kill as many enemies as possible, while escaping the territory.

Skye: Uncover various info about the enemy and report it back to HQ

Another Enigmatic character saves your Character in a fight and joins them.

For my Villain Protagonist this is how almost every fight ends up.

Also answering the pointlessness of existence question.

My College Student has a been of magic adventure that involves gods and wizards, Angels, demons, ghosts, elves, vampires, and reincarnation. I doubt anything is going to make them think life is pointless.

As for my Villain Protagonist he has a been a Straw Nihilist since age 13 and he is 17 now.

Your character has found a Human finger in their food while at a restaurant how do they deal with this?

edited 30th Apr '11 10:48:12 PM by Vyctorian

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Benny would initially be repulsed by the finger, but would then find himself strangely compelled to eat it, which he does.

Edward would go up to the counter and complain, and then demand to know who's finger it is and why the workplace is so dangerous.

Catherine would complain to the employees and then sue the company for their negligence.

Your character peeks into the future somehow and discovers that they will be responsible for the death of a loved one.

Malcolm: Stare at it for a few seconds before removing it and calmly letting the befuddled manager know that there is a human body part in his restaurant's food and that he may want to look into that.

Malcolm: Probably tell them immediately, assuming letting them know may increase their odds somehow.

Your character is hung up to burn at the stake.

edited 30th Apr '11 10:53:00 PM by KSPAM

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial

Gant would laugh at them and then let himself be burnt. He can just re-mold his form later.

Itou would probably be hiding a knife somewhere on her person, and would try to free herself.

Holz would reason with the mob, or bargain with them failing that.

Your character is lost in a forest with night about to fall.

edited 30th Apr '11 10:55:04 PM by Morgulion

This is this.

Valentine goes down laughing at the ones that lit her aflame.

Vash Vega tells someone to wake him when it's over.

Valentine starts towards civilization. Standing around complaining doen't help anything in this situation.

Your character just found out they have a child, however, they don't remember how that happened.

edited 30th Apr '11 10:58:45 PM by GIG

My Villain Protagonist would be appalled being Asexual.

My college Student would be appealed being Gay.

You have to fight Airman.

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• Your character has found a Human finger in their food while at a restaurant. How do they deal with this?
  • Vince: Since the only restaurant food he eats are from his own restaurants, he'd put the finger onto his bread plate, march into the kitchen and get everyone to stop working, then set the plate with the finger on it on a counter in the center of the kitchen. He'd then ask, sternly, who is responsible for it, fire them on the spot, then notify the police if all of their fingers are present.
  • Everyone else: Call up a waiter and have them take care of it.
• Your character peeks into the future somehow and discovers that they will be responsible for the death of a loved one.
  • Vince: He'd continue living life, but with it nagging at the back of his mind. He knows how to handle loss, but this would be new.
  • Matt: Try to find out why.
• Your character is hung up to burn at the stake.
  • Vince: Roll with it; smirking the entire time as the flames fail to kill him or do anything.
  • Matt: Cut himself free.
• Your character just found out they have a child, however, they don't remember how that happened.
  • Vince: Become truly confused because he stopped going out with prostitutes by the time any kids born to one would be dead.
  • Eli: Study whoever's telling him this weirdly and refuse to believe it until he sees proof.
• You have to fight Airman.
  • Vince: Make him explode, 'cause he's lazy and doesn't feel like putting any effort into it.
  • Kiyoi: "Come on, how bad could that be...?" *gets his ass whipped because he's really weak*

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Your character's closest friend has been replaced with an impostor.

edited 30th Apr '11 11:15:44 PM by CrystalGlacia

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."

• Everyone in my story would ask him/her where is the real one, with varying amount of force.

Situation: You are a New Transfer Student and while teacher is introducing you, he does that very rudely and mocks you, like calling you a loser.

edited 30th Apr '11 11:16:48 PM by dRoy

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

My college student would be very offended but say nothing, go home and most likely forget about it, if it happens again possibly talk to the dean of students about it.

My Villain Protagonist would cause the teacher to have a panic attack using an Emotion Bomb and feed off it during the class to make himself feel better.

Your character just found out their closest friend/lover has died in a freak accident and the funeral is in three days how do they react and prepare?

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Benny would be furious at the news of the death, lose control of his emotions, go on a destructive rampage through the city, destroying everything in sight. And then cool off in time for the funeral, during which he'd likely break down, sobbing.

Edward would moan at the news, but then gather his emotions to help out with the funeral arrangements.

Catherine would sob a little, but would get herself together long enough to help set up the funeral. And she would make sure it was the biggest and most beautiful funeral ever.

Your character discovers a cave man frozen in a block of ice

I just have to respond to this one:

Cora: God dammit, you mean to tell me there's more crap I've forgotten?!

Anyway, caveman:

Cora: Would tap it curiously, walk around it, and then probably go ignore it. She'd bring it up on the side, though.

Ran: Would not stop until she had herself a new unfrozen caveman buddy to play with.

The next character has waited at a restaurant or other eatery for an hour, only to find out the thing they really wanted to order is sold out.

edited 30th Apr '11 11:51:37 PM by FreezairForALimitedTime

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

.....damn, my Power Trio would do exactly same! :D

• John would just think that he's dead and remarks on how fascinating to find such thing and call the local news station.
• Travis would take a lot of pictures of it and claim that it's the Cultural Appreciation Society's official property.
  • Katerine would smack his head with a Paper Fan of Doom for saying that
• Madeline would feel sorry for him and wonder if he really is dead.
• N would see if he could unfreeze it.

• Everyone else: "Well, that's unfortunate. Where do we go now?"
• Travis: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Situation: Your character's hair (if s/he has any) get set on fire.

edited 30th Apr '11 11:54:31 PM by dRoy

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

Markus would attempt to put it out in the calmest manner possible and then give a "dude not funny" look at whoever was responsible.

Your character finds a million dollars.

edited 30th Apr '11 11:55:23 PM by jewelleddragon

My college student would do the "Right" thing and give it to the authorities.

My Villain Protagonist would do the "Right" thing and invest it in various profitable markets while saving half of it in for economical emergency money and a half of that for medical costs and eventual cybernetics to prolong life.

"You character has lost their identity what do they do."

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Jason would be pissed and would rage.

Logan would get a lawyer first thing.

Tanya would hunt them down and destroy all their stuff.

Dickens would be like 'wtf i don't have any credit, let alone good credit anyway'

William would be like 'i hate the internet now!'

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SITUATION: Your character hasn't eaten for four days and is walking in a park. A busy mother is attending to her kid, they see a bag of fast food she put down and isn't looking at at the moment. What does your character do?

as of the 2nd of Nov. has 6 weeks for a broken collar bone to heal and types 1 handed and slowly

Cyril considers fast food beneath him, but Melissa might take it.

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.