A Troper for whom the Lumper vs. Splitter debate is a moot point. Very fond of strange, genre-defying music and strange, panic-inducing fiction. Also serves as Herald for the Music subforum.

Makes music and writes fiction, the former far more often than the latter.

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    Things That I Have Worked On But Not Published (Yet) 

Failed film projects (lowest likelihood of "success"note ):
  • "Desk"—A short film about four guys moving a desk, and another guy who finds it.†
  • "Here Goes Nothing"—A fake documentary about the making of a mockumentary that gradually turns sinister.†
  • "Sleep"—(see below)

Sequential art nonsense (lower likelihood of success):
  • "Hello!"—A "skitcom" with a strong line in Dada.†
  • "Jacob"—An exceedingly dark comedy about a hapless loser and his sadistic imaginary friend.

Prosaic prose stuff (slightly higher likelihood of success):
  • "Focal Point"—A short-novel-length cosmic horror story with a focus on the nature of time and memory.
  • "Sleep"—A novella about a circle of college friends falling apart with supernatural overtones.
  • "An Older Lover, Etc."—A morbid riff on teen paranormal romances from a queer perspective.

The elephant in the room:
  • An as-of-yet untitled door-stopper work, intended for a "hypercomic" format. Extremely involved, with many characters across many years. Involves multiple intersecting realities, hermetic magic, hired killers, romantic obsession, religious fanaticism, early computer science, eschatology and gender identity. Woo.

†With this guy.

    Vandalism (Archived) 

Editor's Note: Seeing as contributors may now only edit their own pages, please feel free to wreak havoc on this page.

Seeing as many of the users who vandalised this page are now long since departed from this site, I shall keep their words here in their honour. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Any vandalism to be perpetrated shall go here.

*no response*


OK, now I'm just offended.

Well, fine then. *ravishes* Your Slasher Smile holds no fear for me. Smile.dog is my homeboy. - SunshineWerewolf


  • What is this and this radvishing stuff? Oh, and hi. - d Roy

  • The faeries don't ravish. They steal. Some of your stuff may be missing, by the way. - StolenByFaeries

...with a radish?

  • And some more vandalism, for you sir- BetsyandtheFiveAvengers
    • Thank you, O Vengeful One.

  • It occurred to me that I hadn't vandalized your page, and though I'm very happy I'm not actually the Finn to your Harris, I thought that I should do this, in memory of their strange and horrific relationship. - AwayLaughing
    • Strange and horrific indeed. And thank you.

  • Well, you know what happens when a person is awesome. THAT PERSON'S PAGE IS RAVISHED WITHOUT MERCY. ~ Snowy Foxes
  • Ravishing radishes! -Katana Cat

  • Considering your eclectic predilection of music, I guess the JHM means "Jazz-Heavy Metal-Motown" ^^ -Amused Troper Guy
  • Soli Deo gloria indeed. - the Sweet and Full of Grace
  • Returning the favor. Considering the guy's amazing musical knowledge and taste I had to do this. -Akalabth
  • As long as you're an attractive woman, I'll marry you XD. Nice musical taste, by the way! -Quag15