Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Nanoha Takamachi and the Time Space Administration Bureau can and will help you realize your potential. Although, expect some Training from Hell to do it.
I've become a wizard! However, I suck at it, and the Power Incontinence isn't helping either.
edited 25th May '16 11:59:23 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
This Affably Evil sorcerer could teach you how to shot magic correctly.
I'd like to see someone with a nice smile.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Into Oblivion
She's even laughing! How can you say no to that face?
I want to be president, but I don't meet the age requirement.
edited 26th May '16 9:24:30 AM by TooManyIdeas
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Shadow of Legends
Nothing like some spacetimewarping to help sort such things out. You are doing it for benevolent reasons, right?
I wish to solve world hunger!
edited 26th May '16 10:09:07 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Destroyer of worlds.
Aku can help, he once slayed a great beast that then turned into a giant slab of BEEF JERKY!
I've got a crush on someone but don't have the courage to talk to them.
Is not impressed.
Red Like Santa
Mabel can play matchmaker for you.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Tsubomi Hanasaki is the girl to get that done!
You weeds have been stealing all of the flowers' nutrients. I've...I've had enough! note
Someone's been spying on my private browsing sessions.
edited 26th May '16 1:31:53 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Into Oblivion
Rox will assist in vengeance. He does not take kindly to snoops...
I can barely keep up with all the RPs I'm in.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Transcender of Gender
The Guard knows a thing or two about multi-tasking and resource allocation... and there's no deadly robots this time either, which makes it all the easier.
I don't know which wire to cut to defuse this bomb!
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
He's an explosives expert.
I just had a power outage! And I'm in a horror story.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Shepard will disable it via Hacking Minigame.
My next door neighbor is playing really annoying music.
Destroyer of worlds.
Lorne Malvo can help you with your problem, but you might not like how he goes about it.
I have a wart on my foot, got any home remedies for it?
Is not impressed.
Shadow of Legends
Secondary specialization healing.
I have a dark Soul Gem... and I'm a guy. The fuck?
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Red Like Santa
Mayuri probably has an experimental drug that could do the trick, even if it does have some unforeseen... side effects.
I want some good music.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Alex himself doesn't make music, but he does a kick-arse theme.
I need to go on an undercover mission; who can help me with that?
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Red Like Santa
Destroyer of worlds.
Lister might be able to help, if he isn't eating the food.
I have to find a starship that can take me to my destination with no questions asked.
Is not impressed.
Who needs a starship when you have this?
I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!
edited 5th Jun '16 11:12:14 AM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
dork: silent assassin
 | Dr. Zed isn't actually a doctor, but he would still try his best! |
I am broke.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
She's rich. She could probably lend you some money.
I'm just worried for some reason.
edited 6th Jun '16 12:55:27 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Snorlax will teach you how to relax.
I burned my burger.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
That's OK because...
...Hiyori Moritani can turn it into purple poison.
I need an avvie that can turn me from chump to champ in a fighting sport.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Hope you won't mind a little Training from Hell.
I need a good, well-paying job.
I can't decide what to do with my life.