Entries that make you go "Lol":

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651 DrFurball5th Oct 2012 05:38:18 PM from All Along the Watchtower , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Producer X Rin
From Summon Everyman Hero, under Literature folder:

The good guys wanted leadership. They get a USMC Gunnery Sergeant (in full dress uniform). His first words to them: "Who's in charge of this circle jerk?" Well, from then on, he is.
653 DrFurball6th Oct 2012 10:21:59 PM from All Along the Watchtower , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Isle Delfino Style
From Edgar Allan Poe:

Minister. D (who pities the fool)
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654 0dd17th Oct 2012 08:29:53 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
There used to be this one thing (I think now deleted) on the Headscratchers page for Justin Bieber that didn't necessarily make me "Lol", but it did confuse the hell out of me:
  • Why won't the baby drink his milk? Why is he so cold?

Is there seriously something I'm missing here?

EDIT: It's still freaking there! And apparently a reference to something only vaguely related. So, not a Headscratcher, I'd assume?

edited 7th Oct '12 8:31:03 PM by 0dd1

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Drop-Dead Cynical
[up]It's a reference to a Happy Harry cartoon called "The Justin Bieber Show." It's not a Headscratcher, it's someone making a lame joke.

edited 8th Oct '12 8:23:04 AM by JackAlsworth

656 Parable11th Oct 2012 09:17:10 AM from California , Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Many Faces
The first three tropes listed on William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet read as follows:

  • Ambiguously Gay: Mercutio.
  • Black Best Friend: Mercutio.
  • Black Dude Dies First: Mercutio.

edited 11th Oct '12 9:17:20 AM by Parable

“Dad! Do I question you about everything when you cook!?”

"Does the Karate Kid question Mr. Miyagi?”
657 Noaqiyeum12th Oct 2012 10:48:36 AM from Kcymaerxthaere , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The it-thingy
[up] Isn't Black Dude Dies First supposed to be horror-specific?

As mentioned in TRS, Easy Logistics has an example in the Real Life section that begins 'Averted for most of human history'... and is longer than most of the other examples on the page. XD
Take everything with you you want to lose.
Freshly sponged spatial vectors enable propelling through sensory implosion default.
658 0dd112th Oct 2012 11:46:24 AM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
From Head. I needn't say more than this:
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Definitely not a weirdo
The image caption for You Shall Not Pass amuses me. It's just so matter of fact.
660 BearyScary12th Oct 2012 08:33:32 PM , Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Okay, so I've never watched his videos, but this quote from The Angry Video Game Nerd on Surprise Difficulty made me LOL (emphasis mine):

"It's a game for little girls! I can't make past the first levels!
""Fought Nazi Vampires like Badasses" is a fine thing to have engraved on your tombstone." - Shiny Tsukkomi
661 0dd112th Oct 2012 10:18:24 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
On the page for the E.T. video game (bolded for emphasis):
Kill Screen: Subverted. If you give Elliot at least 33 Reese's Pieces the score count will be glitched up, ET will turn black and the Scientist and the FBI Agent will never appear. You can still go on. It's just boring with no enemies around.
Doesn't that make the assumption that the game is exciting played normally?

edited 12th Oct '12 10:18:38 PM by 0dd1

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662 wuggles13th Oct 2012 07:44:48 PM from Miami, FL , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
From the Fancruft page:

Rambling on the All Psychology Is Freudian page about some non-funny, non-relevant in-joke that used to be mildly popular in the Yahoo! Geocities professional yo-yo forum a contributor moderated circa 2001.
663 0dd113th Oct 2012 08:00:51 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
That is...oddly specific.
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664 BearyScary13th Oct 2012 08:02:06 PM , Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Merely reading some of the tropes and works included on the Describe Topic Here index is LOL-worthy.
""Fought Nazi Vampires like Badasses" is a fine thing to have engraved on your tombstone." - Shiny Tsukkomi
665 wuggles13th Oct 2012 08:11:35 PM from Miami, FL , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
[up][up] What scares me is, something that specific means that somebody actually did it! And the other scary thing is, I can imagine exactly how it would look.
666 Madrugada14th Oct 2012 06:19:46 AM , Relationship Status: In season
Zzzzzzzzzz
Beary, lots of those are good, but I think the best one is Cricket Rules. "Describe Cricket Rules here. No, really, please do. It seems to be some sort of organized Calvinball."

Editing instead of double posting: The pothole following the Good Omens example on Perplexing Plurals.

edited 14th Oct '12 8:11:13 PM by Madrugada

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
667 UmLovely14th Oct 2012 08:17:33 PM from 2814 , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
The Darkness Grows
From the Western Animation Dork Age page:

...as well as Fred and Barney in a Buddy Cop Show, patrolling the streets with a goddamn Shmoo, which was constantly molesting Fred.

Something about how obviously irate the editor was, plus the nonsensical sentence, never fails to crack me up.

edited 14th Oct '12 8:18:31 PM by UmLovely

RISE
668 0dd114th Oct 2012 08:28:05 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
I had to Google what "shmoo" means. I don't quite remember Barney and Fred being cops when the Great Gazoo was harassing them...
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669 MrAHR14th Oct 2012 09:48:03 PM from ಠ_ಠ , Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
There's a joke about someone shipping a pair of mongooses to a zoo and being unsure of what the plural of "mongoose" is. They start out writing a note referring them to "mongooses", then try "mongeese", and eventually resort to writing "Enclosed is the mongoose you ordered. Also enclosed is the other mongoose you ordered".

  • Silly. It's polygoose.
670 PulpFreeBookworm14th Oct 2012 09:53:59 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere , Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Post Tenebras Lux
[up] Oh my god, I love that.
The baby bat/ Screamed out in fright,/ 'Turn on the dark,/ I'm afraid of the light.'
671 Kerrah15th Oct 2012 06:17:43 AM from Helsinki, Finland
Pure cuteness
Heh. Coulda be solved by writing "enclosed: mongoose, 2 units".

edited 15th Oct '12 6:17:58 AM by Kerrah

Knowing is growing.
672 HamburgerTime15th Oct 2012 07:29:47 AM from Right behind you
Took as much of you as any man can.
On the Pantheons page, Christopher Walken's divine symbol is "His head, slowly moving closer."
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673 Parable17th Oct 2012 03:37:29 PM from California , Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Many Faces
Cox and Combes' Washington gives us this.

Historical Badass Upgrade: Though it's irrefutably true that Washington performed most of the actions in the video, Cox and Combes give him several extra penises.
“Dad! Do I question you about everything when you cook!?”

"Does the Karate Kid question Mr. Miyagi?”
674 Noaqiyeum17th Oct 2012 06:58:56 PM from Kcymaerxthaere , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The it-thingy
Children of the Corn:

XD
Take everything with you you want to lose.
Freshly sponged spatial vectors enable propelling through sensory implosion default.
The former No Real Life Examples, Please! on Gonk: "Real people aren't created for the purpose of being ugly. They're just ugly."

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