What would happen if the next poster's avatar...

If Togusa can't hold his own, the rest of Section 9 will likely show up to help him (or avenge him).

The rest of Section 9 just stare in amazement.

TNA has the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.

edited 28th Apr '14 6:26:19 AM by Bisected8

CIRNOID SMASH PUNY DRUNKS WITH GLACIER HAMMER.

TNA is pursuing someone as a Yandere.

edited 28th Apr '14 10:06:29 AM by Dreigonix

So...much...sniping...

Uses his TF gun to make them legless. They're his forever now.

TNPA is pulled into a Witch's Barrier.

edited 28th Apr '14 6:30:21 AM by MicoolTNT

Not a problem, Lancer should be able to combat and defeat her and her familiars if applicable and get out unharmed.

TNA plays strip poker with three of their friends/crushes/you decide.

It quickly becomes horrifying and demeaning and pretty much everyone goes home crying.

TNPA finds an unattended bag full of money.

Togusa would turn it in to the proper authorities (and probably suffer for it, somehow).

TNA is sent to arrest Dreigonix for the crime of being double ninja'd and not responding to posts between their own and the one they replied to.

Apparently the criminal was KIA. Something about getting mauled with a fire axe.

TNA faces Matador in 1-on-1 battle.

Since there's no spot for him on the character list, I can only assume RT uses his default tactic: Blow You Away.

TNA is en route to England to assassinate the Prime Minister.

Assassinate? Not only will Raphael make a grandiose entrance and murder him right on the spot after a brief judgment, he'll also wreck the whole Parliament as "chaotic".

TNA marries their love interest/their best friend otherwise.

Well, Togusa's already happily married so...that could cause complications.

TNA is eating a whole loaf of bread for some reason.

He chokes on it, fails his suicidal attack, and Everybody Dies. The End.

TNA meets a Highly-Visible Ninja on a mission.

"That ninja means I'm in Kamigawa. I hate Kamigawa."

TNPA is doing their taxes.

He has taxes?

TNA is meeting their father.

They meet in the afterlife. Gendo doesn't talk to his dad much.

TNPA is playing Monopoly with other characters of their series.

"No, Jace, you can't Counterspell my trade with Gideon."
"But you used your first card's ultimate to mind-control him into trading everything he has to you."
"Which is an activated ability, not a spell - and which means I now have five Monopolies with houses. Suck it, blue mage!"

TNPA had their manwich knocked out of their hands as they were about to eat it.

edited 29th Apr '14 6:36:54 PM by foxmccloud4387

...(cue Stigmata Strike at the offender)

TNA faces their shadow.

Bumpity bump.

She keeps a happy facade and even challenges her shadow into a duel, but her shadow manages to make her snap and denies it. Cue a lenghty Boss Battle.

TNA is stuck in a line for 3 hours.

Collateral damage likely ensues.

TNA gets transformed into a Witch.

Jesus Christ. I'm thinking there will be a lot of malfunctioning machinery involved.

TNA has their left arm replaced with BIONIC ARM!

He's happy because he can actually use one of his hands now.

TNA gets trapped in an old bunker by hostile skeletons.

edited 21st Sep '14 5:03:06 PM by Ghostninja109

The two camouflaged eggs escape. The other 5 aren't so lucky.

"Aww yeah! I'm getting all fired up!" -several minutes to seconds later, depending how tough they are, only shattered and burned bone is left-

No scenario?

TNA was corrupted by Metatron?

Whoops! >_<

The eggs are corrupted and hatch into...evil quails. They still aren't that dangerous.

TNA is shifted to Another Dimension, where everyone is Gender Flipped

It's not like Q changes much anyway.

TNA becomes twenty years older.