Tropers Do It / At Work

Occupations do it professionally:

• Executives and other higher-ups meddle when others do it!
• Physical therapists do it: standing, sitting, supine, prone!
• Lawyers do it in front of a jury of their peers.
• Thespians do it on stage.
  • Actors do it in front of an audience.
    • Stagehands do it with props.
    • Techies do it in the dark.
    • Electricians do it til it Hz
• Ninja do it stealthily (or not).
  • The fewer people Ninja do it with, the better they do it.
• Pirate do it for booty.
  • Some pirates are known for not doing it; or anything for that matter.
• Politicians do it with tax money.
• Doctors do it on the operating table.
• Principals do it nine months a year.
• Scientists do it to experiment.
  • They also do it on a dark and stormy night.
• Mathematicians do it discretely and continuously.
  • They also do it rigorously.
  • Topologists do it on rubber sheets.
  • Statisticians do it normally.
  • Algebraists do it in a group, in a ring, in a field.
  • Mathematicians do it with just a 'yes'.
  • There are 10 types of people in this world: those who do it in binary and those who don't.
  • Mechanics model it with light, rigid uniform rods.
    • But at some point they have to account for the friction.
  • Material failure analysts assume it's most intense at the tip.
• Chemists do it on tables, periodically.
  • There's a T-Shirt of that, no doubt in reference to this very page.
  • They also do it with moles.
• Photographers do it in the dark but they stop every thirty seconds to agitate the developer.
• Teachers do it in front of the whole class.
  • Teachers do it with their students.
• Librarians do it quietly.
• Soldiers do it obediently.
  • Soliders do it in uniform
• Snipers do it all alone and far away from everyone else.
• Submarine crews do it silently.
• Cooks do it in the kitchen.
• Dentists do it by drilling.
  • Dentists do it orally.
• Models do it with style.
• Stealth pilots do it where you least expect them.
• Physicians do it with patients.
• Cyclists do it in record time.
  • Cyclists will also mount anything that moves.
• Typists do it with their fingers.
• Archaeologists do it really deep. And dirty.
  • Archaeologists do it with any old thing.
• Artists do it as confusingly as humanly possible.
  • Painters do it with oils.
• Magical girls make their presence known while doing it.
• Samurai do it with katanas.
• Cowboys do it with revolvers.
• Maids do it without getting their hands dirty.
• Firefighters do it with lots of hose.
• News anchors do it every weeknight at six, ten, and eleven o'clock.
  • While rolling news anchors do it every 15 minutes, often with members of the public.
• Milkmen do it on your doorstep.
• Comedians do it in front of a live studio audience.
• Volunteers do it for free.
• Ace Pilots do it in the cockpit.
• Economists do it in their own rational self interest.
  • Economists do it marginally.
• Nature Documentarians do it like they do on The Discovery Channel.
• Musicians do it subtly.
  • Instrumentalists do it rather differently, but most can drop it with their fingers or tongues.
  • Trumpets do it LOUDLY.
  • Flautists are typically out of tune when they do it.
  • Violinists do it gently, back and forth.
  • Sax players do it all the time
  • Pianists do it with their fingers, but make good use of their feet.
• Pipers do it with amazing grace.
• Courtesy of Pushing Daisies: Mimes do it with imagination
• Astronauts do it in space.
• Sports announcers tell you how they did it in painstaking detail.
• Butlers do it, supposedly.
  • The butler always does it.
• Architects are always coming up with bigger erections.
• Stern Teachers do it roughly, but evenly.
• The President of the United States can do it for up to four years (eight if he's lucky).
  • Barack Obama is the first black man ever to do it.
• Supreme Court judges do it until they die.
• Directors do it many times and from many, many positions until they are satisfied.
• Birds do it with bees. (How the hell does that even work?!)
• Quantum physicists are doing it right now. Or not.
  • Particle physicists get a hadron as they do it.
• Pornography directors do it with lots of naked people.
• Construction workers do it with long, thick, sturdy beams.
• Carpenters do it with their wood.
• Handymen do it with their tools.
• Engineering couples have the best moments when they do it.
• Philosophers do it in their heads.
  • Philosophers do it thoughtfully.
• Psychiatrists do it on a couch.
• Farmers do it with animals.
• Pizza deliverymen do it in 30 minutes or less. (Or your money back).
• Inquisitors do it with whips and bondage gear.
  • Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition to do it.
• Radiographers do it on the table or in the upright position
• Accountants do it with the double sided entry method.
• Fencers do it with a thrust.
• Drummers do it with sticks.
• Musicians duet better.
• Violinists do it in first position.
  • So do Ballerinas.
  • Meanwhile, trombones do it in seven positions.
• Translators do it with their tongues.
• Evolutionists do it with increasing complexity.
• Professional speakers do it orally.
• Prostitutes do it for payment.
• Drill Sergeants do it with intimidation
• Footballers only do it once per week, but they do it for ninety minutes at a time.
  • With a fifteen minute break, to recover their stamina.

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