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Describe Zadia here.
Well, you
could say please...
Hiya. I'm Zadia. I'm Australian, 19, a geek and a lover of music. I usually spend my time snarking, listening to music, reading, and watching TV. I like fantasy, crime, sci-fi, comedy, and the like. I have a particular love of alternative music. I like cats, colours, space and nature. I can't think of much else to say.
I'm also Astral Void from the
Protectors of the Plot Continuum. Hey, fellow
PP Cers.
Zadia's Made of Wins:
notreallyatroper: I give a Made Of Win to whoever made the fourth alternate title for
Twilight Edward Oedipus Gayfish Cullen. That made me laugh.
Zadia: Glad to see that you liked it.
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Tropes That Apply To Zadia
- All Girls Like Ponies: I was a huge fan of Pony Pals when I was a kid, and I'm a huge fan of MLP: Friendship is Magic.
- Alone in a Crowd
- Ambiguous Gender: Under the right circumstances, I look a lot like a guy. I've been keeping count of the number of people who've asked me or said something (within my hearing) about my gender (nearly 50, BTW).
- Apologises a Lot
- Ask a Stupid Question...: I love it.
- Berserk Button: Homophobia of any kind, bigotry, and bad spelling and grammar, among other things.
- Contemporary art, people who don't know what they're talking about, fuckwits and people who are mean to retail staff, too.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Jury's still out on whether 'nice' applies.
- Most nice people don't routinely find ways to use the things around them as weapons. I think I'm one of, if not the only people to figure out ways to use the contents of a greengrocers' as weapons.
- Basically, don't push me until I break. I don't know what I'd do in those circumstances, and I really don't want to know. I've got close more than a few times.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Look, I never said I was nice. It's your fault for judging me on my appearance.
- Bi the Way
- Break the Cutie
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Eh, I procrastinate a lot.
- Broken Bird
- Brutal Honesty: I believe in being honest. Doesn't mean I'll sugarcoat it for you.
- Buffy Speak
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: I'm smart. I'm also crazy.
- Captain Obvious: Though, usually only when I'm trying to make a joke or a point.
- Catch Phrase: "I be..."
- "Meep!" When startled, scared, or for lack of anything else to say. Also applies to "Quack!" "Kittens!" or "Bunnies!" Yeah, I'm kinda nuts.
- "Honestly..."
- "Methinks..."
- "Whatever works."
- Cloudcuckoolander: BUNNIES!
- Cluster F-Bomb: Fuck yeah, baby!
- The Combat Pragmatist
- Common Sense: I have quite a bit of it.
- Covert Pervert: Heh heh heh heh heh.
- Cuddlebug
- Cuteness Proximity
- Dangerously Genre Savvy
- Darker and Edgier: I've found that I find it hard to take an interest in my characters unless they're fucked up in some way. Don't expect happy, well-adjusted people. (Though I normally give them happy endings to make up for it.)
- Deadpan Snarker
- Don't You Dare Pity Me!
- Dye Hard: I dye my hair red. I'm a natural blonde.
- Evil Laugh: I've got a bitchin' evil laugh.
- Face Palm
- Fangirl: Though I make it a point to be as normal and reasonable as possible whenever I meet someone I admire. It's worked.
- Hates Being Touched: The exception being hugs.
- Headphones Equal Isolation: I wish. People keep talking to me when I've got them on, even when I'm reading!
- Heterosexual Life Partners/ Platonic Life Partners: With Eriwahr (we're both bisexual, but a relationship is just not plausible.)
- Intelligence Equals Isolation: I be pretty antisocial.
- I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: See Love Triangle.
- Jerkass Woobie/ Iron Woobie: Either one's good.
- Kaleidoscope Eyes: Jury's still out on what colour they are, though it seems to be green.
- Lampshade Hanging
- Lawful Neutral: I follow my morals. If they coincide with what everyone else likes, OK. If not, OK.
- Literal-Minded: I often need directions, or I'll take things literally, run out of things and end up confused.
- Love Triangle: I fell for a guy with a girlfriend. Yay.
- This appears to be becoming a habit. I keep falling for nice guys, and naturally the bastards are all taken by the time I meet them.
- Manic Pixie Dream Girl
- Mistaken for Gay: I was thought to be a lesbian in my early teens (I was asexual at the time).
- Mood Whiplash: Sometimes I go from idealist to cynic, or optimist to pessimist, or whatever to whatever in the blink of an eye.
- Never Heard That One Before: My first name rhymes with a lot of things. Believe me, I've heard all of them. They weren't ever funny. Ever.
- The Nicknamer
- Nice Guy
- Old Shame: My first effort to write a serious story. *shudders*
- Most of my teenage years.
- Older than They Look
- Pet Peeve Trope: Double Standard, Protagonist-Centered Morality, almost every Rape Trope in existence, Abuse Is Okay When It Is Female on Male, No Bisexuals, and many more.
- Proud to Be a Geek
- The Quiet One
- Serial Tweaker
- The Smart Guy
- The Snark Knight
- Sure, Why Not?: I like new ideas.
- Team Mom
- Tomboy
- When She Smiles: As opposed to forcing a smile, which just looks demonic.
- Yaoi Fangirl
- You Are What You Hate: I hate being called cute or adorable. I'm tiny, allegedly attractive, love to hug people and I have a tendency to make little squeaky noises or say things like 'Meep!' when startled. Fuck it.
- Yuri Fangirl
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