Quotes / No-One Could Survive That

Red Mage: The point is that we defeated him. He's gone. He shall never trouble us. Ever again.
(cut to Hell)
Lich: Time is a window. Death, a doorway. I'll be back.

Thief: Did the plan work?
Red Mage: No one could have survived that, Thief.
Black Mage: Point of order: us.
Red Mage: We're statistical outliers on the survivability curve.
Black Mage: It's four for four! That's 100%! How is that an outlier?

Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself that was impossible.

She's not gonna make it! (Azula manages to stop her fall) ...of course she did.

Gunn-Sar: What's the tally of challenges?
Cato: Twenty-five dead and one missing, sir.
Gunn-Sar: Oh, come on, Cato. Don't quibble. Marquin fell backwards off the cliff.
Cato: Yes, sir.
Gunn-Sar: So he's dead. Like, you can't say someone's missing as such. Not when they've taken a dive into a bottomless gorge.
Cato: No sir.
Gunn-Sar: So, it's twenty-six dead.
Cato: The council ruled it was twenty-five, sir, and one missing.
Gunn-Sar: (unperturbed) Twenty-five men lie dead who tried to stand against me. And one, if he's not still falling, is no more than a greasy spot on the rocks, right?
Blake's 7, "Power"

Cooler: So. Who thinks he's dead?
Sauza: Dead.
Neiz: Krii!
Doore: That boy is dead as mud.
Cooler: Too bad, I sign your paychecks. Search the forest.
Sauza: Qu'est-ce que fuck.
Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Revenge of Cooler"

Gang member: There's no way they survived.
Caleb: They're not dead until we find 'em dead. Or part of 'em, anyway.
Dredd

Naraku: Oops, killed your girlfriend again, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Bullshit, do you know how many cliffs Kikyo has fallen off? She'll be fine. Hell, I threw her off one last week.
Inuyasha: Episode Infinity

Batman: Nothing could have survived that. Not even Darkseid.
Superman: You know something, Bruce? You're not always right.
Justice League, "Twilight"

J'onn: In many ways, Lex Luthor represents the worst mankind has to offer.
Superman: But he died saving us all.
Batman: I doubt either of them died.
Superman: We saw it this time...
The Flash: You saw it last time, too.
Green Lantern: What's the old saying? Believe half of what you see-
Hawkgirl: And none of what you hear. They'll be back.
Justice League, "Destroyer"

Croc: But we saw you fall to your death!
Oogway: No, you saw me fall.
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters

"Surprised? You thought I'd perished in the million-megaparsec blast radius of that supernova bomb!"
Lonzak, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

Supervillains never die in bottomless pits. It's like an unwritten law or something.

Tonk Fah: You think he'll live?
Denth: He just fell out the third-story window, plummeting toward certain doom. Of course he'll live!

I buried you alive and I put a rock on what was going to be your grave... how could you get out of that?
Venomstripe to Pulse, Warrior Cats RPG

Mook 1: There's no way he could have survived that fall.
Seto Kaiba: (off-camera) Actually, I seem to be okay.
Mook 2: Nope, he's definitely dead.
Seto Kaiba: (off-camera) You guys are idiots.
Mook 1: At least we're not dead, like you.

"Come home, Hans. Nothing could be left alive in that furnace."
— Concerned wife about The Monster, Frankenstein (1931)

"He survives this."

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