Quotes / No-One Could Survive That

Red Mage: The point is that we defeated him. He's gone. He shall never trouble us. Ever again.
(cut to Hell)
Lich: Time is a window. Death, a doorway. I'll be back.

Thief: Did the plan work?
Red Mage: No one could have survived that, Thief.
Black Mage: Point of order: us.
Red Mage: We're statistical outliers on the survivability curve.
Black Mage: It's four for four! That's 100%! How is that an outlier?

She's not gonna make it! (Azula manages to stop her fall) ...of course she did.

Gunn-Sar: What's the tally of challenges?
Cato: Twenty-five dead and one missing, sir.
Gunn-Sar: Oh, come on, Cato. Don't quibble. Marquin fell backwards off the cliff.
Cato: Yes, sir.
Gunn-Sar: So he's dead. Like, you can't say someone's missing as such. Not when they've taken a dive into a bottomless gorge.
Cato: No sir.
Gunn-Sar: So, it's twenty-six dead.
Cato: The council ruled it was twenty-five, sir, and one missing.
Gunn-Sar: (unperturbed) Twenty-five men lie dead who tried to stand against me. And one, if he's not still falling, is no more than a greasy spot on the rocks, right?
Blake's 7, "Power"

Cooler: So. Who thinks he's dead?
Sauza: Dead.
Neiz: Krii!
Doore: That boy is dead as mud.
Cooler: Too bad, I sign your paychecks. Search the forest.
Sauza: Qu'est-ce que fuck.
Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Revenge of Cooler"

Gang member: There's no way they survived.
Caleb: They're not dead until we find 'em dead. Or part of 'em, anyway.

Naraku: Oops, killed your girlfriend again, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Bullshit, do you know how many cliffs Kikyo has fallen off? She'll be fine. Hell, I threw her off one last week.
Inuyasha: Episode Infinity

Batman: Nothing could have survived that. Not even Darkseid.
Superman: You know something, Bruce? You're not always right.
Justice League, "Twilight"

J'onn: In many ways, Lex Luthor represents the worst mankind has to offer.
Superman: But he died saving us all.
Batman: I doubt either of them died.
Superman: We saw it this time...
The Flash: You saw it last time, too.
Green Lantern: What's the old saying? Believe half of what you see-
Hawkgirl: And none of what you hear. They'll be back.
Justice League, "Destroyer"

Croc: But we saw you fall to your death!
Oogway: No, you saw me fall.
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters

"Surprised? You thought I'd perished in the million-megaparsec blast radius of that supernova bomb!"
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

Supervillains never die in bottomless pits. It's like an unwritten law or something.

Tonk Fah: You think he'll live?
Denth: He just fell out the third-story window, plummeting toward certain doom. Of course he'll live!

I buried you alive and I put a rock on what was going to be your grave... how could you get out of that?
Venomstripe to Pulse, Warrior Cats RPG

Mook 1: There's no way he could have survived that fall.
Seto Kaiba: (off-camera) Actually, I seem to be okay.
Mook 2: Nope, he's definitely dead.
Seto Kaiba: (off-camera) You guys are idiots.
Mook 1: At least we're not dead, like you.

"Come home, Hans. Nothing could be left alive in that furnace."
— Concerned wife about The Monster, Frankenstein (1931)

"He survives this."