When was the longest time that she stayed away? Kirino:
That's got to be that one time! That one time! Kojiro:
This could be just the thing I need to test my skills! I've never fought a zombie before. Elder: I
: Well, you know! We came from "talking" to that giant with our fists. Ox Ford
: In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.
There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,
Or would sit making lace in the bow:
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,
Though none of the sailors knew how.
Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Father? Father Dougal:
Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and- Father Noel:
) Father Dougal:
...Oh, um, nothing happened at all.
I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
(on how his crossbow got her name
) There was a girl, and I made a promise. Bianca is the only story I can never tell. Merrill:
You can't say that! Now I want to know even more! Varric:
) That was the idea,
: You mean [the teleporter's] working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat. Alyx
: What cat? Dr. Kleiner
: Ah, now, we've made major strides since then... major
: What cat?
Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that.
Legally, I'm not allowed to own a firearm. I hope you guys are okay with that.
I had that dream again. The one about the rabbits and their Molotov cocktails
— Rick Ajax, Unbound Saga
Events always seem to unfold wherever I go. Like Chicago a few years ago. ...It's a bother to explain.
And I made no
friends buying the spork!
: But he's too strong! Not even Unca Scrooge can beat him! Dewey
: We can use the Fusion technique! Louie
: Not Fusion! I promised not to use it after last time! Dewey
: What happened to Webby was an accident! Believe in yourself, stupid!
There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants.
Geez, you musta freaked out the first time you got your period, huh. Hannelore:
We don't... we don't talk about that day.
26. [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST]. Not even for recreational use
That's nothing. I once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses in a single incident.
291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. Let us never speak of it again
— "1001 and More Things the Worst Party in Eberron
is Forbidden from Doing"
has made a knife out of her lollipop! Nick
: Y'know, that kind of thing is exactly what kept me alive in Alaska. That, and the fact that I was a very good dancer.
I'd...rather not talk about it.
: Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken. Jumba
: I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again. Pleakley
: All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers...
That's the second biggest tongue I have ever seen!