Kirino: That's got to be that one time! That one time!
Kojiro: Oh, that time!
Elder: I have.
Ox Ford: In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.
Pauline Raskin: That's why you go first.
Hellboy: Every dirty job...
Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently.
Mullroy: She's not breathing!
(Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath)
Murtogg: Never would've thought of that...
Jack: Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
Or would sit making lace in the bow:
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,
Though none of the sailors knew how.
Father Dougal: Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and-
Father Noel: (coughcoughcough)
Father Dougal: ...Oh, um, nothing happened at all.
Calvin's Mom: What noodles?
Calvin: Oh...uh...Ha ha! Did I say noodles? You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.
Merrill: You can't say that! Now I want to know even more!
Varric: (chuckles) That was the idea, Daisy.
Alyx: What cat?
Dr. Kleiner: Ah, now, we've made major strides since then... major strides.
Alyx: What cat?
Legally, I'm not allowed to own a firearm. I hope you guys are okay with that.
Dewey: We can use the Fusion technique!
Louie: Not Fusion! I promised not to use it after last time!
Dewey: What happened to Webby was an accident! Believe in yourself, stupid!
Hannelore: We don't... we don't talk about that day.
Nick: Y'know, that kind of thing is exactly what kept me alive in Alaska. That, and the fact that I was a very good dancer.
Jumba: I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again.
Pleakley: All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers...